Hot nuts!!!

drewfromrisca

It's not my day - I've been cooking with some very hot chillies, just went to toilet, had the obligatory sack scratch and yep you guessed it - my balls are on fire :evil: :oops:

jellybellywmb

stick em in a pot of yoghurt (But not a muller corner with chocolate bits as that would just be wrong!!!)

fungus_the_muffin_man

jellybellywmb wrote:

stick em in a pot of yoghurt (But not a muller corner with chocolate bits as that would just be wrong!!!)

It'd be a good way to get the missus to lick it off though. My missus loves muller corners with the chocolate bits

takethehighroad

drewfromrisca wrote:

my balls are on fire

Isn't that a Kings of Leon song?

drewfromrisca

Well it certainly made me sing in a high pitch put it that way. They are just now calming down.

Flanker37

I cant top that, but i can match it.

Sufering from itchy bollocks (from shaving them, yeah!!!) i grabbed the deep heat instead of germoline in not so good light.

I couldnt get the wet sponge onto my nads quick enough.

Man what a feeling that is, burning & freezing at the same time.

sicknote

Flanker37 wrote:

I cant top that, but i can match it.

Sufering from itchy bollocks (from shaving them, yeah!!!) i grabbed the deep heat instead of germoline in not so good light.

I couldnt get the wet sponge onto my nads quick enough.

Man what a feeling that is, burning & freezing at the same time.

I know that feeling as I used to use the deep heat stick ( which I have found to be the strongest one )when I first started training ( Karate ) and when a little to high up the inside leg, then spent the rest of the lesson with them in the sink.
Much to the classes enjoyment when I came out.

Never did that again.

KevinMcC

fungus you say that but if the missus gets raw chilli in her mouth she would never ever forgive and would have nothing to do with that area again, risk reward calculation would be required for this venture

jellybellywmb

I knew a guy in the Navy who after a very hot and sweaty run whilst in Naples decided to cool his vital areas on an air conditioning unit which he immediatly got stuck too in a most disturbing way!! :shock:

pepelepew

Fungus The Muffin Man wrote:

jellybellywmb wrote:

stick em in a pot of yoghurt (But not a muller corner with chocolate bits as that would just be wrong!!!)

It'd be a good way to get the missus to lick it off though. My missus loves muller corners with the chocolate bits

Send her round to Drew's.

hopper1

Oh no..... This has got me thinking......
If my missus has been eating hot chillies (she does), then gets all fruity and offers to do the biz on me.... Should I knock her back, incase she sets my tackle on fire? :shock: :shock:

F*ck that :shock: I'd better make sure there's some natural yogurt always in the fridge

Matt the Tester

argh no way lol there some funny stories.

Tonymufc

drewfromrisca wrote:

It's not my day - I've been cooking with some very hot chillies, just went to toilet, had the obligatory sack scratch and yep you guessed it - my balls are on fire :evil: :oops:

My balls are on fire. I'd ask The kings Of Leon what they'd do about it. His balls must of caught fire when he was having sex.