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  • Giant Phil
    Giant Phil Posts: 116
    I may look like I've been hit with a branch, but you look like you were bitch slapped by the entire forest.
    Giant SCR, BRIGHT Orange.
  • cjw
    cjw Posts: 1,889
    I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter
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  • andy162
    andy162 Posts: 634
    Sh1t eating donkey rapist
  • 211dave112
    211dave112 Posts: 125
    twot.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 992
    guilliano wrote:
    Bunch of hearmaphroditic wart ridden, puss laden, scab covered monkey f#cking poo eating inbred willy suckers

    Or French.
    Old hippies don't die, they just lie low until the laughter stops and their time comes round again.
    Joseph Gallivan
  • fungus_the_muffin_man
    fungus_the_muffin_man Posts: 1,608
    you god dam colon sucking mother f*****g sh1t brick
    Bianchi. There are no alternatives only compromises!
    I RIDE A KONA CADABRA -would you like to come and have a play with my magic link?
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    cjw wrote:
    the ferry wrote:
    Posted 01 Sep 2009 14:34
    You bell end.

    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    --Mariah Carey

    Hey Stewie, Tell me that is not a genuine quote mate :?

    It's not. It's from a comedy show where they were taking the mick out of her and became attributed to her as though she said it...

    edit; just found the link on Snopes. http://www.snopes.com/quotes/carey.asp

    Oops, better change it then.

    On your Birth Cert under Father it just says "some Albanian Sailors".
  • kieronymous
    kieronymous Posts: 60
    pepelepew wrote:
    Got a face like a bulldog licking p!ss off a nettle.

    ...and subsequently set on fire. Then put out with a bag of spanners.
    When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
  • voxegam
    voxegam Posts: 244
    Your cousin can't draw!!!
    Trek Madone 6.5 Pro
    Planet-X (now winter-bike)
  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    Face like a dropped pie...
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    You've got a penis like a gherkin.
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    You're so fat that if you fell in the grand canyon you'd get stuck
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    Summer beast; http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff015.jpg
  • Special K
    Special K Posts: 449
    SteppenHerring wrote:
    You take your bike to the shop for trivial problems

    Your bike has a plastic spoke protector

    You drive a BMW X5 with tinted windows
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Excellent.
    "There are holes in the sky,
    Where the rain gets in.
    But they're ever so small
    That's why rain is thin. " Spike Milligan
  • pete600
    pete600 Posts: 142
    you mackum
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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    You c*ckmuncher
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    Ya can't polish a t*rd.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    dennisn wrote:
    Ya can't polish a t*rd.

    I'll take that as a challenge.

    A soft or hard one?
  • NWLondoner
    NWLondoner Posts: 2,047
    I like Benchod and tari mai ni gand.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Go take your face for a sh*t.
  • pepelepew
    pepelepew Posts: 180
    johnfinch wrote:
    dennisn wrote:
    Ya can't polish a t*rd.

    I'll take that as a challenge.

    A soft or hard one?

    What about one of those white ones that were about when i was a nipper. Don't see white dogsh!t any more. Must have been an 80's thing. That could be a new thread - things from the 80's that you don't see now.

    1 - White dog poo.
    Det. Sgt. George Carter: Do you know what, Jack? You're full of sh!t.
    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: I thought it was about time you made an intellectual contribution to this debate.
    Det. Sgt. George Carter: Boll@cks.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    pepelepew wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    dennisn wrote:
    Ya can't polish a t*rd.

    I'll take that as a challenge.

    A soft or hard one?

    What about one of those white ones that were about when i was a nipper. Don't see white dogsh!t any more. Must have been an 80's thing. That could be a new thread - things from the 80's that you don't see now.

    1 - White dog poo.

    Aaah - white dog poo - happy childhood memories. 8)
  • gazza_d1
    gazza_d1 Posts: 53
    pepelepew wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    dennisn wrote:
    Ya can't polish a t*rd.

    I'll take that as a challenge.

    A soft or hard one?

    What about one of those white ones that were about when i was a nipper. Don't see white dogsh!t any more. Must have been an 80's thing. That could be a new thread - things from the 80's that you don't see now.

    1 - White dog poo.

    2 things -
    1 - you can polish a turd if it's frozen (apparantly - it's not a hobby)

    2 - I saw white dog sh1t the other day actually. It's summat to do with the percentage of bone meal in the dog's diet I recall.

    Anyway you're all a bunch of soft southern nancy boy french bender football loving apollo riding girls. (apologies to gene hunt)

    Actually all your bikes are Tensors (if anyone else knows, or remembers Tensor bikes, then you'll know how shite they were)
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    Insulting pickup line:

    Did you fall from heaven? It looks like your face hit the ground at 250mph.
  • The Mechanic
    The Mechanic Posts: 1,277
    Who lit the wick on your tampon?
    I have only two things to say to that; Bo***cks
  • rwsbike971
    rwsbike971 Posts: 40
    When they were handing out brains you thought they said trains and asked for a small slow one.
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
  • andy162
    andy162 Posts: 634
    For all these vitriolic wordy ramblings, there are really only three classics

    Fat Bast@rd

    You're a c*nt

    F*ck Off

    whatever life throws at you, any of the above will suit the insulter perfectly,leaving the insultee feeling well and truly f*cking told.
  • fungus_the_muffin_man
    fungus_the_muffin_man Posts: 1,608
    I've had bigger and harder sh1ts than you after a vindaloo
    Bianchi. There are no alternatives only compromises!
    I RIDE A KONA CADABRA -would you like to come and have a play with my magic link?
  • martinwitnam
    martinwitnam Posts: 439
    The best part of you dribbled down the inside of your mothers leg!
    Can we fix it?
    Yes we can!
  • martinwitnam
    martinwitnam Posts: 439
    You see that lump of lard?
    That's you that is!

    Bring back the Mary Whitehouse Experience.
    Can we fix it?
    Yes we can!
  • PhilofCas
    PhilofCas Posts: 1,153
    F*ck off dick head.

    You complete w*nker.

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