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finchy
finchy Posts: 6,686
edited September 2009 in The bottom bracket
You fart-sniffing t**ts.
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  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    Ya fat whacko.
  • You bell end.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Bunch of post-op weirdoes.
  • .......This isn't going to end well........
  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    Give it a rest, you top-hat.
  • cjw
    cjw Posts: 1,889
    Not only did you fall out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.

    You're not half the man your mother is.
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  • Got a face like a bulldog licking p!ss off a nettle.
    Det. Sgt. George Carter: Do you know what, Jack? You're full of sh!t.
    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: I thought it was about time you made an intellectual contribution to this debate.
    Det. Sgt. George Carter: Boll@cks.
  • She has a face like a bulldog licking pi55 off of nettles...
    "Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
  • cheehee
    cheehee Posts: 427
    'If my dog looked like you, I would shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards.'

    'Were you born on the accident ward?'
  • What do you use to clean your teeth? Gunpowder?
    Det. Sgt. George Carter: Do you know what, Jack? You're full of sh!t.
    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: I thought it was about time you made an intellectual contribution to this debate.
    Det. Sgt. George Carter: Boll@cks.
  • You take your bike to the shop for trivial problems

    Your bike has a plastic spoke protector

    You drive a BMW X5 with tinted windows
  • bagpusscp
    bagpusscp Posts: 2,907
    Hmmm .To all previous posters......Come on children time for bed .
    bagpuss
  • pedylan
    pedylan Posts: 768
    What does Jabba the Hut do for an arse when your using it for a face.
    Where the neon madmen climb
  • pedylan
    pedylan Posts: 768
    bagpusscp wrote:
    Hmmm .To all previous posters......Come on children time for bed .

    In the unlikley event of me wanting your opinion, I'll tell you what it is first. :wink:
    Where the neon madmen climb
  • blu3cat
    blu3cat Posts: 1,016
    Do you know what I like about you......


    F*ck all
    "Bed is for sleepy people.
    Let's get a kebab and go to a disco."

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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    bagpusscp wrote:
    Hmmm .To all previous posters......Come on children time for bed .

    Yeah... with your Mum.
  • Posted 01 Sep 2009 14:34
    You bell end.

    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    --Mariah Carey

    Hey Stewie, Tell me that is not a genuine quote mate :?
  • bagpusscp
    bagpusscp Posts: 2,907
    johnfinch wrote:
    bagpusscp wrote:
    Hmmm .To all previous posters......Come on children time for bed .

    Yeah... with your Mum.

    I can smell something ....does your nappy need changing.
    bagpuss
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    bagpusscp wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    bagpusscp wrote:
    Hmmm .To all previous posters......Come on children time for bed .

    Yeah... with your Mum.

    I can smell something ....does your nappy need changing.

    No... you just forgot to wash your armpits :wink:
  • guilliano
    guilliano Posts: 5,495
    Bunch of hearmaphroditic wart ridden, puss laden, scab covered monkey f#cking poo eating inbred willy suckers
  • cjw
    cjw Posts: 1,889
    edited September 2009
    the ferry wrote:
    Posted 01 Sep 2009 14:34
    You bell end.

    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    --Mariah Carey

    Hey Stewie, Tell me that is not a genuine quote mate :?

    It's not. It's from a comedy show where they were taking the mick out of her and became attributed to her as though she said it...

    edit; just found the link on Snopes. http://www.snopes.com/quotes/carey.asp
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  • cjw
    cjw Posts: 1,889
    Your mother is an hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
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  • bawbag
  • i am not saying your the uglyest person in the world

    but you dont half look like them :lol: :twisted:
    if i had my time again would i take the time to make the right choices

    naa thats no fun
  • Is it in yet?
    Det. Sgt. George Carter: Do you know what, Jack? You're full of sh!t.
    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: I thought it was about time you made an intellectual contribution to this debate.
    Det. Sgt. George Carter: Boll@cks.
  • bagpusscp
    bagpusscp Posts: 2,907
    pepelepew wrote:
    Is it in yet?

    You call that a pussy.
    bagpuss
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    You mountain biker :P
  • pedylan
    pedylan Posts: 768
    Did you know that you are in fact one of the most tedious, cloth-eared,
    flat-headed, swivel-eyed, fornicating little gits I've ever had the displeasure to converse with?
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  • You small knobed/flat chested spastic horse fcuker
    fly like a mouse, run like a cushion be the small bookcase!