What would you do to a bike thief?

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  • 77ric
    77ric Posts: 601
    swampi101 wrote:
    Druid \'64 wrote:

    you arent allowed to use any physical force at all to restrain anyone you put under a citizens arrest. doing so can result in being charged for assault.

    sure but you'd be surprised by just what the average police officer will ignore when they come to get the thieving toerag, especially if the little shit is known to them.

    i used to work in a shopping centre, and we would regularly walk the known shoplifters along the service corridors and give them a slap or 2 in the cctv blindspots. then it's just the shoplifters word against 2 security guards. the police would often tell the thieving smackheads to shut the fuck up, while giving a knowing wink to the guards.
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  • swampi101
    swampi101 Posts: 210
    yeah, I suppose it comes down to who takes the little sh*t off your hands. most will ignore it but there will always be one.
  • Dazzza
    Dazzza Posts: 2,364
    Wire coat hanger down the japs eye followed by electrodes to the testicles. ;)
    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
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  • Wheelieguy
    Wheelieguy Posts: 139
    Dazzza wrote:
    Wire coat hanger down the japs eye followed by electrodes to the testicles. ;)


    Thumbscrews, instantly spring to mind, lol


    Someones been watching human traffic!
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  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    lock them to a tree using many bike locks and then throw chainrings at there face.
  • Dazzza
    Dazzza Posts: 2,364
    edited August 2009
    Wheelieguy wrote:
    Dazzza wrote:
    Wire coat hanger down the japs eye followed by electrodes to the testicles. ;)


    Thumbscrews, instantly spring to mind, lol


    Someones been watching human traffic!

    Hey can't beat a bit of moff my son. ;)

    Peter fac**n andre!! :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUKChFN_jlg
    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
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  • Mastineo
    Mastineo Posts: 182
    many years ago a twohat set fire to my shed containing 2 m/cycles and pet rottie. When confronted about it he tried to slam door on me. Tw@ed him with crash helmet! when he came round I was bending his finger back 'til it broke, he passed out. Woke him up and did the same again. Did 3 fingers before I started to feel sick. Explained to him that every time I saw him for the rest of his life I was going to hurt him. He doesn't live round here any more.
    Would have a serious sense of humour failure if I caught someone trying to half inch on of my bikes.
  • richara3
    richara3 Posts: 153
    I would buy your bike from him for a tenner...

    :wink:
  • im first to die
    im first to die Posts: 224
    it would involve a vice his/her hand and turning vice handle a little bit till they stoped screaming then turn it a little bit more and so on til both sides of the vice were touching no one touches my bike again after last time some theving little tw*t took my last one
    if i had my time again would i take the time to make the right choices

    naa thats no fun
  • saracenman09
    saracenman09 Posts: 90
    I'd kill his cat, then his nan, then his mum, then do to him what all you guys said!
  • fred2003
    fred2003 Posts: 110
    saracenman09 wrote:
    I'd kill his cat, then his nan, then his mum, then do to him what all you guys said!

    Before or after your frosties? ;)
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  • bluechair84
    bluechair84 Posts: 4,352
    These poor chaps are social retards, they don't have any values. Give em to Jeremy Kyle to sort out :roll:
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  • Lowride
    Lowride Posts: 214
    I keep my good bikes at my Dad`s house but my second bike (GT Avalanche 2003/2004) was stolen about two weeks ago from behind my apartment. It was locked to my g/f`s bike and thru a steel railing, they cut thru both locks with bolt croppers probably...

    Everytime I`m either in my car or on foot and see anybody on a bike I look to check, not sure what I`ll do if I see the bike again but I`ll know when it happens
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  • jayson
    jayson Posts: 4,606
    The b'stard that had it away with my pride and joy Lobster i would like to inject them with a massive dose of LSD staright into their blood stream so theres no come up just instant insanity that they wont never completely come out of for the rest of their miserable thieving life.

    I want them to be so completely mad they wont know fantasy from reality until they die a miserable death :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    WOW that was dark but its how i feel im afraid.
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  • SPIRO
    SPIRO Posts: 200
    For those of you familiar with pulp fiction scene where Zed gets his comeuppence

    "a pair of pliers and a blowtorch"

    Nuff said :wink:
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    About 12 years back the local crackheads broke into my house and grabbed the TV, VCR, a portable sound system and digital TV receiver
    I tracked one of them down and broke two of his fingers on his right hand (index & middle) and his left thumb.
    As illegal as the practise of torture is, it does work. I traced my stolen goods to a local "fence" in a pawn shop who was quite happy to return my goods for a small free, which was cheaper than new or the excess on insurance.

    If someone were to steal any of my bikes, I'd quite happily break someone's fingers to find out where my bike/s is/are and also make an unreasonable offer to get them back...

    Sadly under current UK (and EU) laws, crime often does pay. I have always adopted the attitude of fighting fire with fire
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  • SPIRO
    SPIRO Posts: 200
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    About 12 years back the local crackheads broke into my house and grabbed the TV, VCR, a portable sound system and digital TV receiver
    I tracked one of them down and broke two of his fingers on his right hand (index & middle) and his left thumb.
    As illegal as the practise of torture is, it does work. I traced my stolen goods to a local "fence" in a pawn shop who was quite happy to return my goods for a small free, which was cheaper than new or the excess on insurance.

    If someone were to steal any of my bikes, I'd quite happily break someone's fingers to find out where my bike/s is/are and also make an unreasonable offer to get them back...

    Sadly under current UK (and EU) laws, crime often does pay. I have always adopted the attitude of fighting fire with fire

    You should work in guantanomo bay! :shock:
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