Smashing your gooch

sonny73

Absolutely whacked my gooch on my saddle today :shock: dropping back in to the saddle way too hard as I rode over a bump, having been giving it some on the flat in the first few minutes of riding. I was in bl**dy agony for about 10 minutes and thought I'd done some real damage.
Not that I have done it before but it got me thinking, what are the long term issues of repeated gooch belting like that? Can't be good, any doctors in the house?

fungus_the_muffin_man

Well I've never heard it get called a gooch before
Do you call it that cos its going bald and you need artifical hair replacement down there?

sonny73

Fungus The Muffin Man wrote:

Well I've never heard it get called a gooch before
Do you call it that cos its going bald and you need artifical hair replacement down there?

I have no clue why it is called a gooch, to be honest I'm just getting down with the kids lingo on that one. I was informed some months ago by my good woman’s younger bro that that is what it's called these days. Mind you I never had a name for it myself apart from my undercarriage..... this is turning out to be a nice thread eh!

andrewjoseph

In my experience, repeated 'gooch' pummelling tends not to happen. Most men try very, very hard to prevent a re-occurrence.

When riding over road obstacles, get up on the pedals with knees slightly bent, only come back onto the seat when the road is smooth again, and do it gently.

jswba

Etymology here

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... e+piercing

er, enjoy.

andrewjoseph

gooch 9 up, 20 down
Gooch is a term that is used by stupid people who have learned it from the show, "Jackass."

Glad I put my use of the term in single quotes to show I was quoting, thus proving I am not stupid. 8)

andrewjoseph

Gooch is a term that is used by stupid people who have learned it from the show, "Jackass."

Glad I put my use of the term in single quotes to show I was quoting, thus proving I am not stupid. 8)

Big Shoes

The word 'Gooch' is awesome, i still use it all the time, and yes, i heard it first on Jackass

shockedsoshocked

Barse n. The perineum; that little bit between your balls and your arse.

DaveyL

Seems to be described as the "taint" on the DZ Nuts chamois cream...

trig1

scrass, grundle, jampher are all words ive heard to describe this area

trig1

scrass, grundle, jampher are all words ive heard to describe this area

hopper1

I always knew it as 'no mans land'! :roll:

deal

All the cool kids were using the term 'gooch' at my school over 20 years ago, being young and naive I always thought they were talking about cricket!

carldavies

jswba wrote:

Etymology here

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... e+piercing

er, enjoy.

haha this made me laugh, no to self, don't listen to what you hear on TV!