Legallity

BlackSpur

Can anyone else remember that thread where a 16 year old advertised for a girlfriend who liked downhill?
That was genius

found it!
http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12549870&highlight=girlfriend+downhill

jamazin

haha lol

fred1star

15.... sounds old for a Bolton lass to loose her V....

jamazin

compo

fred1star wrote:

15.... sounds old for a Bolton lass to loose her V....

Naa - we live on the nice side of Bolton.

But in the rough parts, 13 is too old to loose their V - they would have children in primary school by now

Anonymous

just, what ever you do say your mums name.

TimesLikeThese

Well for once I'm glad nobody on the forum has said

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"pictures or it didnt happen"

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:shock: :shock: :shock:

supersonic

Have you dipped your wick then yet?

Stoo61

Do it, do it, do it, do it!

jrduquemin

If there's grass on the pitch, commence play!!!

cat_with_no_tail

Just remember, 15 will get you 20

OR

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

redvee

To be on the safe side, help her get her pension on a monday morning

Fully

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam

I'm a 35 year old adult but LMFAO

The Northern Monkey

Mrs Toast

Fully wrote:

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam

I'm a 35 year old adult but LMFAO

Aye, that one made me chortle!

miss compo

compo wrote:

This may sound a bit pervy but trust me its just curiosity as a 16 yr old

How far can you legally go sex wise without having sex if you are under 16?
I heard on the radio technically snogging is illegal?
anyone know?

I can't believe u wud do this 2 me u bastard!!

You are so dumped!!!!!!! :evil:

cat_with_no_tail

miss compo wrote:

compo wrote:

This may sound a bit pervy but trust me its just curiosity as a 16 yr old

How far can you legally go sex wise without having sex if you are under 16?
I heard on the radio technically snogging is illegal?
anyone know?

I can't believe u wud do this 2 me u bastard!!

You are so dumped!!!!!!! :evil:

To be honest, I think you should at the very least give the poor boy a hand shandy!

Hercule Q

^ +1

supersonic

miss compo wrote:

compo wrote:

This may sound a bit pervy but trust me its just curiosity as a 16 yr old

How far can you legally go sex wise without having sex if you are under 16?
I heard on the radio technically snogging is illegal?
anyone know?

I can't believe u wud do this 2 me u bastard!!

You are so dumped!!!!!!! :evil:

Never mind love. He's nobbing your best mate now.

Anonymous

miss compo wrote:

compo wrote:

This may sound a bit pervy but trust me its just curiosity as a 16 yr old

How far can you legally go sex wise without having sex if you are under 16?
I heard on the radio technically snogging is illegal?
anyone know?

I can't believe u wud do this 2 me u bastard!!

You are so dumped!!!!!!! :evil:

you are so websters, c'mon, who are you really, this is good stuff.

blu3cat

Never mind love. He's nobbing your best mate now.

Is that a euphamism for w@nking?

TimesLikeThese

miss compo wrote:

compo wrote:

This may sound a bit pervy but trust me its just curiosity as a 16 yr old

How far can you legally go sex wise without having sex if you are under 16?
I heard on the radio technically snogging is illegal?
anyone know?

I can't believe u wud do this 2 me u bastard!!

You are so dumped!!!!!!! :evil:

Dear Ex Miss Compo,
Whilst I appreciate that it would never be nice to find out that people have been discussing you online it might help to step back just for a few seconds and look at this particular situation
1 - nobody knows who he is
2 - nobody knows who you are
3 - all he asked for originally was if kissing was illegal and what the law is.
4 - all the crude remarks are by people making fun of him
5 - At no point has he ever joined in and made any crude remarks about you.

Maybe hes a d1ck in real life - I dont know, but getting your dad to castrate him just for asking what the law is.... is somewhat extreme when so much of todays youth seem to specifically derive pleasure from breaking every law they are aware of and hurting themselves or others in the process.

jay12

Cat With No Tail wrote:

miss compo wrote:

compo wrote:

This may sound a bit pervy but trust me its just curiosity as a 16 yr old

How far can you legally go sex wise without having sex if you are under 16?
I heard on the radio technically snogging is illegal?
anyone know?

I can't believe u wud do this 2 me u bastard!!

You are so dumped!!!!!!! :evil:

To be honest, I think you should at the very least give the poor boy a hand shandy!

+1

miss notax

Hey - i'm a 34 year old girlie but this thread is bloody HILARIOUS

I'm sure all this was a lot easier when I was a girl..... (but to be honest I can't really remember :? :oops: )

adb1006

dave_hill wrote:

compo wrote:

i was meaning my gf is 15 and i'm 16
only enquiring aswell - though you might know -after all you seem to have dirty minds! :P

I'm fairly sure that if you both consent and (get this) you have her parent's consent (!!! :shock: ) then it is legal to play hide the sausage.

And no this isn't a joke - I'm serious...

Er, no! If the girl is under 16, then in this country, any sexual touching/activity is illegal, regardless of consent or otherwise, and is a one-way ticket to the nonce register - especially if you p1ss her off and she decides to shout her mouth off to the boys in blue! So no touching her baps, box or starfish, no hand shandies and no bj's! Not sure on kissing - i would imagine that it is "technically" illegal, but doubt any prosecutor would pursue it.

Fully

What about watersports? You don't technically have to touch eachother :?

cat_with_no_tail

Fully wrote:

What about watersports? You don't technically have to touch eachother :?

ewwwwwww!

adb1006

Fully wrote:

What about watersports? You don't technically have to touch eachother :?

scatting and golden showers are 100% legal


they're probably not, actually

Richie63

Is this thread somehow related to the
Help ...Parents won't let me out for a ride thread???

Kiblams

ZOMG, ROFFL-COPTER, LMAO-NASE. (apologies all; I am relating to the young lad/lady) This thread has realy made my day!

A friend of mine was dating a girl when he was 15 and she was 15 too, they had sex lots of times but the boys birthday was before the girls. For a short time my friend was 16 and she was 16, but no one found out and no offspring were produced so everyone lived happily ever after. The End.