Wizard prang

After a little practice crash a few days ago (first in over a year), I did a proper one on the way to work this morning.
It was a classic "front wheel slips away" event and I went down on my left shoulder. It was a few seconds before I felt like moving again and when I did I was sorry I didn't wait a bit longer -much pain from shoulder land. I think I may have dislocated it slightly because when I "did a Riggs" and pushed it backwards, there was a bit of crunchy crunchy and the pain mostly went away.
I think my chin was the second impact point as it's skinned nicely and looks silly. The beard may have to be sacrificed temporarily to get it cleaned up properly. My helmet's sun visor bit was knocked off so I suspect the helmet saved me from a full-on tarmac headbutt. Just saying. I've lost skin from knees and elbows too.
The bike buried itself in the foliage and mud at the side of the path, but it was more or less OK. I had to straighten the handlebars, realign the brakes and reset the back wheel into it's QR clamp, but all seems fine now.
The remaining 7-ish miles of commute was taken at an easy pace
Check the skidmarks:

Where it stopped:

Bent bars:

Bloodied knee (NSFW)
I'll be contacting Sustrans and the local council to see if they'll consider laying some high friction surface on the short section of this "Newtownabbey Way" that goes through the woods. It's always mossy and is hairy going even on an MTB. I won't now be back that way by road bike if there's been a sniff of rain in the past week.
It was a classic "front wheel slips away" event and I went down on my left shoulder. It was a few seconds before I felt like moving again and when I did I was sorry I didn't wait a bit longer -much pain from shoulder land. I think I may have dislocated it slightly because when I "did a Riggs" and pushed it backwards, there was a bit of crunchy crunchy and the pain mostly went away.
I think my chin was the second impact point as it's skinned nicely and looks silly. The beard may have to be sacrificed temporarily to get it cleaned up properly. My helmet's sun visor bit was knocked off so I suspect the helmet saved me from a full-on tarmac headbutt. Just saying. I've lost skin from knees and elbows too.
The bike buried itself in the foliage and mud at the side of the path, but it was more or less OK. I had to straighten the handlebars, realign the brakes and reset the back wheel into it's QR clamp, but all seems fine now.
The remaining 7-ish miles of commute was taken at an easy pace

Check the skidmarks:

Where it stopped:

Bent bars:

Bloodied knee (NSFW)
I'll be contacting Sustrans and the local council to see if they'll consider laying some high friction surface on the short section of this "Newtownabbey Way" that goes through the woods. It's always mossy and is hairy going even on an MTB. I won't now be back that way by road bike if there's been a sniff of rain in the past week.
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Dislocations are nasty and weaken the joint affected. Get yerself off to a doctor and get it properly checked out.
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Girv73, I'm not saying that the same will happen to you, just that it would probably be worth getting at leat the GP to check it out. Also, if it starts aching, push to see if you can get physio. Not fun cycling if your shoulder doesn't want to take the weight.
Stuart
If you're seeing a physio anyway ask her for advice - she may actually be in a better position to suggest what to do than a GP or an overworked A&E doc.
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Yup - get quickie neurological assessment to check you've not brained yourself, and get the shoulder x-rayed.
You may need something with a little more oomph than an over-the-counter anti-imflammatory also.
It's just a hill. Get over it.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
On the up side, I think this might persuade the CFO to authorise the purchase of some new, grippier tyres to replace the CST stock rubber on the BeOne that I've had issue with from the start.
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Everybody called; they want their overused meme back
Touche!
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On the Strand
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We get this comment with every prang, there is a place for common sense you know. as someone who used to work in A&E i can tell you that you do not need a shoulder xray. If you are able to move your shoulder it isn't dislocated or broken. It's possible that it partially slipped out at the time, but only a tiny bit, you wouild not have got it back yourself if properly out. As for your head I guarantee you will simply be given some head injury advice (let us know if you begin to feel unwell esp headaches, vomitting, drowsiness) and sent on your way. There you go saved you a 4 hour wait in a boring waiting room.
did anyone else think this thread was some kind of new rude word?
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.