Drafting RLJer rear-ends car at Clapham South.

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  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    so now that i know about shiglienfrasen or whatever.....

    where do we stand on Cul-de-sac......

    the french think its the bottom of a bag (or ar$e of a bag more literally) but us, the yanks and the antipodes all use it to describe a street with only one way in and out?

    DDD...I would have been doubled over with laughter....tears streaming down my face, in fits of giggles all the way to work where i would have recounted the story to everyone and they all would have laughed as well.

    If that makes me a bad person...then get a solicitor and join the queue in an orderly fashion.

    oh.. :D
    Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.

    H.G. Wells.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Normally I would have laughed but on this occasion it looked serious enough not to.

    I was surpried he even got up and no damage was done.

    Still serves him right though.
    " wrote:
    jimjamyaharr"]]
    you could snap her like a twig?
    how?

    Easy, here's how:

    I would... "the following text has been censored by the prudish and politically correct hoody-hugging-hippies from the Biondino Big Borther censorship hairshirt squad.

    The member DonDaddyD will be intercepted during his commute, smuggled away and water-boarded with a gallon of holy water to cleanse his soul.

    Never has such filth and nastiness been written, its enough to scare the Devil off. Some of it shouldn't be humanly possible. We are talking absolute perverse decadence. The kind of stuff the Romans were famed for and the Chinese mastered as forms of torture."     ...and while all that was going on I'd ask her to call me Joey! :wink: .

    Hope that clears it up for you.

    Edit: What the hell happend to my post!? :shock:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • jimjamyaharr
    jimjamyaharr Posts: 96
    do you think biondio would lend me the cencord text?


    Only for reserch you understand
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    I caught it before it was censored.


    DDD - a WHOLE bucket of lube??? :shock:
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Not sure, I'm not allowed, I don't know what your talk about....
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • jimjamyaharr
    jimjamyaharr Posts: 96
    DonDaddyD
    I can hear the guilt in you post
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    I caught it before it was censored.


    DDD - a WHOLE bucket of lube??? :shock:

    Actually you raise a question here.

    Would Durex Play or good old KY work as a lube on my bike?

    Valid question....
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    I caught it before it was censored.


    DDD - a WHOLE bucket of lube??? :shock:

    Actually you raise a question here.

    Would Durex Play or good old KY work as a lube on my bike?

    Valid question....


    I suppose the former would be suitable if you didn't want to get the p******* fairy pregnant 8)
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    jimjamyaharr wrote:
    DonDaddyD
    you could snap her like a twig?
    how?
    wye?
    jimjamyaharr wrote:
    I can hear the guilt in you post
    jimjamyaharr wrote:
    do you think biondio would lend me the cencord text?


    Only for reserch you understand

    Ignore me, I'm just setting an elaborate pedant trap.

    :D

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