Manly Pursuits...
CHRISNOIR
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‘Manly’ things I’ve never done…
1. Have a fight as an adult.
2. Visit a Strip Club.
3. Do a poo in the great outdoors.
4. Score a three-way.
5. Chop down a tree - with an axe.
I may try to do them all before the end of the year. It’ll be one hell of a night…
What ‘manly’ things have you yet to do? And do you feel slightly sad for wanting to do them? Not that I do... ahem.
Grrr…
1. Have a fight as an adult.
2. Visit a Strip Club.
3. Do a poo in the great outdoors.
4. Score a three-way.
5. Chop down a tree - with an axe.
I may try to do them all before the end of the year. It’ll be one hell of a night…
What ‘manly’ things have you yet to do? And do you feel slightly sad for wanting to do them? Not that I do... ahem.
Grrr…
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Read an Andy McNab book.If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.0
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Ride a pursuit0
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Wrestle a wabid badgerPictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.
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I'd like to fight a big dog.0
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CHRISNOIR wrote:‘Manly’ things I’ve never done…
1. Have a fight as an adult.
2. Visit a Strip Club.
3. Do a poo in the great outdoors.
4. Score a three-way.
5. Chop down a tree - with an axe.
I may try to do them all before the end of the year. It’ll be one hell of a night…
What ‘manly’ things have you yet to do? And do you feel slightly sad for wanting to do them? Not that I do... ahem.
Grrr…
Hmm.. 2 and 4 I havent done. :? 2 doesnt interest me tbh, does 3-way count if its conkers?
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downfader wrote:CHRISNOIR wrote:‘Manly’ things I’ve never done…
1. Have a fight as an adult.
2. Visit a Strip Club.
3. Do a poo in the great outdoors.
4. Score a three-way.
5. Chop down a tree - with an axe.
I may try to do them all before the end of the year. It’ll be one hell of a night…
What ‘manly’ things have you yet to do? And do you feel slightly sad for wanting to do them? Not that I do... ahem.
Grrr…
Hmm.. 2 and 4 I havent done. :? 2 doesnt interest me tbh, does 3-way count if its conkers?
The real question is:
mmf or ffm?
Edit: or indeed fff or mmm..... 8)Note: the above post is an opinion and not fact. It might be a lie.0 -
teagar wrote:downfader wrote:CHRISNOIR wrote:‘Manly’ things I’ve never done…
1. Have a fight as an adult.
2. Visit a Strip Club.
3. Do a poo in the great outdoors.
4. Score a three-way.
5. Chop down a tree - with an axe.
I may try to do them all before the end of the year. It’ll be one hell of a night…
What ‘manly’ things have you yet to do? And do you feel slightly sad for wanting to do them? Not that I do... ahem.
Grrr…
Hmm.. 2 and 4 I havent done. :? 2 doesnt interest me tbh, does 3-way count if its conkers?
The real question is:
mmf or ffm?
Edit: or indeed fff or mmm..... 8)
I have a friend who did mmmmm (and I dont mean mattersons pate) :shock: Not my cuppa lol! 0 -
It would indeed make your hole weak0
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Well, I really hate beer. Might as well drink piss as far as I'm concerned.0
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CHRISNOIR wrote:‘Manly’ things I’ve never done…
1. Have a fight as an adult.
2. Visit a Strip Club.
3. Do a poo in the great outdoors.
4. Score a three-way.
5. Chop down a tree - with an axe.
I may try to do them all before the end of the year. It’ll be one hell of a night…
What ‘manly’ things have you yet to do? And do you feel slightly sad for wanting to do them? Not that I do... ahem.
Grrr…
Done all five (three way was 2 girls BTW) GRRRRR!!0 -
Surf-Matt wrote:CHRISNOIR wrote:‘Manly’ things I’ve never done…
1. Have a fight as an adult.
2. Visit a Strip Club.
3. Do a poo in the great outdoors.
4. Score a three-way.
5. Chop down a tree - with an axe.
I may try to do them all before the end of the year. It’ll be one hell of a night…
What ‘manly’ things have you yet to do? And do you feel slightly sad for wanting to do them? Not that I do... ahem.
Grrr…
Done all five (three way was 2 girls BTW) GRRRRR!!
Chapeau!Note: the above post is an opinion and not fact. It might be a lie.0 -
CHRISNOIR wrote:‘Manly’ things I’ve never done…
1. Have a fight as an adult.
2. Visit a Strip Club.
3. Do a poo in the great outdoors.
4. Score a three-way.
5. Chop down a tree - with an axe.
I may try to do them all before the end of the year. It’ll be one hell of a night…
What ‘manly’ things have you yet to do? And do you feel slightly sad for wanting to do them? Not that I do... ahem.
Grrr…
Yours..
1. No
2. Yes
3. No
4. Don't understand. Can't remember.
5. No
Mine...
I have never been able to bowl. Cricket was never my game, but I feel I would have gained some sort of additional 'manly' status had I ever mastered it. The whole thing still confuses me,. Sad? Oh yes.Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak.
And then you put in the milk.0 -
teagar wrote:johnfinch wrote:Well, I really hate beer. Might as well drink wee-wee as far as I'm concerned.
Drinking p!ss.
Is that manly?
Only if there was another man involved.
EDIT: I think this may have been covered in some of the earlier posts in my thread. Apologies.Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak.
And then you put in the milk.0 -
Well don't I feel like Bertie Big-Balls - I've done all five this year - and three this month! Though I'll freely admit that (2) was one of the most depressing experiences of my life. Regarding (4) - I can recommend joining a rowing club, a uni one if possible - there seems to be quite a bit of that sort of thing going on...
As for man-failings, I can neither play nor understand football or rugby. And I use moisturiser.0 -
nasahapley wrote:Well don't I feel like Bertie Big-Balls - I've done all five this year - and three this month! Though I'll freely admit that (2) was one of the most depressing experiences of my life. Regarding (4) - I can recommend joining a rowing club, a uni one if possible - there seems to be quite a bit of that sort of thing going on...
As for man-failings, I can neither play nor understand football or rugby. And I use moisturiser.
I am absolutely bursting to hear all the details of these exploits.
However, I appreciate that this could take time so if you have to limit me to just one piece of information; can I ask?
How big was the tree?Where the neon madmen climb0 -
I bet it was a giant redwood. :shock:Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
Frank the tank wrote:I bet it was a giant redwood. :shock:
Is he ginger? I couldn't tell...Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak.
And then you put in the milk.0 -
Manly things I have done.
1. Killed and ate a rabbit.
2. Abseiled out a helicopter.
3. Changed a clutch on a car.
4. Hole in one at mini-golf.
5. Piggy-backed a 5 year old all the way from Llanberis to top of Snowdon.
6. Fixed the house plumbing.0 -
I drag myself out of bed and go to work every day, thereby providing for my wife and child. You can't get more manly than that.
And I've had a sh*t on Ben Nevis (the mountain) Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs0 -
As far a number four goes a MFF is the criteria here - the last thing I want to see while in the throes of sexual ecstasy is another man in the throes of sexual ecstasy. I struggled for years to get one woman to let me see her naked - how the hell does one cultivate the ambience for two to let you have a peep at the same time?
Some top quality manliness on this here thread - Landis-esque levels of testosterone! Chapeaux to all the outdoor pooers, tree choppers and multi-girl pile up scorers.0 -
I have also been known not to hang the bathmat on the side of the bath.
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You should have asked her out.CHRISNOIR wrote:I struggled for years to get one woman to let me see her naked
Any more advice, just give me a shout!Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak.
And then you put in the milk.0 -
By the way, getting into a fight is not manly at all - unless it's to protect yourself or someone else.
I've only ever done it once as an adult, when someone walked up to me and attacked me for no reason. I used the karate I'd picked up in the last year and a half to make sure he understood there was no way he was going to get the better of me, then I let him walk away with only a couple of sore ribs. Now THAT'S manly.0 -
Perhaps we should have a Bikeradar Fight Club? If we take it easy on each other it would be a dead easy way of getting Bikeradar CPD points.Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak.
And then you put in the milk.0 -
CHRISNOIR wrote:‘Manly’ things I’ve never done…
1. Have a fight as an adult.
2. Visit a Strip Club.
3. Do a poo in the great outdoors.
4. Score a three-way.
5. Chop down a tree - with an axe.
What ‘manly’ things have you yet to do? And do you feel slightly sad for wanting to do them? Not that I do... ahem.
Grrr…
OMHO, 1 is a paradox. 2 & 4 don't interest me. 3 is necessary if you do long distance hiking, 5 I've done 3 times.
I think there would be a high grin factor in streaking the neighbourhood. :twisted:, but they've put up CCTV cameras :evil: .To err is human, but to make a real balls up takes a super computer.0
