Race Numbers..!

itboffin
itboffin Posts: 20,064
edited June 2009 in Commuting chat
You know who you are, okay so you did a race at the weekend, your tired proud ashamed WHATEVER!!!!

Take your race number off it's 'ghey' very 'ghey'

PS. We don't care if you're in active recovery or having a pootle day wearing a race number on your bike 'biondio' makes you a TARGET

Now take it off and MTFU / WTFU

As chopper says "this is Stephan, his name is Stephan, HTFU! Stephan"

Capiche....?
Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.

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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    Wow, someone's got issues :twisted: Were you too apoplectic with rage to spell my name right?

    (and on the way home I may have been a target, but a target's not much use when it shoots away from you far quicker than you can take aim...)
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    You know now that I will stick my race number back on my bike any time I go to the Morpeth just to watch your head explode?
    My Focus / My Bob Jackson
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    biondino wrote:
    You know now that I will stick my race number back on my bike any time I go to the Morpeth just to watch your head explode?

    I think you should collect as many as possible and cover your bike in them.
    FCN 7/1
    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    biondino wrote:
    You know now that I will stick my race number back on my bike any time I go to the Morpeth just to watch your head explode?

    You know I 'heart' you big time buddy I thought of this thread after you posted and I forgot to take take mine off after the Dragon, well at least for a couple of miles that is :oops:

    It did cross my mind that I could wear it as a leave me the fuk alone badge - then I remember some of the early SCR posts about race numbers.

    I've kept them all of course and written a note on the back of each for the future generations of itboffin's to realise just how completely mental great great grandpa boffin really was. :lol:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    Won't that make it look like a tombola prize?
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    You know now that I will stick my race number back on my bike any time I go to the Morpeth just to watch your head explode?

    I think you should collect as many as possible and cover your bike in them.

    Then you'd have to get a job in media, NO! wait...!

    Ouch

    Does it burn?
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.

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