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  • adb1006
    adb1006 Posts: 938
    Probably had more meat too :oops:
  • Mr Wu
    Mr Wu Posts: 1,238
    Probablys HAS more meat selotaped to her inseam.

    (_)_)IIIIIIIIIID
  • XxxBFGxxX
    XxxBFGxxX Posts: 1,355
    deffo funny as fook this story. lmfao
  • lol at this thread

    Men watch porn, it's a fact of life, the sooner women get use to it the better.

    If my misses scouts my PC for it i tell her where it is. Answer to the inevitable question (why do you watch it!) is, "if you shagged me every time i was horny i wouldn't!"

    :D
  • Eranu
    Eranu Posts: 712
    Funniest thread I've read in ages.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    lol at this thread

    Men watch porn, it's a fact of life, the sooner women get use to it the better.

    If my misses scouts my PC for it i tell her where it is. Answer to the inevitable question (why do you watch it!) is, "if you shagged me every time i was horny i wouldn't!"

    :D

    Yes, women don't seem to realise that if we don't empty our spuds on a regular basis they eventually explode, and is difficult to sit down.
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Kitty wrote:
    No, Andy would be more suited for that.
    :x
  • Mr Wu
    Mr Wu Posts: 1,238
    supersonic wrote:
    Yes, women don't seem to realise that if we don't empty our spuds on a regular basis they eventually explode, and is difficult to sit down.

    My spuds are still going strong - they are the mud shedding design ones though....







    Taxi.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    cee wrote:
    my only question is....

    why on earth wold you choose to drink becks vier??? :shock: :wink:

    lol......

    top post..!! :)
  • s.ammo
    s.ammo Posts: 16
    sounds like you need to strong-arm your woman.
  • Matt
    Matt Posts: 5,288
    wat
  • scotttomo
    scotttomo Posts: 531
    :lol::lol: quality thread!!
    "If i was a slug i don't think i could handle it, i'd just throw myself in the salt pot" -Karl pilkington

    Whyte 46, i fall off it alot!!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,260
    great thread :lol:
  • Mr Wu
    Mr Wu Posts: 1,238
    s.ammo wrote:
    sounds like you need to strong-arm your woman.

    Took your advice, she wasn't overly impressed!
  • Deegs
    Deegs Posts: 74
    "Strongarming"....


    Never heard it called that before.

    But don't be discouraged, take a quick gander at a gynaecology textbook and try "strongarming" her again, you'll get it right for sure :wink:
  • Flenser
    Flenser Posts: 372
    Women's tennis is porn. :lol:
    Claud Bulter Cape Wrath D27 (2009)
    Raleigh MaxLite FS1 (2001)
  • haha thats awesome what did her face look like after?
    :D
    2 Broken fingers broken again... F@$%^£g hell that hurt!!!

    92% of teenagers have turned to rap. If your one of the 8% that still listens to real music put this in your sig.
    METAL!!!!!
  • Well funny.... has your missus seen this s**t?
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    holy thread resseruction batman!!!
  • 77ric
    77ric Posts: 601
    jay12 wrote:
    holy thread resseruction batman!!!

    +kumquat

    still it did make me chuckle like a loon.


    again.
    Fancy a brew?
  • Mr Wu
    Mr Wu Posts: 1,238
    :-)

    I'm still with the girl in question as it goes!

    Stayed well clear of the tennis this year though

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