Porn..Girl on Girl Action..Safe For Work..With Photos!

Mr Wu

Picture the scene if you will

Ive just got back from asda, 17min walk

Brought myself some Becks Vier, a freshly cooked chicken, some Nado's extra extra hot piri piri sauce and a few cobs (for those not familiar with cobs, there what we call rolls/baps/bread rolls etc)

Anyway, makes myself a nice cob with hot sauce and fresh chicken, cracks a can open and switches my laptop on to check on here/fleabay etc... Around the same time i stick the TV on, watching the Sarna / Domingeuz tennis match... when from up above I hear a rumbling, then from out of nowhere my girlfriend come barging in the front room, ha she shouts "Fkin caught you, Dirty Bstrd, Watching porn arent you"

Im sat there rather red faced due to the hot sauce from my cob and walk back from asda, minding my own, watching the fkin tennis! My hearts just about dropped from 280bpm!

Ive just had to show her my entire web history for her to believe me! MOFO women.

Anonymous

Current post of the week

BigJimmyB

I always run a little bit of software that cleans the PC up.

As long as I don;t get caught 'red handed' (oh what have I said?!), then all is well.

:P

blister pus

Silly moo. Still you can milk this for all it's worth, you being deeply wounded / injured party in all this. Get her to get dressed all kinky stylee and get on all fours and act as a / beer / sandwich footstool object for the rest of the evening.


moo / milk this

nicklouse

thanks thats a good one.

Mr Wu

Would love to milk it mate, dont think its a wise move with her though, she's greek, and a bit, lets say, fiery.

I just wish I had a camera to capture her face when she came in, she was nearly as red as i was.

cat_with_no_tail

greatest story EVER!

Thank you sir, you have brightened up an otherwise fully 5hitty day

docker0141

im sorry i know it was probably very embarrasing for you but i was crying with laughter

soy_sauce

Mr Wu

Now with Photos






Tempted to change my name to the same as this guy

Anonymous

Mr Wu wrote:

Now with Photos

Elevated to post of the month

cee

my only question is....

why on earth wold you choose to drink becks vier??? :shock:

supersonic

The only reason I watch tennis is for the female russian players.

TomBeardsley

Becks is amazing

Mr Wu

supersonic wrote:

The only reason I watch tennis is for the female russian players.

Arent they the only women with schlongs though, other than the Williams brothers?

supersonic

Hantuchova!

pirwin1

I'm guessing it was all the grunting from the tennis players that alerted your girlfriend!

Absolutely class story!

The Northern Monkey

Epic story

Kitty

Point out that watching porn is surely better than you watching it in real life?

Mr Wu

Could you explain to her, you know woman to woman like?

I seem to have lost my balls somewhere...

Kitty

Lol, it's just my view but if I'm with a lad i'd prefer for them to be watching porn and just looking at girls rather than them be cheating on me.

Si78

hehehee, excellent!

Your girlfriend sounds a bit un-trusting....

Me thinks you may have 'previous form' lmao :shock:

Si78

Kitty wrote:

Lol, it's just my view but if I'm with a lad i'd prefer for them to be watching porn and just looking at girls rather than them be cheating on me.

Will you marry me? lol

Mr Wu

Si78 wrote:

hehehee, excellent!

Your girlfriend sounds a bit un-trusting....

Me thinks you may have 'previous form' lmao :shock:

Far from it! Shes very trusting as it goes, she just heard the grunts from the tennis and thought I was banging one out to something dodgy on the internet!

blister pus

gets better.

Si78

Mr Wu wrote:

Si78 wrote:

hehehee, excellent!

Your girlfriend sounds a bit un-trusting....

Me thinks you may have 'previous form' lmao :shock:

Far from it! Shes very trusting as it goes, she just heard the grunts from the tennis and thought I was banging one out to something dodgy on the internet!

lol. What an 'orrible thought!!!

Why are women like that? If I came home and was fortunate enough to find my significant other playing the fanny-banjo i would be well chuffed!

hmmm...reckon I've got to get a 'significant other' first tho lol

Mr Wu

:-)

Mr Wu

Si78 wrote:

Mr Wu wrote:

Si78 wrote:

hehehee, excellent!

Your girlfriend sounds a bit un-trusting....

Me thinks you may have 'previous form' lmao :shock:

Far from it! Shes very trusting as it goes, she just heard the grunts from the tennis and thought I was banging one out to something dodgy on the internet!

lol. What an 'orrible thought!!!

Why are women like that? If I came home and was fortunate enough to find my significant other playing the fanny-banjo i would be well chuffed!


hmmm...reckon I've got to get a 'significant other' first tho lol

I think nows the time that you tried women insted then mate :-)

Know what you mean though, could understand it if i was at home, alone, at night, but christ, it was the middle of the day and the blinds were wide open, im hardly gonna be jerkin the gherkin mid afty am i? Bear in mind my street is mega busy throughout the day.

Infact nevermind that, have you ever got Nando's extra extra hot piri piri on your helmet?

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Si78

Mr Wu wrote:

have you ever got Nando's extra extra hot piri piri on your helmet?

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

No, but Ive touched my eyes after cutting up a chilli...hurt like hell.

Spicy stuff getting into any other 'eyes' doesnt bear thinking about!

johnnyboy29

:shock: what you doing putting piri piri sauce on your helmet :shock: I've heard of a drop of novacane on there to keep you going all night but you's one kinky boy!!!!

supersonic

Yeah, after handling the good chillis you need to wash your hands before you go for a slash. Piri piri in your 3rd eye burns a bit...