Funny names!

supersonic
supersonic Posts: 82,708
edited July 2009 in The Crudcatcher
Not just people, but objects, things etc.

How about a mineral, hilariously named "cummingtonite":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    places?

    penistone

    penis tone


    :oops:
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    That's ace. but what were you googling to come accross that :?
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Ha, I was reseraching asbestos.

    I live about 5 miles from penistone!
  • AndyBeast
    AndyBeast Posts: 179
    The most stolen road sign in England apparently!!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitterton

    Apparently it's literal translation is something like the farm near the river of effluent!!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    is it like kryptonite? what powers does it have or what powers does it give someone thats got some?
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Like viagra, but better.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Can't stop thinking of that Chicken Tonight advert:

    'I feel like cummingtonite, cummingtonite!'
  • whydoesitalwaysrainonme
    edited June 2009
    The list (and yes i have ruined everybodys fun :shock: )
    Cocks, Cornwall
    Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire, England
    Bell End, Worcestershire, England
    Twatt, Shetland (note, there is another Twatt in Orkney)
    Sandy Balls, a long-established holiday centre in New Forest, Hampshire, England with a name dating back to Henry VIII
    Muff (now Eglinton), County Londonderry, Northern Ireland
    Fingringhoe, Essex, England
    Back Passage, City of London, an alleyway in the EC1 postal district
    Shitterton, Dorset, England
    Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock, England
    Hole of Horcum, North York Moors, England
    Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire, England
    Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire, Scotland
    Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire, England
    Funbag Drive, Watford, England
    Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire, England
    Beaver Close, Surrey, England
    Dick Court, Lanarkshire, Scotland
    Felch Square, Powys, Wales
    Lickfold, West Sussex, England
    Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire, England
    Spanker Lane, Nether Heage, Derbyshire
    Cocknmouth Close, West End, Surrey
    Friars' Entry, Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
    Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire
    Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria
    Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip
    Ladygate Lane, Ruislip
    Hornyold Road, Malvern, Worcestershire, England
    Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford, England
    And the one to top it all off is
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane
    Ribble Gran Fondo
    Focus Black Hills
    Raleigh Chopper
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Lol, there are a few others I know of such as Brown Willy (a hill in Cornwall).
  • landranger
    landranger Posts: 220
    I know a bloke called Peter Files. He prefers to be called Pete.

    His name only became funny (for us) in recent times, when I were a lad no one had heard of the word peadophile. :shock:
    Sink the eight ball. Buy the lady a drink. And nobody knows my name.
  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    there is a place near me called cockwood

    pinkbike
    Blurring the line between bravery and stupidity since 1986!
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Bloke at my Uncle's old workplace called Aaron MyCock.
  • Si78
    Si78 Posts: 963
    Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire

    Hehehe cool!

    Joke my mate sent me:-

    In the sleepy village of Erbum, near the town of Tillet in Hertfordshire, lives a woman called Linda Lykes.
    She is the landlady of the local pub, The Cockwell Inn.
    For some reason she gets embarrassed whenever she receives her mail....

    Linda Lykes,
    The Cockwell Inn,
    Erbum,
    Tillet,
    Herts.
    Why has my sig been removed by the admins???
  • tnwoolley
    tnwoolley Posts: 114
    Supersonic

    I work inthe asbestos game as an analyst, what do you wanna know?
  • tnwoolley
    tnwoolley Posts: 114
    PS apologies for hijacking the thread.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    No probs!

    Basically I am interested in a lot of random things, and after watching an episode of QI last night I decided I'd read up on it. No real reason, just to add to my knowledge really!

    Interesting substance.
  • rhann
    rhann Posts: 383
    Crapstone in Devon.
  • Si78
    Si78 Posts: 963
    supersonic wrote:
    No probs!

    Basically I am interested in a lot of random things, and after watching an episode of QI last night I decided I'd read up on it. No real reason, just to add to my knowledge really!

    Interesting substance.

    I do that too! Watch QI, then spend half the night on t'internet / wikipedia looking stuff up!

    Glad I'm not the only saddo 8)
    Why has my sig been removed by the admins???
  • 77ric
    77ric Posts: 601
    I'll put my hands up i'm guity of that too :oops:

    Don't know exactly why but i always laugh out when i pass ecclefechan on the A74 roughly halfway between Gretna and Lockerbie. Think cause it sound like it's really rude.


    favourite alternate name for a chemical.

    Dihydrogen Monoxide, possible one of the most dangerous chemicals known to man, yet life wont exist without it.

    kudos to the first person who can tell us the common name.

    And no Wikipedia.
    Fancy a brew?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    erm dihydrogen monoxide hoax? or water?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    The list (and yes i have ruined everybodys fun :shock: )
    Cocks, Cornwall
    Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire, England
    Bell End, Worcestershire, England
    Twatt, Shetland (note, there is another Twatt in Orkney)
    Sandy Balls, a long-established holiday centre in New Forest, Hampshire, England with a name dating back to Henry VIII
    Muff (now Eglinton), County Londonderry, Northern Ireland
    Fingringhoe, Essex, England
    Back Passage, City of London, an alleyway in the EC1 postal district
    Shitterton, Dorset, England
    Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock, England
    Hole of Horcum, North York Moors, England
    Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire, England
    Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire, Scotland
    Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire, England
    Funbag Drive, Watford, England
    Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire, England
    Beaver Close, Surrey, England
    Dick Court, Lanarkshire, Scotland
    Felch Square, Powys, Wales
    Lickfold, West Sussex, England
    Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire, England
    Spanker Lane, Nether Heage, Derbyshire
    Cocknmouth Close, West End, Surrey
    Friars' Entry, Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
    Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire
    Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria
    Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip
    Ladygate Lane, Ruislip
    Hornyold Road, Malvern, Worcestershire, England
    Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford, England
    And the one to top it all off is
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane


    just noticed the last one :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • 77ric
    77ric Posts: 601
    supersonic wrote:
    2H and an O ;-)

    kudos that man.


    just the thing down the pub and you want to freak out your thicker drunken mates.
    Fancy a brew?
  • sparrowlegs78
    sparrowlegs78 Posts: 2,583
    supersonic wrote:
    Ha, I was reseraching asbestos.

    I live about 5 miles from penistone!

    http://www.rathergood.com/peniston

    ;) eh Sonic :lol:
    Caz xxxxxxxxxx
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    I was at a robot wars show and at half time this kid got a mention because of his birthday not so funny so far...but he was Jed Ian Knight took me a second to realise just what his parents had done
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Richie63 wrote:
    I was at a robot wars show and at half time this kid got a mention because of his birthday not so funny so far...but he was Jed Ian Knight took me a second to realise just what his parents had done


    that is fuckin ace 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    much better than being called D. Arthvader :roll:
  • My sister works as a receptionist in a surgery in Preston.... there was a woman (obviously from a council estate) with her 2 children.....

    Barbie and Ken.

    Classy eh!
  • Whytepeak
    Whytepeak Posts: 2,616
    bigbenj_08 wrote:
    My sister works as a receptionist in a surgery in Preston.... there was a woman (obviously from a council estate) with her 2 children.....

    Barbie and Ken.

    Classy eh!

    That would be awful for them, but funny for everyone else :lol:
    Now that we are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak and not to please ourselves. ROMANS 15:1