Richmond Park SCR dog action

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  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    edited June 2009
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    linsen wrote:
    I love a good Friday afternoon barney.

    I'll add something in....

    You are all smelly, bike-riding, lycra clad, erm, erm, yucky people.

    :wink:

    And you're well you're Linsen and I could never have a barney with you... :oops:

    You remind too much of my first proper girlfriend... :twisted:

    :shock:

    :wink:
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    linsen wrote:
    Il Principe wrote:
    linsen wrote:
    I love a good Friday afternoon barney.

    I'll add something in....

    You are all smelly, bike-riding, lycra clad, erm, erm, yucky people.

    :wink:

    Yeah? Well you're practically a German, so Nyah!

    Yeah, well, erm, erm

    Oh bu**er I can't think of anything insulting.

    I really can't. What IS wrong with me?

    You're far too nice. Actually, that's not a problem...

    Can I suggest this:

    http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/
    FCN 7/1
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    lost_in_thought wrote:

    Can I suggest this:

    http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

    Thou paunchy knotty-pated popinjay! :lol::lol:
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Il Principe wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:

    Can I suggest this:

    http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

    Thou paunchy knotty-pated popinjay! :lol::lol:

    Thou misbegotten folly-fallen boar-pig!
    FCN 7/1
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Oh Oh, there's one about Greg:

    Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?
  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    Il Principe wrote:
    linsen wrote:
    Il Principe wrote:
    linsen wrote:
    I love a good Friday afternoon barney.

    I'll add something in....

    You are all smelly, bike-riding, lycra clad, erm, erm, yucky people.

    :wink:

    Yeah? Well you're practically a German, so Nyah!

    Yeah, well, erm, erm

    Oh bu**er I can't think of anything insulting.

    I really can't. What IS wrong with me?

    Is it your back?

    Sorry, sorry that was above the belt.


    :wink:

    Actually it is mostly residing in my left buttock.

    The pain, that is.....
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Il Principe wrote:
    Oh Oh, there's one about Greg:

    Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?

    :lol::lol:

    I like this one:

    Thou leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!
    FCN 7/1
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  • _Brun_
    _Brun_ Posts: 1,740
    This one's got more of a Friday afternoon flavour...

    http://www.insultme.net/
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    _Brun_ wrote:
    This one's got more of a Friday afternoon flavour...

    http://www.insultme.net/

    That's blocked by my net nanny under the category 'tasteless'! :lol:
    FCN 7/1
    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    linsen wrote:
    Il Principe wrote:
    linsen wrote:
    Il Principe wrote:
    linsen wrote:
    I love a good Friday afternoon barney.

    I'll add something in....

    You are all smelly, bike-riding, lycra clad, erm, erm, yucky people.

    :wink:

    Yeah? Well you're practically a German, so Nyah!

    Yeah, well, erm, erm

    Oh bu**er I can't think of anything insulting.

    I really can't. What IS wrong with me?

    Is it your back?

    Sorry, sorry that was above the belt.


    :wink:

    Actually it is mostly residing in my left buttock.

    The pain, that is.....

    It's not the pain we're wondering about, its what's causing the pain?

    :twisted:
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • _Brun_
    _Brun_ Posts: 1,740
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    _Brun_ wrote:
    This one's got more of a Friday afternoon flavour...

    http://www.insultme.net/

    That's blocked by my net nanny under the category 'tasteless'! :lol:
    Your net nanny is a poop chewing sheep banger.
    :)
  • Roastie
    Roastie Posts: 1,968
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    ...unless you can find someone to watch her in the park....
    I volunteer! I'll bring my running shoes along! :D

    I do love collies!
    David
    Engineered Bicycles
  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    And now for the truth

    I like you all very much.

    You brighten my day more than you will ever realise

    :D
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    linsen wrote:
    And now for the truth

    I like you all very much.

    You brighten my day more than you will ever realise

    :D

    I don't believe a word of that, thou thing of no bowels thou!
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    _Brun_ wrote:
    Il Principe wrote:
    If anyone brings a cat - I may well be forced to ride over it. Sorry but you've been warned. :lol:
    You'd have to race me to it.

    And me. Can't stand bloody cats....
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    biondino wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Jaysus!!! Its like you cannot have an or express an oppinion unless you've made sure it is ethically OK with the Pope, these days!

    A papist! This is a protestant country! BURN HIM!!

    Steady now some of us have a fanatical devotion to the Pope!

    it's amazing how many times I get to use that line.
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    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! ...Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!
    FCN 7/1
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! ...Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I don't get it.

    Its all to highbrow for me....

    Where did Linsen go? I like Linsen I do, she calms me...
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I don't get it.

    Its all to highbrow for me....

    Where did Linsen go? I like Linsen I do, she calms me...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gldlyTjXk9A


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spanish_Inquisition_(Monty_Python)
  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    Oi lay off the cats you lot! :evil: I love my Boris although she can be a bit noisy some times :roll:
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  • Roastie
    Roastie Posts: 1,968
    + another cat lover.
    David
    Engineered Bicycles
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    And another name changer. Always makes me suspicious....
    My Focus / My Bob Jackson
    Blog (incl. bikes)
  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    Il Principe wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I don't get it.

    Its all to highbrow for me....

    Where did Linsen go? I like Linsen I do, she calms me...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gldlyTjXk9A


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spanish_Inquisition_(Monty_Python)

    your links aren't the right colour.

    does that mean they don't work?
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    linsen wrote:
    Il Principe wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I don't get it.

    Its all to highbrow for me....

    Where did Linsen go? I like Linsen I do, she calms me...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gldlyTjXk9A


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spanish_Inquisition_(Monty_Python)

    your links aren't the right colour.

    does that mean they don't work?

    Go on Linsen tell us all a dogging story........ :shock:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    ITB I do NOT know what you are talking about............
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  • gert_lush
    gert_lush Posts: 634
    gtvlusso wrote:

    :-( back to mountain biking in the woods and a trip up Cwm Carn this weekend for her!


    Did you go to cwmcarn this weekend? I popped up yesterday and had just started bashing down the freeride section at the top and was deciding which of the 3 wooden dropoffs to hit........and found myself sat where they used to be, but they were no longer there...what happened...who stole them!
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    FCN 4 sometimes
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    gert_lush wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:

    :-( back to mountain biking in the woods and a trip up Cwm Carn this weekend for her!


    Did you go to cwmcarn this weekend? I popped up yesterday and had just started bashing down the freeride section at the top and was deciding which of the 3 wooden dropoffs to hit........and found myself sat where they used to be, but they were no longer there...what happened...who stole them!

    I didn't gert....I had to sleep on a floor on Saturday night and, in my old age, I was aching on Sunday! Went up to Leigh Woods instead and did a couple of hours with dogly......will ask around about the dropoffs though!
  • gert_lush
    gert_lush Posts: 634
    ...just found out.....apparently (so local rumour has it) they were taken down as too many people were stacking it off the large one, and because its not that near to the road they had to keep getting the air ambulance out, so they had to take them down.

    Also (again rumour control, so possibly not true) a lot of the trails are being "risk assessed" because a few people have tried to sue after hurting themselves! Its mountain biking, it says its a technical black route, and occasionally you fall off thats just life!!!! how crazy is that, some peole are strange I hope they dont have to change it all just because of a few crazy peoples!
    FCN 8 mainly
    FCN 4 sometimes
  • simon_ramsey
    simon_ramsey Posts: 116
    Rumour also has it that the owner of PORC (Penhurst Off Road Club) in Kent is selling up as he is fed up with people vandalising the runs.

    Lot of happy memories from racing there in the 90's

    Somehow lost interest when I crashed & broke my wrist though.

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