at it in the woods

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  • sarajoy
    sarajoy Posts: 1,675
    gtvlusso wrote:
    I seem to remember a case in Brizzle recently and some Firemen being suspended?!

    We have an area, just off the centre of Brizzle, called the Downs. Big grassy common with some wooded areas. Anyway, it is a prime dogging and ghey action area in the mornings and evenings - awful lot of cars parked up with single men in or students smoking pot.

    Anyway, some Firemen were going up there in the night in the Fire engine, turning on their search lights (you know, the really bright ones!), searching for "sexual activity" in the bushes.....anyway, one of the pervs must have taken offence to being spotted and called the plods....result, Firemen suspended!

    In fact the Gay and Lesbian community in Bristol were concerned that there privacy was being violated and that this was a deliberate target on their group - seemed to miss the point that the area is a public place where families go, people walk dogs, go running etc etc.....

    The best bit is that one prime spot is along a road called "Ladies Mile" :D I've ridden past several steamed-up cars along there...
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  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    gtvlusso wrote:
    I seem to remember a case in Brizzle recently and some Firemen being suspended?!

    We have an area, just off the centre of Brizzle, called the Downs. Big grassy common with some wooded areas. Anyway, it is a prime dogging and ghey action area in the mornings and evenings - awful lot of cars parked up with single men in or students smoking pot.

    Anyway, some Firemen were going up there in the night in the Fire engine, turning on their search lights (you know, the really bright ones!), searching for "sexual activity" in the bushes.....anyway, one of the pervs must have taken offence to being spotted and called the plods....result, Firemen suspended!

    In fact the Gay and Lesbian community in Bristol were concerned that there privacy was being violated and that this was a deliberate target on their group - seemed to miss the point that the area is a public place where families go, people walk dogs, go running etc etc.....

    That gives a completely new meaning to an activity that is still used by pest controllers called lamping
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  • roger_merriman
    roger_merriman Posts: 6,165
    to go back to the orginal, used to when i was a lad still at my folks place, get a few couples thinking that this rougth track was a good place to go, my folks place is about half mile off road, and a few miles of narrow lanes before that.

    they would just park in the middle not bother to pull to the side....

    found that full beams up close got the message home that I wanted to get past, amazing how fast they'll shift then, and clothes fly about....
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Sewinman wrote:
    I was tempted by this sign at the weekend....soory about size, see the right of the pic.

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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    mountainroadie wrote:
    coming down from the lomonds on sunday{on the mtb} weather and cycling was fantastic
    anyway i normally take the green route home through the woods . when upon approaching this couple i noticed they were SHA****G :shock:

    i couldnt go anywhere but past them :oops:

    the girl cowered , the guy said sorry ???? i just smiled

    this is the second time i have seen this :roll: {not the same couple}

    i told the guys who i was with and they are coming my route next time :lol:

    has anyone seen this ....must be the weather i guess {dogging not included}

    I need to buy a MTB and start riding through the woods..... :lol:
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  • thelawnet
    thelawnet Posts: 719
    We went to watch the Tour Series yesterday, coming home saw a couple shagging in the grass on the Common, about 50 metres from the children's playground.

    It must be the weather....
  • mountainroadie
    mountainroadie Posts: 244
    el_presidente wrote:
    mountainroadie wrote:
    how funny would it be if your ball got stuck mid roll in some white gooey stuff at the seventeenth hole :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    I think you are allowed a free drop

    would you wanna touch the ball :shock: :lol:
  • mountainroadie
    mountainroadie Posts: 244
    DonDaddyD wrote:
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    I need to buy a MTB and start riding through the woods..... :lol:

    get both or all three road ,hybrid,mtb
    sometimes for me one is better than the other depends how i feel that day
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Rich158 wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    AllTheGear wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    There's a gay cruising ground just near me in Barnes - a disused cemetery. If anyone wants me to send them details discretely, PM me. I won't tell anyone ;)

    Is solicitation allowed here? :P

    I'm sure there are several gay people on this board, and I just thought if I could do anyone a favour I'd be happy to!

    The cemetery is beautiful in a slightly creepy way (there are a few photos of it on my Flickr page), and I rode and walked through it a couple of times before I realised its second function (the Durex Extra Safe wrappers were the giveaway). I then noticed that some of the other walkers, usually men on their own, were looking at me as I rode past - not in a come hither way, but just checking me out, seeing if I was one of them. I was sorry to disappoint.

    Sounds similar to the woods I was on about, but they're more brazen down my way. One of the football dads, when my kids were playing, was frequently propositioned when walking his dog. Now bear in mind this guy is a 6ft plus, 220lb man mountain who works on the tugs walking a huge Great Dane, and they must have been seriously keen to even approach him :shock: Either that or there was something he wasn't telling us :wink: Perhaps it was the shaved head, he claimed he was going bald...............

    He sounds like a typical gay man judging by some of the enormously well built blokes in Soho and Vauxhall. A lot of gay guys are absolutely enormous coz they spend most of their waking hours at the gym
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Yes, I also saw that on the recent David Attenborough documentary on the baffling species that is 'the gay'.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Yes, I also saw that on the recent David Attenborough documentary on the baffling species that is 'the gay'.

    What's baffling about being gay?
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  • Eau Rouge
    Eau Rouge Posts: 1,118
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Yes, I also saw that on the recent David Attenborough documentary on the baffling species that is 'the gay'.

    What's baffling about being gay?

    She can't make them do things for her by just smiling and fluttering her eyelids the way she can with straight men. They also don't seem to crave her company nearly as much, nor buy her drinks. Naturally, she finds this baffling.
    :)
  • jimmypippa
    jimmypippa Posts: 1,712
    Headhuunter wrote:

    He sounds like a typical gay man judging by some of the enormously well built blokes in Soho and Vauxhall. A lot of gay guys are absolutely enormous coz they spend most of their waking hours at the gym

    I'd imagine that working out would have an added incentive if one actually fancied what one saw in the mirror...
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Eau Rouge wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Yes, I also saw that on the recent David Attenborough documentary on the baffling species that is 'the gay'.

    What's baffling about being gay?

    She can't make them do things for her by just smiling and fluttering her eyelids the way she can with straight men. They also don't seem to crave her company nearly as much, nor buy her drinks. Naturally, she finds this baffling.
    :)

    Hmmmm, clearly I should have added a :roll: at the end of that... And they do still buy me drinks.
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  • Feltup
    Feltup Posts: 1,340
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Hmmmm, clearly I should have added a :roll: at the end of that... And they do still buy me drinks.

    But why when all they might get out of it is friendship??



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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Feltup wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Hmmmm, clearly I should have added a :roll: at the end of that... And they do still buy me drinks.

    But why when all they might get out of it is friendship??



    :wink:

    I know, I can't understand it! I sure as hell don't buy them drinks... :wink:
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  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Feltup wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Hmmmm, clearly I should have added a :roll: at the end of that... And they do still buy me drinks.

    But why when all they might get out of it is friendship??



    :wink:

    I know, I can't understand it! I sure as hell don't buy them drinks... :wink:

    well you can as long as you dont shout out "bottoms up" im sure you will be fine otherwise
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  • gradiric
    gradiric Posts: 89
    biondino wrote:
    There's a gay cruising ground just near me in Barnes - a disused cemetery. If anyone wants me to send them details discretely, PM me. I won't tell anyone ;)

    Confirmed when I cycled past on the way home a couple of weeks back, and saw the Dream Bears practising their routine for the semi-final of Britain's Got Talent....

    :shock:
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  • biondino
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    I saw the Dream Bears perform on NYE in Shepherd's Bush! They were very good. I seem to remember them being called Bearlesque at the time, though...
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  • gradiric
    gradiric Posts: 89
    Mmm, they must've used a different act on BGT then :lol:
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  • lost_in_thought
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    hee hee bearlesque! that's hilarious!
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