at it in the woods

mountainroadie

coming down from the lomonds on sunday{on the mtb} weather and cycling was fantastic
anyway i normally take the green route home through the woods . when upon approaching this couple i noticed they were SHA****G :shock:

i couldnt go anywhere but past them :oops:

the girl cowered , the guy said sorry ???? i just smiled

this is the second time i have seen this :roll: {not the same couple}

i told the guys who i was with and they are coming my route next time

has anyone seen this ....must be the weather i guess {dogging not included}

cjcp

DiscoStu73

I went out biking with a couple of mates on Sunday, and one of them was telling me about all the 'stuff' he's seen in the woods. Mostly guys together, and it's also a known dogging spot. I hadn't factored in this scenario when I decided to get in to biking!
There's also an area where random items of clothing have been left on a tree, and the actual items seem to vary from time to time...
Odd.

always_tyred

Important to do it now before the midges get up.

On which subject, I met the lady responsible for the midge forecast today. She wasn't naked, or in the woods, though.

cjcp

What does a midges forecast involve? Does the woman stand there and say, "Lots of midges today. Be careful out there."? How are the midges depicted on the map? Swirling black clouds?

gb155

Looks at google to see how much this would extend my commute by :shock: :twisted:

mountainroadie

gb155 wrote:

Looks at google to see how much this would extend my commute by :shock: :twisted:

ha ha the place is the infamous balbirnie woods {ITS LARGE}it contains a golf course :shock:

it has been known for people to do it on the golf course

{just thought}
how funny would it be if your ball got stuck mid roll in some white gooey stuff at the seventeenth hole

AllTheGear

On a couple of occasions I saw a guy going at it alone, stark naked, with magazines. He was hiding in the bushes spying on parkgoers. Should have called the cops...

Kieran_Burns

The first / last stretch of my commute is a mile long straight with fields on either side.

Going past one day i was startled to see a topless woman bouncing like crazy in a convertible BMW that was parked in one of the fields. Her boobies were HUGE and extremely distracting I have to say. :shock: 8)

I couldn't help myself, a vocal and loud WAHEY! from yours truly elicited a somewhat shocked repsonse from her, not mention her bloke whose head poked up from the back seat

Before I got to the end of the straight they came hurtling past and I never saw them again

always_tyred

cjcp wrote:

What does a midges forecast involve? Does the woman stand there and say, "Lots of midges today. Be careful out there."? How are the midges depicted on the map? Swirling black clouds?

I think it involves computer modelling based on midge life cycles, trends in temperatures, wind.

Passes the time, I guess.

DEpicted on a map as numbers 1-5. 5 is bad, like don't breathe in too fast bad. 1 is okay, like, you'll have some blood left at the end of the day okay.

el_presidente

mountainroadie wrote:

how funny would it be if your ball got stuck mid roll in some white gooey stuff at the seventeenth hole

I think you are allowed a free drop

Rich158

A little area local to me is well known as hang out for gay men and dogging. It also used to be on my route home from my off road jaunts along the North Downs, there's a couple of decent bridleways through and it's quite a pretty bit of woodland to pootle through at end to the ride when you're completely knackered (the bluebells etc almost make me feel poetic :shock: ). That is untill the day I was pootling through feeling very poetic and two blokes in very tight vest tops (they must have been about 50 and very clearly had pierced nipples :shock: ) aproached me with a ooohhhhhh hhhhellllllooooooo, that was so laced with inuendo I was in no doubt as to what they had in mind :evil: :evil: :evil:

It's safe to say I found some hidden reserves of energy and I don't think I've ever ridden so fast to this day. It's the one memory I drag up when I need a little exra for a sprint

Feltup

OOOOOOOOOH HELLLOOOOOOOOOO :twisted:


Sprint boy sprint!

Gussio

Rich158 wrote:

A little area local to me is well known as hang out for gay men and dogging. It also used to be on my route home from my off road jaunts along the North Downs, there's a couple of decent bridleways through and it's quite a pretty bit of woodland to pootle through at end to the ride when you're completely knackered (the bluebells etc almost make me feel poetic :shock: ). That is untill the day I was pootling through feeling very poetic and two blokes in very tight vest tops (they must have been about 50 and very clearly had pierced nipples :shock: ) aproached me with a ooohhhhhh hhhhellllllooooooo, that was so laced with inuendo I was in no doubt as to what they had in mind :evil: :evil: :evil:

It's safe to say I found some hidden reserves of energy and I don't think I've ever ridden so fast to this day. It's the one memory I drag up when I need a little exra for a sprint

Freudian slip?

gtvlusso

mountainroadie wrote:

coming down from the lomonds on sunday{on the mtb} weather and cycling was fantastic
anyway i normally take the green route home through the woods . when upon approaching this couple i noticed they were SHA****G :shock:

i couldnt go anywhere but past them :oops:

the girl cowered , the guy said sorry ???? i just smiled

this is the second time i have seen this :roll: {not the same couple}

i told the guys who i was with and they are coming my route next time

has anyone seen this ....must be the weather i guess {dogging not included}

You didn't join in then?! You should have said to the fella" You're rubbish at that you are, this is how you do it!".....

girv73

Rich158 wrote:

two blokes in very tight vest tops (they must have been about 50 and very clearly had pierced nipples :shock: ) aproached me with a ooohhhhhh hhhhellllllooooooo

Were you in lycra? You know, lovely skin tight lyrca showing off your lovely young man legs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2hgAsi8Ae4

woodyonthebeach

reading this takes me back to my youth and going at in the woods.

Oh the times were great up until the point when me and miss's at the time got caught by the rozzers.

I always find it nice to suggest positions for them or obscene acts they could partake in

Headhuunter

woodyonthebeach wrote:

reading this takes me back to my youth and going at in the woods.

Oh the times were great up until the point when me and miss's at the time got caught by the rozzers.

I always find it nice to suggest positions for them or obscene acts they could partake in

The reason for your name on this forum becomes clear.....

Rich158

Gussio wrote:

Rich158 wrote:

A little area local to me is well known as hang out for gay men and dogging. It also used to be on my route home from my off road jaunts along the North Downs, there's a couple of decent bridleways through and it's quite a pretty bit of woodland to pootle through at end to the ride when you're completely knackered (the bluebells etc almost make me feel poetic :shock: ). That is untill the day I was pootling through feeling very poetic and two blokes in very tight vest tops (they must have been about 50 and very clearly had pierced nipples :shock: ) aproached me with a ooohhhhhh hhhhellllllooooooo, that was so laced with inuendo I was in no doubt as to what they had in mind :evil: :evil: :evil:

It's safe to say I found some hidden reserves of energy and I don't think I've ever ridden so fast to this day. It's the one memory I drag up when I need a little exra for a sprint

Freudian slip?

:roll: :roll: :roll:

you can't say anything arround here

and no lycra was invloved thank god, i don't think I'd have got out alive

biondino

There's a gay cruising ground just near me in Barnes - a disused cemetery. If anyone wants me to send them details discretely, PM me. I won't tell anyone

Headhuunter

biondino wrote:

There's a gay cruising ground just near me in Barnes - a disused cemetery. If anyone wants me to send them details discretely, PM me. I won't tell anyone

How do you even know about it?! :?

always_tyred

Headhuunter wrote:

biondino wrote:

There's a gay cruising ground just near me in Barnes - a disused cemetery. If anyone wants me to send them details discretely, PM me. I won't tell anyone

How do you even know about it?! :?

There's a picture building up in my mind of a guy with short castelli shorts, pulled up higher than normal, and one of any number of camp, glittery, colourful cycle jerseys, cruising around a Barnes cemetary pretending to pass on messages on behalf of friends.

I forsee imminent arrest.

woodyonthebeach

Headhuunter wrote:

biondino wrote:

There's a gay cruising ground just near me in Barnes - a disused cemetery. If anyone wants me to send them details discretely, PM me. I won't tell anyone

How do you even know about it?! :?

somebody went into the back of him at the lights

Headhuunter

Always Tyred wrote:

Headhuunter wrote:

biondino wrote:

There's a gay cruising ground just near me in Barnes - a disused cemetery. If anyone wants me to send them details discretely, PM me. I won't tell anyone

How do you even know about it?! :?

There's a picture building up in my mind of a guy with short castelli shorts, pulled up higher than normal, and one of any number of camp, glittery, colourful cycle jerseys, cruising around a Barnes cemetary pretending to pass on messages on behalf of friends.

I forsee imminent arrest.

Come on Biondino, you're a gay cruise fixer upper.... Admit it. Cupid in a tight tank top with good abs...

AllTheGear

biondino wrote:

There's a gay cruising ground just near me in Barnes - a disused cemetery. If anyone wants me to send them details discretely, PM me. I won't tell anyone

Is solicitation allowed here? :P

dirk_van_gently

Mate of mine came (no pun intended) upon 2 blokes at it in Thetford Forest!

I was once out on my own, on a bit of single track, giving it rock-all. Come upon a bloke stark naked (back to me) with his undies round his ankles, and moaning with pleasure, I have no idea what the hell was happening, as I could see no other person, I'm guessing either a blow job, or just w@nking

biondino

AllTheGear wrote:

biondino wrote:

There's a gay cruising ground just near me in Barnes - a disused cemetery. If anyone wants me to send them details discretely, PM me. I won't tell anyone

Is solicitation allowed here? :P

I'm sure there are several gay people on this board, and I just thought if I could do anyone a favour I'd be happy to!

The cemetery is beautiful in a slightly creepy way (there are a few photos of it on my Flickr page), and I rode and walked through it a couple of times before I realised its second function (the Durex Extra Safe wrappers were the giveaway). I then noticed that some of the other walkers, usually men on their own, were looking at me as I rode past - not in a come hither way, but just checking me out, seeing if I was one of them. I was sorry to disappoint.

Rich158

biondino wrote:

AllTheGear wrote:

biondino wrote:

There's a gay cruising ground just near me in Barnes - a disused cemetery. If anyone wants me to send them details discretely, PM me. I won't tell anyone

Is solicitation allowed here? :P

I'm sure there are several gay people on this board, and I just thought if I could do anyone a favour I'd be happy to!

The cemetery is beautiful in a slightly creepy way (there are a few photos of it on my Flickr page), and I rode and walked through it a couple of times before I realised its second function (the Durex Extra Safe wrappers were the giveaway). I then noticed that some of the other walkers, usually men on their own, were looking at me as I rode past - not in a come hither way, but just checking me out, seeing if I was one of them. I was sorry to disappoint.

Sounds similar to the woods I was on about, but they're more brazen down my way. One of the football dads, when my kids were playing, was frequently propositioned when walking his dog. Now bear in mind this guy is a 6ft plus, 220lb man mountain who works on the tugs walking a huge Great Dane, and they must have been seriously keen to even approach him :shock: Either that or there was something he wasn't telling us Perhaps it was the shaved head, he claimed he was going bald...............

lost_in_thought

I'm bored and decided I'd like to see a photo of the cemetery, but can't get flickr at work so did a google image search...

This little extract from a very petulant piece really made me giggle for some reason - the lady came across very Hyacinth Bucket:

It is also being used for loitering by men during the day and night. This area should be policed. I saw 15 loiterers just this week in broad daylight and with no discretion. The cemetary is a lovely walk through on the way to Putney or The Wetlands but I am put off by these men in and out of the bushes doing what they do.

gtvlusso

I seem to remember a case in Brizzle recently and some Firemen being suspended?!

We have an area, just off the centre of Brizzle, called the Downs. Big grassy common with some wooded areas. Anyway, it is a prime dogging and ghey action area in the mornings and evenings - awful lot of cars parked up with single men in or students smoking pot.

Anyway, some Firemen were going up there in the night in the Fire engine, turning on their search lights (you know, the really bright ones!), searching for "sexual activity" in the bushes.....anyway, one of the pervs must have taken offence to being spotted and called the plods....result, Firemen suspended!

In fact the Gay and Lesbian community in Bristol were concerned that there privacy was being violated and that this was a deliberate target on their group - seemed to miss the point that the area is a public place where families go, people walk dogs, go running etc etc.....

Sewinman

I was tempted by this sign at the weekend....soory about size, see the right of the pic.