Apparently I look like a rapist or mugger or something

Porgy

fnb1 wrote:

mmm, try re-telling the story, but, from her point of view, lazily cycling along bridleway, noticed this guy cycling behind me...............

lazily cycling along bridleway, noticed this middle aged weirdo cycling behind me............

To be honest I have complete sympathy with you Kieran being a middle aged bloke myself. Young women just look at me funny sometimes and I have no idea why - other than the fact that I am middle aged and male, and on my own and that MAKES ME A WEIRDO. On the other hand, when I'm out with my wife, I have no problem at all.

Sometimes I think I might as well tattoo RAPSIT on my forehead and be done with it.

biondino

RAPSIT?



I just wanted an excuse to post that.

Kieran_Burns

Porgy wrote:

fnb1 wrote:

mmm, try re-telling the story, but, from her point of view, lazily cycling along bridleway, noticed this guy cycling behind me...............

lazily cycling along bridleway, noticed this middle aged weirdo cycling behind me............

To be honest I have complete sympathy with you Kieran being a middle aged bloke myself. Young women just look at me funny sometimes and I have no idea why - other than the fact that I am middle aged and male, and on my own and that MAKES ME A WEIRDO. On the other hand, when I'm out with my wife, I have no problem at all.

Sometimes I think I might as well tattoo RAPSIT on my forehead and be done with it.

Yeah loud music rhyme and sitting down!

Get down with da kidz!

Porgy

Kieran_Burns wrote:

[Sometimes I think I might as well tattoo RAPSIT on my forehead and be done with it.

Yeah loud music rhyme and sitting down!

Get down with da kidz!

yeah well, that's what happens when you try to tattoo anything on your own forehead.

soy_sauce

what a shame.
were you wearing a helmet?

jedster

chaps, this thread has taken a delightfully surreal turn, nice work!

Kieran_Burns

Sometimes drifting through reality and waving as you pass is a good thing

R_T_A

Porgy wrote:

Sometimes I think I might as well tattoo RAPSIT on my forehead and be done with it.

A cracker of a typo.

I'd love to see someone with that tattoo walk down a high street and see the confused reaction.

clanton

biondino wrote:

RAPSIT?



I just wanted an excuse to post that.

Fantastic! People at work now giving me funny looks cause I'm crying with laughter.

fossyant

Just go out in full lycra, then they will just look at you a weird...... not a mugger.....

Also you'd should have scalped her proper after the first gate............

Feel for ya fella......fancy being thought of some sort of mugger...FFS... :shock:

Kieran_Burns

Ummmm....


I WAS in full lycra - DhB bib shorts, DhB base layer and Hi-Viz (yeah,yeah, yeah) top with me wrap-arounds on as well. I think I might use the oil effect lenses tonight, if I'm gonna look stupid I may as well look REALLY stupid!


I couldn't scalp after the first gate 'cos it takes flaming ages to sort out the damn things and she was fair tanking to get away (as it turns out)

downfader

fnb1 wrote:

mmm, try re-telling the story, but, from her point of view, lazily cycling along bridleway, noticed this guy cycling behind me...............

young girl wrote:

I'd just scored some Es off me dealer and was drunk off my face one me way to have underage sex with the lads on the estate when this nonce* turns up behind me on a bike. I thought he looked like a rozzer so I legged it. Threw me stash in the bushes. Some badger is probably talking to Tupac riding a monkey whilst being sick all daaahn itself now.

There. Sorted.

* No I dont think KB is a nonce

biondino

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I WAS in full lycra - DhB bib shorts, DhB base layer and Hi-Viz

So she wasn't upset at the thought of being attacked by a mugger, but being attacked by a cheap mugger wearing budget gear. Explains a lot.