We need to talk about my nipples

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  • AllTheGear
    AllTheGear Posts: 248
    vorsprung wrote:
    So shave 'em
    Those racey bike types shave their legs
    So why not?

    So he'll have a hairy chest and bald patches around his nipples? Cool...

    This kind of thing would raise a few eyebrows should he ever end up in A&E... Can you imagine trying to convince them it's for cycling purposes?
    ... and no idea ...

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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    AllTheGear wrote:
    So he'll have a hairy chest and bald patches around his nipples? Cool...

    This kind of thing would raise a few eyebrows should he ever end up in A&E... Can you imagine trying to convince them it's for cycling purposes?

    Doctors apparently have codewords so they can describe the conditions of patients to fellow doctors without the patient being offended. Any bizarrely sexual complaint is referred to as a "cyclist's injury".
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  • boneyjoe
    boneyjoe Posts: 369
    Couple of clothes pegs on the nips for about 24hrs - should desensitise them.
    Scott Scale 20 (for xc racing)
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  • AllTheGear
    AllTheGear Posts: 248
    boneyjoe wrote:
    Couple of clothes pegs on the nips for about 24hrs - should desensitise them.

    Wouldn't that make his oversized nipples stick out even more?

    How about cosmetic surgery? You might be able to get a nip tuck...

    Seriously Greg, you do have my sympathy... I genuinely thought this thread was about spoke tension issues though.

    Comedy gold....
    ... and no idea ...

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  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    Greg66 wrote:
    Greg T wrote:
    Feltup wrote:
    just not sure they come in XXXL.

    The size of the wrapper needs to be bigger than the package.

    Just in case that is too oblique for you.

    I need big pants to contain my massive tackle - geddit?

    The largest size Assos do (after XXL) is TIR.

    Like that sign that is on the back of articulated lorries. Next to Wide Load.


    [pedant] TIR is about customs, not about size I'm afraid - e.g. means a refrigerated load doesn't need to be opened at every intermediate customs check on a journey. [/pedant}

    No, I don't work in freight, I'm just - as the tag says - a pedant! :wink:

    PBo
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    AllTheGear wrote:

    Seriously Greg, you do have my sympathy... I genuinely thought this thread was about spoke tension issues though.

    We have a workshop for that type of filth. Keep it there.
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?

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