We need to talk about my nipples
Greg T
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So I bought some bib shorts.....
Nice - comfy - in no way was I attracted to the "girdle" effect that they may or may not confer on the wearer.
But I digress.
Jaysus H Christ - an hour into my ride my nips are rubbing red raw against the chest straps and resemble a pair of seals nose's after a full on ball balancing act with sandpaper covered acid dripping balls.
My balls however were fine, thanks for thinking about it.
censored me it's agony.
I knew nipple rub full well from my days as a slow runner but didn't think I'd need to get vas'ed up on the bike on my Scammel wheel nuts.
Am I the only one or is it just my state of permanent arousal that is causing the problem?
Nice - comfy - in no way was I attracted to the "girdle" effect that they may or may not confer on the wearer.
But I digress.
Jaysus H Christ - an hour into my ride my nips are rubbing red raw against the chest straps and resemble a pair of seals nose's after a full on ball balancing act with sandpaper covered acid dripping balls.
My balls however were fine, thanks for thinking about it.
censored me it's agony.
I knew nipple rub full well from my days as a slow runner but didn't think I'd need to get vas'ed up on the bike on my Scammel wheel nuts.
Am I the only one or is it just my state of permanent arousal that is causing the problem?
Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
What would Thora Hurd do?
What would Thora Hurd do?
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Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
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great support these bib shorts, just dont buy any Astana shorts.......makes you a target for any roadie within a 5 mile radius
I never had you down as a Chieftan Tank starter button man.
Who'd've guessed? :shock:
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here?
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Who would have thought that my taut sculpted body would have caused such issues.
Moobs - funny - nothing better than watching a good friend fall off a small ladder.
What would Thora Hurd do?
Felt F55 - 2007
Specialized Singlecross - 2008
Marin Rift Zone - 1998
Peugeot Tourmalet - 1983 - taken more hits than Mohammed Ali
The size of the wrapper needs to be bigger than the package.
Just in case that is too oblique for you.
I need big pants to contain my massive tackle - geddit?
What would Thora Hurd do?
I think I shall stick to the oblique thanks
Felt F55 - 2007
Specialized Singlecross - 2008
Marin Rift Zone - 1998
Peugeot Tourmalet - 1983 - taken more hits than Mohammed Ali
And incredibly like he didn't have a clue how to put bibs on
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The largest size Assos do (after XXL) is TIR.
Like that sign that is on the back of articulated lorries. Next to Wide Load.
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You obviously spend a lot of time hanging around truck stops late at night.
What a man will do for a yorkie bar....
What would Thora Hurd do?
Put sticking plaster over your nips or wear a base layer
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They don't share their Yorkies with blokes wearing "Save the Prostitutes" sandwich boards.
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Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
yeah, you see THIS only works for those shaven types who wax their chests... I've got hairs bleeding everywhere on mine.
Were I to attach sticking plaster to my nips I would be screaming like a stuck pig when it came time to get them off. :shock:
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
A man on top of his game, it's a joy to watch really.
What would Thora Hurd do?
Ouchie! And messy. I've not had this problem and I hope not to have it, but I will vaseline up mine when I do the relay race and report back.
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In any case, try putting vaseline on em...
After about a week you'll either get use to the sensation or they'll desenitise
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Subtle - not in your dictionary ?
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So shave 'em
Those racey bike types shave their legs
So why not?
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