Your 'Genius' ideas

Alain Quay

1. As Britain's weather changes by the minute, an external , two in one light and temperature meter which pings when the weather is 'good', so you can rush outside and relax.

2. People who let their dogs foul public areas to have a policeman call by their
house and walk a poo through their living room carpet.

3. Three in one shampoo, conditioner and shower cleaner ?

Stewie Griffin

Alain Quay wrote:

1. As Britain's weather changes by the minute, an external , two in one light and temperature meter which pings when the weather is 'good', so you can rush outside and relax.

2. People who let their dogs foul public areas to have a policeman call by their
house and walk a poo through their living room carpet.

3. Three in one shampoo, conditioner and shower cleaner ?

Thats ficking brilliant. Strawberry flavoured envelope glue. Desks with round spongey corners that wont bruise you like when you walk around the office reading a bit of paper and walk straight into a corner on a conventional desk :oops: .

Bikerbaboon

Alain Quay wrote:

1. As Britain's weather changes by the minute, an external , two in one light and temperature meter which pings when the weather is 'good', so you can rush outside and relax.

2. People who let their dogs foul public areas to have a policeman call by their
house and walk a poo through their living room carpet.

3. Three in one shampoo, conditioner and shower cleaner ?

people used to park up out side my house and let their dog poo on the grass right out side my house and just leave it................................... Till my mum got mad and wiped it on hte under side of the car door handles on all the car doors.

gergusmcbergus

how about this thing right....
a kind of metal frame, made of....steel or aluminium, i dont know....
with a little seat and two things to hold on to at the front
two wheels, one on the front, one on the back...
and if you stuck some pedals and a chain on it, you could power it with your feet
with a little tinkering, i'm sure you could even fit some gears on it.....probably wouldnt take off though

simon johnson

Egg yolk spread

dennisn

First we kill all the lawyers.

Oops, that was someone else's idea.

Dennis Noward

Ben from Warwick

My idea would to be feed bikes to the already full.

This way of culling cycles has been widely used in France.

GEPC

My defining moment of genius came on a Friday night when I stumbled out of the tube in the rain after more than a few beers, in need of sustinance and a taxi home. Unfortunately I only had enough money for one of the two. It was at this moment that the light bulb momentarily flicked on.
I went to the curry house and asked if I could order a delivery. There was a moment of hesitation before the waiter thought why not and took my order and money. Knowing that this curry house delivered using a car not a moped I then asked if I could get a lift with it and was driven home for free with my curry. Problem solved.

Beeblebrox

GEPC wrote:

My defining moment of genius came on a Friday night when I stumbled out of the tube in the rain after more than a few beers, in need of sustinance and a taxi home. Unfortunately I only had enough money for one of the two. It was at this moment that the light bulb momentarily flicked on.
I went to the curry house and asked if I could order a delivery. There was a moment of hesitation before the waiter thought why not and took my order and money. Knowing that this curry house delivered using a car not a moped I then asked if I could get a lift with it and was driven home for free with my curry. Problem solved.

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Like it.

Ieuanllan

GEPC wrote:

My defining moment of genius came on a Friday night when I stumbled out of the tube in the rain after more than a few beers, in need of sustinance and a taxi home. Unfortunately I only had enough money for one of the two. It was at this moment that the light bulb momentarily flicked on.
I went to the curry house and asked if I could order a delivery. There was a moment of hesitation before the waiter thought why not and took my order and money. Knowing that this curry house delivered using a car not a moped I then asked if I could get a lift with it and was driven home for free with my curry. Problem solved.

Bowing low. 8)

HenryS

GEPC wrote:

My defining moment of genius came on a Friday night when I stumbled out of the tube in the rain after more than a few beers, in need of sustinance and a taxi home. Unfortunately I only had enough money for one of the two. It was at this moment that the light bulb momentarily flicked on.
I went to the curry house and asked if I could order a delivery. There was a moment of hesitation before the waiter thought why not and took my order and money. Knowing that this curry house delivered using a car not a moped I then asked if I could get a lift with it and was driven home for free with my curry. Problem solved.

Not the proudest moment of your life eh? :P

Jez mon

GEPC wrote:

My defining moment of genius came on a Friday night when I stumbled out of the tube in the rain after more than a few beers, in need of sustinance and a taxi home. Unfortunately I only had enough money for one of the two. It was at this moment that the light bulb momentarily flicked on.
I went to the curry house and asked if I could order a delivery. There was a moment of hesitation before the waiter thought why not and took my order and money. Knowing that this curry house delivered using a car not a moped I then asked if I could get a lift with it and was driven home for free with my curry. Problem solved.

If that is a true story, then you sir, are a hero 8)

dbb

i recognise the true genius!

AndyOgy

GEPC wrote:

My defining moment of genius came on a Friday night when I stumbled out of the tube in the rain after more than a few beers, in need of sustinance and a taxi home. Unfortunately I only had enough money for one of the two. It was at this moment that the light bulb momentarily flicked on.
I went to the curry house and asked if I could order a delivery. There was a moment of hesitation before the waiter thought why not and took my order and money. Knowing that this curry house delivered using a car not a moped I then asked if I could get a lift with it and was driven home for free with my curry. Problem solved.

I tried that ages ago with a pizza place near the station but they said that their insurance didn't cover them to carry passengers. It was a Dominos pizza place so I guess that they had to play by the rules a bit more than a privately owned curry house.

LingfieldXC

GEPC wrote:

My defining moment of genius came on a Friday night when I stumbled out of the tube in the rain after more than a few beers, in need of sustinance and a taxi home. Unfortunately I only had enough money for one of the two. It was at this moment that the light bulb momentarily flicked on.
I went to the curry house and asked if I could order a delivery. There was a moment of hesitation before the waiter thought why not and took my order and money. Knowing that this curry house delivered using a car not a moped I then asked if I could get a lift with it and was driven home for free with my curry. Problem solved.

truly a master of lateral thinking, i am humbled.

shockedsoshocked

GEPC wrote:

My defining moment of genius came on a Friday night when I stumbled out of the tube in the rain after more than a few beers, in need of sustinance and a taxi home. Unfortunately I only had enough money for one of the two. It was at this moment that the light bulb momentarily flicked on.
I went to the curry house and asked if I could order a delivery. There was a moment of hesitation before the waiter thought why not and took my order and money. Knowing that this curry house delivered using a car not a moped I then asked if I could get a lift with it and was driven home for free with my curry. Problem solved.

Been doing this for years! The guy even knew us by name. Mind you, we did used to order about 20 quids worth of food.

My best idea is central locking for your house.

Anonymous

male pheronome spray that does work on chicks would be good.

A button on your handlebar that when a driver, abuses or cuts you up, you press it and they vomit uncontollably.

cable telly without adverts.

A licence to slap students when you feel like it.

Harry B

dennisn wrote:

First we kill all the lawyers.

Dennis Noward

Do you mind! We ain't all bad and anyway did you know that Tuesday was "Be Kind to Lawyers Day"

www.bekindtolawyers.com :shock:

g3n1u5

Butter sold in a prit-stik style tube - means you dont need a knife when making sandwiches

dennisn

Harry B wrote:

dennisn wrote:

First we kill all the lawyers.

Dennis Noward

Do you mind! We ain't all bad and anyway did you know that Tuesday was "Be Kind to Lawyers Day"

www.bekindtolawyers.com :shock:

Wow, never would have believed it. How come only a day? Maybe you should try for a whole month.

Dennis Noward

Harry B

dennisn wrote:

Harry B wrote:

dennisn wrote:

First we kill all the lawyers.

Dennis Noward

Do you mind! We ain't all bad and anyway did you know that Tuesday was "Be Kind to Lawyers Day"

www.bekindtolawyers.com :shock:

Wow, never would have believed it. How come only a day? Maybe you should try for a whole month.

Dennis Noward

With this credit crunch we need all the help we can get :? Any donations gratefully recieved

www.lawyersbeerfund/donations.com

BiggerBoat

A clear toaster, you can see your toast before it burns.

simple_salmon

You do know toast pops up when it's done don't you?

Stewie Griffin

simple_salmon wrote:

You do know toast pops up when it's done don't you?

At which point you notice that its burnt :evil: .

Biggerboat, its You're gonna need a bigger boat, not we need a bigger boat

dennisn

Harry B wrote:

dennisn wrote:

Harry B wrote:

dennisn wrote:

First we kill all the lawyers.

Dennis Noward

Do you mind! We ain't all bad and anyway did you know that Tuesday was "Be Kind to Lawyers Day"

www.bekindtolawyers.com :shock:

Wow, never would have believed it. How come only a day? Maybe you should try for a whole month.

Dennis Noward

With this credit crunch we need all the help we can get :? Any donations gratefully recieved

www.lawyersbeerfund/donations.com

Now I'm sure you're a lawyer.

Dennis Noward

simple_salmon

Stewie Griffin wrote:

simple_salmon wrote:

You do know toast pops up when it's done don't you?

At which point you notice that its burnt :evil: .

and turn it down for next time :?

Stewie Griffin

simple_salmon wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

simple_salmon wrote:

You do know toast pops up when it's done don't you?

At which point you notice that its burnt :evil: .

and turn it down for next time :?

Indeedy, but you still have 2 slices of burnt toast. Which you might have been able to avoid if toasters were clear.

simple_salmon

You win; I'll get my coat... :oops:

cee

simple_salmon wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

simple_salmon wrote:

You do know toast pops up when it's done don't you?

At which point you notice that its burnt :evil: .

and turn it down for next time :?

nah...surely you just leave it well alone and then play the 'guess when my toast is ready' game....

you know the one where you know it will burn, so you pop it early just to find that its not deon enough so re-plunge the breast (half bread half toast) and now if it goes to the end it will be incinerated(sp), and the game can continue, until there is no bread left in your entire house and you still have not had any toast..

simple_salmon

Alright, alright I get it; it was a great idea - I said sorry

fatandwheezing

I'd like a 3 slice toaster - 2 slices is never quite enough, but 4 slices is just greedy.