Cycling isn't cool anymore

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  • sarajoy
    sarajoy Posts: 1,675
    No no no no, take me off the cool list - it's clearly sucking up to the girls as I'm quite the opposite..! Tsk DDD.
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  • flattythehurdler
    flattythehurdler Posts: 2,314
    That's all the girls he (sort of) knows
    Dan
  • Harry B
    Harry B Posts: 1,239
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I'm cool, I'm black and listen to both Kurt Cobain, Nas, Lupe Fiasco and Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

    I was wearing Air Force 1's, Addidas Decades and a Nike Windbreaker

    Sorry but I've absolutely no idea what on earth you are talking about :shock: I've heard of Kurt Cobain (he's dead isn't he?) but none of the others.

    Presumably I'm not cool then :cry:
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  • robmanic1
    robmanic1 Posts: 2,150
    That list is so uncool
    Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.

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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Sarajoy wrote:
    A proper geek. Am I right?

    Like you wouldn't believe. LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. And you know what? Geeks are cool.
    Sounds like you're a bit last decade, daaaaahling. Yah, you were clearly cool in the early 90s, but, like, the world has totally moved on and you're left behind. Sooooooooooo not cool.

    Daaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhllllllllliiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggg (the length of the word darling signify how posh you actually are?) as one would have, cool is determined by age. No one wants anything new. Everything new is simply common, because the ordinary folk can afford it.
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  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    Riding past cars stuck in a traffic jam on Embankment feels very cool. Very, very cool in fact. 8)
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  • robmanic1
    robmanic1 Posts: 2,150
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    L!!!!

    The Cool List
    Boris
    me


    Sorted :wink:
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  • Harry B
    Harry B Posts: 1,239
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Sarajoy wrote:
    A proper geek. Am I right?

    Like you wouldn't believe. LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. And you know what? Geeks are cool.
    Sounds like you're a bit last decade, daaaaahling. Yah, you were clearly cool in the early 90s, but, like, the world has totally moved on and you're left behind. Sooooooooooo not cool.

    Daaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhllllllllliiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggg (the length of the word darling signify how posh you actually are?) as one would have, cool is determined by age. No one wants anything new. Everything new is simply common, because the ordinary folk can afford it.

    Nope, I'm still not with you...
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    jashburnham wrote:
    Speak for yourself DDD.

    I'm cool. 8)

    :D

    The Top Gear cool wall wouldn't have a section uncool enough for you, you great screaming tart 8)
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    gtvlusso wrote:
    I feel violated and used...I have not made the cool list......my easter weekend will be rubbish now....

    That rat on your chin in your avatar is cool.... :lol::lol::lol:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    I believe it is called a "soul patch"......Feel free to punch me out, if we meet :-)
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    gtvlusso wrote:
    I believe it is called a "soul patch"......Feel free to punch me out, if we meet :-)

    HAHAHA Touche. I've got a "soul patch" myself...

    Your cool.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • sarajoy
    sarajoy Posts: 1,675
    Whose cool?
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:
    I believe it is called a "soul patch"......Feel free to punch me out, if we meet :-)

    HAHAHA Touche. I've got a "soul patch" myself...

    Your cool.

    Could you two get a room? :wink:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    sarajoy wrote:
    Whose cool?

    gtvlusso and you are as well, for being so unwilling to be cool as well as being funny.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    biondino wrote:
    jashburnham wrote:
    Speak for yourself DDD.

    I'm cool. 8)

    :D

    The Top Gear cool wall wouldn't have a section uncool enough for you, you great screaming tart 8)

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Alright you cool and uncool cats, thats it. I'm done. Easter.

    Not at work until Tuesday, hopefully it'll be on a working Fulcrum.

    Stay Frosty. - "Man that's cool"
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Harry B
    Harry B Posts: 1,239
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Alright you cool and uncool cats, thats it. I'm done. Easter.

    Not at work until Tuesday, hopefully it'll be on a working Fulcrum.

    Stay Frosty. - "Man that's cool"

    Sorry still not with you old chum :?
    Can somebody please translate this yoof's language into the Queen' English for me.

    Ta very much
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Harry B wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Alright you cool and uncool cats, thats it. I'm done. Easter.

    Not at work until Tuesday, hopefully it'll be on a working Fulcrum.

    Stay Frosty. - "Man that's cool"

    Sorry still not with you old chum :?
    Can somebody please translate this yoof's language into the Queen' English for me.

    Ta very much

    How old do you think I am? How old are you? It certainly has been a long time since I was called a youth.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    sarajoy wrote:
    Whose cool?
    Did you mean "who's cool", i.e. "who is cool"?

    Or have you found some cool and you wish to know who it belongs to?

    .....eats, shoots, and leaves.
  • bracketed
    bracketed Posts: 55
    I think it was subtly witty response to "Your cool."

    Nicely done, if 'twas. :)
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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    @AT

    I think you'll find SJ was correct, she was responding to DDD's totally uncool failure to use an apostrophe "e" in the phrase "your cool".

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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    @Attica, Bracketed and Always Tyred

    NERDS!!!!

    :shock:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Nerds are of course more cool than geeks!

    BTW, how do you come to the conclusion that the RHCP are cool? They've released the same album repackaged with different song titles goodness knows how many times in the last decade or two.
    "Impressive break"

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    ...I can taste blood"
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Attica wrote:
    Nerds are of course more cool than geeks!

    BTW, how do you come to the conclusion that the RHCP are cool? They've released the same album repackaged with different song titles goodness knows how many times in the last decade or two.

    Oh my god, I just felt part of my soul die... :shock:

    How could you!!! How can you speak so badly of Chilli Peppers. :shock: :shock: :shock:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Don't get me wrong I like their stuff, I just can't differentiate between albums.
    It's all very unchallenging samey stuff. Kind of a modern day Status Quo with less denim and more, ahem, socks.
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Sarajoy wrote:
    A proper geek. Am I right?

    Like you wouldn't believe. LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. And you know what? Geeks are cool.
    Sounds like you're a bit last decade, daaaaahling. Yah, you were clearly cool in the early 90s, but, like, the world has totally moved on and you're left behind. Sooooooooooo not cool.

    Daaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhllllllllliiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggg (the length of the word darling signify how posh you actually are?) as one would have, cool is determined by age. No one wants anything new. Everything new is simply common, because the ordinary folk can afford it.

    So that makes me the coolest person on this site because

    a) I am very very old

    b) A geek (or possibly a nurd)

    8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    gtvlusso wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:
    I am doing my own thing today - I smell like old socks because I forgot to bring a towel to work today - definitely feel very uncool and slightly clammy.....!

    I've done that before, but I still had to have a shower, I just dried my entire body and hair with paper hand towels....

    Isn't that the same as sanding?

    You do get a good all over exfoliation experience but it's either that or squat naked under the hand dryer for half an hour....
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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Headhuunter wrote:
    it's either that or squat naked under the hand dryer for half an hour....


    :lol::lol::lol:
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    ...I can taste blood"
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    Attica wrote:
    Don't get me wrong I like their stuff, I just can't differentiate between albums.
    It's all very unchallenging samey stuff. Kind of a modern day Status Quo with less denim and more, ahem, socks.

    I don't, they're awful, whiny, tedious toss as far as I'm concerned. Not fit to lick Status Quo's groupies.
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