Lycra,Shaving & Skinny Legs
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The hairy shorts look is very, very BAD though, so if you're hirstute but want silky pins, you gotta shave all the way up!
But where do you stop??? I'd not be able to stop until I got to the top of my (now balding) head.
What's sillier Blonde, hairy-hotpants or legs that look like you're wearing a a pair of silkysmooth tights (albeit very white - bordering on bluey/white - tights) with a body that still has wirey hairs on it???
Perhaps I could shave to whole lot off, leave a neat little "tuft" where it counts. I'm sure my wife would only laugh for a few weeks (until it grew back)!0 -
No, hairy chest good, hairy legs bad - well, hairy legs in lycra anyway. Also hairs sticking though lycra very very bad! An Ex-BF once picked up what he thought was a randon hair on his shorts, only to discover it was still attached to his thigh!0
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Ah, now I get you, looks like it's go for bluey/white silkysmooth tights look that my wife will surely piss herself laughing at me.
Perhaps a photo essay?0 -
wee-wee
You mean I can't say p1ss?0 -
LardLover wrote:Ah, now I get you, looks like it's go for bluey/white silkysmooth tights look that my wife will surely wee-wee herself laughing at me.
Perhaps a photo essay?
Ah now you've got onto the topic of self tanning products....
I have it on good auithority that *certain* racing cyclists use self tanning creams at the start of the season, for psychological reasons only of course - so it looks like you've been off somehwere sunny, training. Using self-tan also gives you the opportunity to parade round the house naked (you mustn't get the self-tan stuff on your clothes, y'see) perving at your own shaven legs in the mirror...0 -
Using self-tan also gives you the opportunity to parade round the house naked (you mustn't get the self-tan stuff on your clothes, y'see) perving at your own shaven legs in the mirror...
I don't need to use self tanning creams as an excuse to do that
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Well there you go then. What more excuse to get shaving do you need!0
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(it's all my head you understand :shock: )0
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Hey, we've all got to start somewhere! She'll start out not liking the bluey/white silky smooth legs, then as you get your pins tanned up, she'll be LOVING the tanned silky smooth legs!LardLover wrote:Ah, now I get you, looks like it's go for bluey/white silkysmooth tights look that my wife will surely wee-wee herself laughing at me.
Or you could go to a sunbed armed with your lycra for a quick and easy cheat cyclist tan...!FCN 10 -
Had my legs waxed for the first time ever the other day (I have shaved them in previous years) They're soooooooo smooth. I tell my metes in the pub I'm a closet tranny 'cos they'd never get their heads 'round someone enjoying riding 60odd miles for enjoyment.
Can't bring myself to put fake tan on though, that's too gay for me.Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
Personally, I'd NEVER shave or wax my legs. And I'm a pretty hairy guy. I couldn't face shaving every couple days.
Besides, I'd have to shave ALOT - legs, ass, chest... Thats alot of time shaving, so sod it...
Hairy all the way. That way, people don't expect me to go fast / be a good rider, as it looks like I'm a proper part - timer
Ohhhhhh yeahhhh Boo-yah mofo
Sick to the power of rad
Fix it 'till it's broke0 -
Oh for crying out loud, shaving is so 20th Centruy.
Now, i use Nair with Aloe Vera.
Go to the pound shop, yes it is only £1 a tube. A tube a leg, slap it on thick and white, up to the top. Watch out for offsett on your gonads, If it is on too long it stings and hurts.
6 minutes later, into the shower. Use her flannel, wash off the offending fluff, even from your stinging rollocks.
Job done, smooth as a babies bottom, with the added bonus of Aloe Vera.
Ok it smells of ammonia for a bit, but smoooooooooth.
Now whats the best fake tan??Just a fat bloke on a bike0
