Lycra,Shaving & Skinny Legs

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  • Aye, you just keep telling yourself that.

    Perfumed Ponces! :D

    For the record I'm mainly a roadie now but really can't be arsed with the faff of shaving. My wife's a sport massage therapist and I'll grant you massaging more hirsute legs does use more oils and can be a wee bit rough.

    Cheers,

    Leodhasach,

    Fuzzy and Proud.
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  • Ruari
    Ruari Posts: 217
    Ah well, all squared then? No hard feelings, each to their own?!

    Now where did I put my lippy...?! :lol:
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  • weapons
    weapons Posts: 367
    Just out of curiousity, why do most shave and not wax?
  • Furbes
    Furbes Posts: 289
    Pain might have something to do with it :lol: Most men don't like unnecessary pain (then again, who does ?)
    :wink:
  • claash
    claash Posts: 145
    They all shave because they are all "big jessies" :lol::lol:

    Also they don't have the same pain barriers as girlie cyclists: We know that no pain, no gain really is true :lol:
  • ednino
    ednino Posts: 684
    Wogan wrote:
    Seriously, where do you stop? Shorn plums?

    well damn right

    you wouldn't expect your missus to put hairy ones in her mouth
  • on the road
    on the road Posts: 5,631
    :lol:
  • Ruari
    Ruari Posts: 217
    weapons wrote:
    Just out of curiousity, why do most shave and not wax?
    Male body hair is a lot coarser than womens, so it is pretty painful to say the least! When I tried waxing I had a lot of hair breakage, which left me looking 'patchy'.
    Also, women have a denser subcutaneous fat layer (I'm just being scientific, put those claws away!) which assists them having a higher pain threshold.

    To summarise; shaving is painless (unless you cut yourself), takes only a few minutes, doesn't leave a mess and lasts a few days.
    Waxing lasts longer but is painful, could end up costing a lot (if you get it done at a salon) and is quite messy if you're doing it at home.
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  • Beatmaker
    Beatmaker Posts: 1,092
    Johnsons Holiday Tan cream is good to apply daily to shaved legs as it moisturises and slightly browns up your legs...

    ...So I've heard.
  • Ruari
    Ruari Posts: 217
    As is Nivea Sunkissed Skin body firming lotion...

    ...So I've heard!
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Yep johnsons cream is good i use that. Going off topic slightly, I decided to defluff with my hair clippers all the way up my legs and was reccomended by someone in my club to defluff the area between your scrotum and bumhole, Latin name, Gonch, as chamois cream would be more effective on a hairless bit of skin. I fired up the clippers, moved some bits away and attacked and the clippers caught my skin and cut me, my God the pain...anyway, not doing that again, anyone else had mishaps?
  • LardLover
    LardLover Posts: 676
    NWLondoner, any pics? How did it go?

    I fancied trying this this year, but I have "Northumbrian" legs (don't see much sun :wink: ) and don't want to dassle car drivers :oops:

    My other problem, where do you stop? Don't really want to end up with "Hairy Hotpants" :shock: :roll: :shock:

    Perhaps this thread should have pics :lol:
  • NWLondoner
    NWLondoner Posts: 2,047
    You would have to wear sunglasses to look at my legs now. Even dulux brilliant white aint as white as my legs :oops:

    I used an electric body trimmer then wet shaved with gel as disposable razors.


    Once i get a tan i will look like a pro. (pro cyclist that is) :wink:
  • If your hairy enough it hides the normal pale blue colour. Although the matted mess under the leg grippers after a ride is enough to make me gag.
  • never ever ever try shaving anywhere round your man parts. at no other time in your life would you so willingly run a devillishly sharp blade so close to your little fellas, so why make the exception with shaving?
    like a rolling stone
  • guilliano
    guilliano Posts: 5,495
    I still don't get the "looks more professional" comment from earlier! Riding in a shirt and tie looks professional...... riding with no leg hair looks wierd! If there is no proven benefit why do it?
  • Ruari
    Ruari Posts: 217
    Gergus, patience and a steady hand are all that is required for that silky smooth feel! The trick is all in the preparation... well prepared skin and hair are easily shaved with no trouble. I've only had one or two very tiny nicks on my nethers!

    Guiliano, it looks more proffessional 'cos it's what the pros do!

    dmclite, using electric clippers without the combs around your bits is a big no-no! I've had the beggars snag a tiny fold of skin once and it hurt like blazes!

    Interestingly, on another thread, Blonde said it's not a good idea at all to shave 'down there',but she is a woman, and it might be different for us guys, as we have different undercarriage...

    Any thoughts on whether or not to shave the gooch?! :?
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  • pst88
    pst88 Posts: 621
    Ruari wrote:
    Any thoughts on whether or not to shave the gooch?! :?
    I shave or clipper it, lets the chamois cream get to the skin rather than just getting stuck in the matted hair.
    Bianchi Via Nirone Veloce/Centaur 2010
  • on the road
    on the road Posts: 5,631
    Big Shoes wrote:
    WHY THE FOOK WOULD YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS!!! Are you a faggot? There are a couple of 'men' in the gym that just do the spin class and they have shaved legs and they get the wee-wee ripped out of them by people in the weights section, why, because its gay and you look rediculous
    Does it worry you that much? What does it matter if it doesn't affect you? You don't HAVE to ride with them, and no one's asking you to shave your legs.

    Take a chill pill :lol:
  • BenS999
    BenS999 Posts: 202
    WHY THE FOOK WOULD YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS!!! Are you a faggot? There are a couple of 'men' in the gym that just do the spin class and they have shaved legs and they get the wee-wee ripped out of them by people in the weights section, why, because its gay and you look rediculous

    Hey big shoes, ever picked gravel/ dirt and hair out of a really bad roastie on your leg? If not try it and i reckon you will consider trimming back the leg carpets. Hitting the deck (tar or dirt) without much hair on your legs means you slide that much better reducing grazes too...
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  • JGS
    JGS Posts: 180
    I made the mistake of not strimming them down before I did mine at the weekend. Took me over an hour and a half of sitting in the bath scraping my legs to peices. Somehow I avoided getting cut at all (Was using Gillette Venus disposables) and the end result isn't too itchy ... yet.

    Here's a link, and of course my mates reacted to it in such a considerate and caring way: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=6 ... =515624393
  • Gary D
    Gary D Posts: 431
    I have just read all 3 pages of this thread - and it's really made me laugh :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Keep it going...................please :wink::wink:

    Gary.

    PS Out of curiosity, do you "shavers" also do your arms? Surely the same argument about wounds being easier to clean etc etc. would be the same as for legs?
    Oh and I feel like I've been raped by an Orangutan :shock: And I've got legs like Girders :lol:
  • Gary D
    Gary D Posts: 431
    JGS wrote:
    I made the mistake of not strimming them down before I did mine at the weekend. Took me over an hour and a half of sitting in the bath scraping my legs to peices. Somehow I avoided getting cut at all (Was using Gillette Venus disposables) and the end result isn't too itchy ... yet.

    Here's a link, and of course my mates reacted to it in such a considerate and caring way: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=6 ... =515624393

    I really, really wished I hadn't clicked on that link :oops: :oops: :oops:

    I think that shaved legs look OK when seen in context with shorts and cycling shoes on.

    But PLEEEEEEASE do not show pictures like that again - it's just not right :twisted: :twisted: :wink::wink:

    Completely put me off now!!

    Gary.
    Oh and I feel like I've been raped by an Orangutan :shock: And I've got legs like Girders :lol:
  • JGS
    JGS Posts: 180
    It's something you have to learn to live with! :twisted: You're not in your cycling gear 24/7 now are you?
  • Homer J
    Homer J Posts: 920
    Big Shoes wrote:
    WHY THE FOOK WOULD YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS!!! Are you a faggot? There are a couple of 'men' in the gym that just do the spin class and they have shaved legs and they get the wee-wee ripped out of them by people in the weights section, why, because its gay and you look rediculous

    People in the weights section? Aren't they the ones that shave their chests?
  • McBain_v1
    McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    Body builders are totally obsessed about body hair potentially ruining their ripped look, and so are probably the best to discuss shaving body parts. Plus of course on competitions they slather themselves in baby oil to maximise muscle definition - some of them even have a dedicated "grease man" who has to apply the lotion :shock:

    Seems like pruning your legs is a happy medium between total depilatory overload and looking like Chewbacca in lycra shorts :!:

    What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!
  • robmanic1
    robmanic1 Posts: 2,150
    Gary D wrote:

    PS Out of curiosity, do you "shavers" also do your arms? Surely the same argument about wounds being easier to clean etc etc. would be the same as for legs?

    No, "because the pro's don't do it"

    Shaved monkey see, shaved monkey do.

    Non-shaver here, luckily(?) my lower legs are relatively hair-free by some genetic flaw, my arm hairs go really blond in the summer and if I grow my sideburns too long they go ginger.
    My name is Rob and I'm a freak.
    Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.

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  • shamey
    shamey Posts: 7
    I thought that bald bird that won gold at the olympics was trying to start a new fashion by shaving her eyebrows, moustashe etc. Imagine how stupid i felt when I found out it was alopecia. :?
  • JGS
    JGS Posts: 180
    Robmanic1 wrote:
    Gary D wrote:

    PS Out of curiosity, do you "shavers" also do your arms? Surely the same argument about wounds being easier to clean etc etc. would be the same as for legs?

    No, "because the pro's don't do it"

    Shaved monkey see, shaved monkey do.

    Non-shaver here, luckily(?) my lower legs are relatively hair-free by some genetic flaw, my arm hairs go really blond in the summer and if I grow my sideburns too long they go ginger.
    My name is Rob and I'm a freak.

    I dunno, if I got bored enough to shave my legs again I'll probably do my arms. Although only when I make the transition to short-sleeve tops.
  • Blonde
    Blonde Posts: 3,188
    Ruari wrote:
    Interestingly, on another thread, Blonde said it's not a good idea at all to shave 'down there',but she is a woman, and it might be different for us guys, as we have different undercarriage...

    Any thoughts on whether or not to shave the gooch?! :?

    Hey! I thought I could feel my ears burning! Yes it is a bad idea to shave owt that actually contacts the saddle, particularly if you have sensitive skin, or are prone to ingrown hairs, or sweat rash. Other "down there" bits are fine with being shaved. The hairy shorts look is very, very BAD though, so if you're hirstute but want silky pins, you gotta shave all the way up!
    JGS wrote:
    Shaved monkey see, shaved monkey do.
    Indeed. A shaved "monkey" always goes down well. :wink: