Girls on this forum

SpaceBadger

DonDaddyD wrote:

Always Tyred wrote:

DonDaddyD wrote:

Are you a girl using this section in the forum?

If so please answer the following:

How long have you been commuting?
Where is your commute?
What bike do you have?
Do you SCR?
Have you been to the Mopeth, would you consider it, if not why not?
Outside of commuting do you ride a bike?
What colour are your eyes?
What is your inside leg measurement?
What do you like in a man?

I'll just smirk at all the comments leading in a distinctly smutty direction (got to love the word smut...or is that just me?) and actually answer the questions:
Been commuting for three years
I have a Trek 7.1 hybrid thingy (hangs head in shame and apologises profusely, it was a present so I have to use it for a while until I can safely buy a proper road bike without offending the present giver)
Would love to SCR but rarely see other folks on bikes except chavs hoodied up and cycling towards me in the middle of the road
I have never been to the Morpeth but only because of geography, would love to imbibe some beverages with you folk sometime
Yep, I ride my bike outside commuting but nowhere near sportive level!
I have blue eyes
Inside leg 34in
Ahem....best stop there methinks.

DonDaddyD

SpaceBadger wrote:

I'll just smirk at all the comments leading in a distinctly smutty direction (got to love the word smut...or is that just me?) and actually answer the questions:
Been commuting for three years
I have a Trek 7.1 hybrid thingy (hangs head in shame and apologises profusely, it was a present so I have to use it for a while until I can safely buy a proper road bike without offending the present giver)
Would love to SCR but rarely see other folks on bikes except chavs hoodied up and cycling towards me in the middle of the road
I have never been to the Morpeth but only because of geography, would love to imbibe some beverages with you folk sometime
Yep, I ride my bike outside commuting but nowhere near sportive level!
I have blue eyes
Inside leg 34in
Ahem....best stop there methinks.

Hang on your user name is space badger and your a girl, there has to be a joke in there somewhere, PLEASE!!!! That's right up there with buffy, beaver and Cedric...

Ahem << composes self >>

Thank you for answering the questions

Clever Pun

biondino wrote:

Totalnewbie wrote:

Do the girls get a say in this?!.

Ultimately the girls get the only say in this! Which is as it should be

you know, sometimes I think your feminine side is smashing the bejesus out of your manly side

biondino

What manly side? :shock:

DonDaddyD

Clever Pun wrote:

biondino wrote:

Totalnewbie wrote:

Do the girls get a say in this?!.

Ultimately the girls get the only say in this! Which is as it should be

you know, sometimes I think your feminine side is smashing the bejesus out of your manly side

I just assumed he was ghey... :shock:

greg66_tri_v2.0

Totalnewbie wrote:

Do the girls get a say in this?!

nb: calling girls/women ‘burds’. Prob not helping...

Nope. This place is crawling with hairy legged cave-dwelling morlocks. You'll be lucky if they tap you on the shoulder before belting you with their club (always wear a helmet - see?) and dragging you back to the cave.

greg66_tri_v2.0

SpaceBadger wrote:

I have never been to the Morpeth but only because of geography
...
I have blue eyes

Oh. Is that you in your avatar then? :shock:

Thank goodness for geography... :P

AndyManc

DonDaddyD isn't infact a real person , he's a cyber survey drone programmed to delve deep :shock:

DonDaddyD

AndyManc wrote:

DonDaddyD isn't infact a real person , he's a cyber survey drone programmed to delve deep :shock:

You sir are my new best friend!

LiTs is a catch - but will almost certainly discount you on one or more of the following grounds:

You're right (like all the other ladies on this site) Ms LiT is indeed a worthwhile catch.
I wouldn't discount/write me off Greg, anything is possible and I certainly have more skills than Don_Don. Anything is possible. But I'm not LiT's immediate type (tall, big and Aussie) and I love Mrs DonDaddyD dearly.

Hey Jax

ive been commuting since last autumn. 7 miles to work, via Bury New Rd, the ring rd, and to Whalley Range in Manchester.

Ive just got a brand new Dolce roadie but have not used it yet as i feel i need to practice a bit first. Ive been commuting on my sturdy decathlon hybrid up to now.

I LOVE to SCR! ...and hope to get a few more when i use my roadie!

what is "the Morpeth"??

yes i nip to the shops on my bike (have got rid of my car!!) and go on weekend bike rides, locally and away from home.

lost_in_thought

How long have you been commuting?
Nearly 4 years in London.

Where is your commute?
Ealing to Kensington and back.

What bike do you have?
Seriously, I think everyone knows the answer to that. If not see sig.

Do you SCR?
Is Salman Rushdie ex-directory?

Have you been to the Morpeth, would you consider it, if not why not?
Just a bit!

Outside of commuting do you ride a bike?
Yep.

What colour are your eyes?
Blue.

What is your inside leg measurement?
34-and-a-bit. Not for trousers, you understand, unless they're for wear with heels. That's the book method.

What do you like in a man?
Not telling! Being Aussie isn't a prerequisite though.

Oh and thanks to those who said I was a catch, I'm flattered. :oops:

always_tyred

jashburnham wrote:

Coriander wrote:

Rich158 wrote:

Coriander wrote:

23year old, blonde pony-tailed girl who wears skirts shorter than my knickers

Where????????

I come through SE London every day and I haven't seen her yet :?

I've always seen her when I turn off New Cross Road (or whatever it's called at the point you go straight on to Peckham or take the bus lane to the right to start going up the Old Kent Road.

Today it was about 9am. Not sure what time it usually is.

Public Sector! :roll:

Depends what time you finish.

hisoka

You know I looked at the list of questions and thought "nahhh, no one would answer this."
How wrong I was.
I agree, DDD is obvious just stalking everyone at once to choose out those he will assimilate into his ulimate plan of world domination
or he is just curious. One of the two.

don_don

DonDaddyD wrote:

You're right (like all the other ladies on this site) Ms LiT is indeed a worthwhile catch.
I wouldn't discount/write me off Greg, anything is possible and I certainly have more skills than Don_Don. Anything is possible. But I'm not LiT's immediate type (tall, big and Aussie) and I love Mrs DonDaddyD dearly.

Them's fightin words big D Care to write some love poetry and prove yourself????

Oh, and complimenting LiT, whilst off-handedly trying to include all the other ladies in the compliment, is a basic beginner's error

Must try harder 8)

BTW, welcome back to the fold GregT, I've missed you

Sewinman

DonDaddyD wrote:

Always Tyred wrote:

The closest we got was when LiT and Don_Don recreated the Benny Hill title sequence.

Come on lads MTFU

We can't leave the chatting up all to Sewinman we can do better than that. I joined this site, proper, back in August, LiT I think was single back then and still is... you guys need to get you mack on!

Sheesh, i'd do it myself, but I'm taken. :P

Just seen this - I would hardly describe falling on top of as chatting up! I skipped the small talk

londonlivvy

How long have you been commuting?
7 years.

Where is your commute?
Crystal Palace to Chiswick

What bike do you have?
I commute on a Specialized Sirrus Elite

Do you SCR?
When I can. But I rarely see any other bikes on my route. And I'm not very fast.

Have you been to the Morpeth, would you consider it, if not why not?
Not been. Would go, just haven't been free on any of the dates that I heard about.

Outside of commuting do you ride a bike?
Yes indeed. Marvellous things, bikes, especially out of town.

What colour are your eyes?
Blue.

What is your inside leg measurement?
As with LiT, 34 inch trousers. Heels are wonderful things.

What do you like in a man?
Usual stuff. Legs, brain, GSOH, bikes. And patience to wait for me. As mentioned above, I'm not very fast.

always_tyred

I'd like to make a couple of quite points:

Girls: DDD didn't ask about your inside leg measurements, eyes and preferences in men. I'd hate his gf to read this and force him into internet dating. I'd feel responsible.

Boys: The girls aren't listing their inside leg measurements, eye colour and preference in men for your benefit. They are talking amongst themselves. Think of it like the changing rooms at New Look (so I'm told).

Sewinman

Always Tyred wrote:

I'd like to make a couple of quite points:

Girls: DDD didn't ask about your inside leg measurements, eyes and preferences in men. I'd hate his gf to read this and force him into internet dating. I'd feel responsible.

Boys: The girls aren't listing their inside leg measurements, eye colour and preference in men for your benefit. They are talking amongst themselves. Think of it like the changing rooms at New Look (so I'm told).

To be honest I doubt most blokes are that interested in inside leg measurements and preferences in men! Eyes are of mild interest I suppose.

always_tyred

Sewinman wrote:

To be honest I doubt most blokes are that interested in inside leg measurements and preferences in men! Eyes are of mild interest I suppose.

Ahh, I think I see your problem.

Sewinman

Always Tyred wrote:

Sewinman wrote:

To be honest I doubt most blokes are that interested in inside leg measurements and preferences in men! Eyes are of mild interest I suppose.

Ahh, I think I see your problem.

What's that then?

I just can't imagine a mate of mine saying - "Hey mate, I am really impressed with X's inside leg measurements and you know what....she only bloody likes a man with a GSOH! Result!"

edhornby

Hey Jax wrote:

ive been commuting since last autumn. 7 miles to work, via Bury New Rd, the ring rd, and to Whalley Range in Manchester.

Ive just got a brand new Dolce roadie but have not used it yet as i feel i need to practice a bit first. Ive been commuting on my sturdy decathlon hybrid up to now.

I LOVE to SCR! ...and hope to get a few more when i use my roadie!

I commute from Prestwich along bury old road... I'm so tempted to just alter the route a little !!!

what time do you normally set off ??!?!! just to say hello of course - strictly no racing

EricaR

How long have you been commuting?
ages

Where is your commute?
Benton-> Wallsend (newcastle)

What bike do you have?
A grey one.. I think its a raleigh but i'll get a nicer one when I move jobs

Do you SCR?
Is that racing? no, because I only ever see charvers on my route who arent worth it (they do try tho)

Have you been to the Morpeth, would you consider it, if not why not?
I have been to the historic town of morpeth, 15 miles from here... bit random i take it you mean something else?

Outside of commuting do you ride a bike?
Yes, I use it to go everywhere, not on proper rides tho

What colour are your eyes?
green

What is your inside leg measurement?
36" but I am 6 foot tall!!

What do you like in a man?
I like my man to be my boyfriend

Hey Jax wrote:

ive been commuting since last autumn. 7 miles to work, via Bury New Rd, the ring rd, and to Whalley Range in Manchester.

OMG, my last name is whalley, didn;t know it was a place, just googled it and very impressed. I have decided I am going to visit at some point! Whats 'Whalley range' like?

fossyant

Coriander wrote:

Though took great delight in this morning once again scalping the 23year old, blonde pony-tailed girl who wears skirts shorter than my knickers on her red, front disc wheeled fixie. I get her at least twice each time I see her, coz as well as being a poseur (if she tosses that pony tail around once more I will kill her), she jumps red lights. Oh, and she's slow, but I might already have implied that..

I'm moving.....we don't get folk like that in Manchester.....blimey....... :shock:

itboffin

fossyant wrote:

Coriander wrote:

Though took great delight in this morning once again scalping the 23year old, blonde pony-tailed girl who wears skirts shorter than my knickers on her red, front disc wheeled fixie. I get her at least twice each time I see her, coz as well as being a poseur (if she tosses that pony tail around once more I will kill her), she jumps red lights. Oh, and she's slow, but I might already have implied that..

I'm moving.....we don't get folk like that in Manchester.....blimey....... :shock:

You sure? last time I was in Piccadilly I remember seeing some very short skirts.

Bassjunkieuk

Another classic DDD thread :-) Good reading just because I knew we'd get something go awry!

DDD - Whilst you may think LiT is a good catch I think you've got your words mixed up. I think you meant to say that she'd be difficult to catch ;-) Her tales of serial scalpage on the Uxbridge Road and through Acton are the stuff that the vikings write songs about :-)

Beer, anyone?

i wanna join in too... good to know a bit more about potential scalps.

How long have you been commuting?
just over a year

Where is your commute?
East end innit to west end ra ra ra

What bike do you have?
Cannondale Bad Boy (no shame no shame)

Do you SCR?
But of course.

Have you been to the Morpeth, would you consider it, if not why not?
No, but given my username I'm not shy. And I work not too far from it and am easily tempted...

Outside of commuting do you ride a bike?
But of course. Either on the Bad Boy or to get a bit muddy like. In fact I am flying to Central America first thing tomorrow morning for a cycling tour. So there.

What colour are your eyes?
Blue

What is your inside leg measurement?
Shorty

What do you like in a man?
His bike

Hey Jax

edhornby wrote:

Hey Jax wrote:

ive been commuting since last autumn. 7 miles to work, via Bury New Rd, the ring rd, and to Whalley Range in Manchester.

Ive just got a brand new Dolce roadie but have not used it yet as i feel i need to practice a bit first. Ive been commuting on my sturdy decathlon hybrid up to now.

I LOVE to SCR! ...and hope to get a few more when i use my roadie!

I commute from Prestwich along bury old road... I'm so tempted to just alter the route a little !!!

what time do you normally set off ??!?!! just to say hello of course - strictly no racing

7a.m.! ..
i sometimes come home via Bury old rd if i cant face those 3 darn hills!! say Hi if you see me!... or was that you that pulled alongside me at some lights on Trinity way, and nearly knocked me over before you managed to unclip? then proceeded to nearly get mowed down by a stupid motorist turning in and past us?

Hey Jax

EricaR wrote:

How long have you been commuting?
ages

Where is your commute?
Benton-> Wallsend (newcastle)

What bike do you have?
A grey one.. I think its a raleigh but i'll get a nicer one when I move jobs
like my man to be my boyfriend

Hey Jax wrote:

ive been commuting since last autumn. 7 miles to work, via Bury New Rd, the ring rd, and to Whalley Range in Manchester.

OMG, my last name is whalley, didn;t know it was a place, just googled it and very impressed. I have decided I am going to visit at some point! Whats 'Whalley range' like?

its quite "studenty" and a little rough around the edges...but friendly and up-and-coming. lots of cyclists and roads in decent condition

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=whalle ... =firefox-a

check out this link.

NGale

How long have you been commuting?
About 6 months (with a break due to an injury after being knocked off my bike by a police car!)

Where is your commute?
12 mile round from one side of Exeter to the other

What bike do you have?
At the moment a LandRover MTB but soon to be a Trek 7.5 FX WSD

Do you SCR?
I will be!!

Have you been to the Morpeth, would you consider it, if not why not?
Anything north of Middlesbrough is heathen country

Outside of commuting do you ride a bike?
I ride to Sea Cadets and Scouts, but it's a bit of a trek to cycle to Okehampton for St John

What colour are your eyes?
Blue

What is your inside leg measurement?
don't know but I am an odd size, long in the leg short in the body

What do you like in a man?
If the man is Daniel Craig then where do I start? :P Otherwise there is no one 'type' of man that I lean towards as long as they aren't a complete numpty or member of the BNP

edhornby

Hey Jax wrote:

7a.m.! ..
i sometimes come home via Bury old rd if i cant face those 3 darn hills!! say Hi if you see me!... or was that you that pulled alongside me at some lights on Trinity way, and nearly knocked me over before you managed to unclip? then proceeded to nearly get mowed down by a stupid motorist turning in and past us?

trinity way, no... I ride from past the MEN arena, either an MTB or a red framed fixed wheel (when the bleedin LBS do the respray!!) usually about 5.30 or 6pm on the way home.... 7am no chance !