Girls on this forum
DonDaddyD
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Are you a girl using this section in the forum?
If so please answer the following:
How long have you been commuting?
Where is your commute?
What bike do you have?
Do you SCR?
Have you been to the Mopeth, would you consider it, if not why not?
Outside of commuting do you ride a bike?
If so please answer the following:
How long have you been commuting?
Where is your commute?
What bike do you have?
Do you SCR?
Have you been to the Mopeth, would you consider it, if not why not?
Outside of commuting do you ride a bike?
Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
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This isn't a weird thread at all :shock:
I think you missed out what's your star sign and where do you live :shock: :PRule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
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Coriander wrote:Why?
Like my ethnicity question, I'm curious.
I threw in the Mopeth question to lighten the tone.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
How long have you been commuting? Not long - got bike at beginning of Feb, only managed it 5 times since - I blame holiday, funeral, and house-moving. Will be back on the saddle in a week or so.
Where is your commute? Bristol, Totterdown to Almondsbury/Aztec West
What bike do you have? Specialized Vita Sport
Do you SCR? Not yet!
Have you been to the Mopeth, would you consider it, if not why not? Whassat then?
Outside of commuting do you ride a bike? The same bike to pop into town or go see mates, yep, and plan some longer rides this summer
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But, for what it's worth
I've been commuting for almost two years, though am very sporadic.
I go from SE London to the Mall.
I have a Specalized Tricross Sport
Do I SCR??? Hahaha - don't you have to be able to overtake people to SCR? Actually, I do, and I do overtake people, though not many. Though took great delight in this morning once again scalping the 23year old, blonde pony-tailed girl who wears skirts shorter than my knickers on her red, front disc wheeled fixie. I get her at least twice each time I see her, coz as well as being a poseur (if she tosses that pony tail around once more I will kill her), she jumps red lights. Oh, and she's slow, but I might already have implied that.
I do go to the Morpeth on Fridays when the group meets if I'm free.
And yes, when it's not bitingly cold/wet/blustery I try to do a 30-50 mile ride at least once every other weekend.0 -
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itboffin wrote:This isn't a weird thread at all :shock:
I think you missed out what's your star sign and where do you live :shock: :P
I'd watch it if I were you.
He's going to do sexuality next.
They you're going to have some explaining to do.
ITB: "I think you've missed a couple of categories from the poll..." :twisted:0 -
Coriander wrote:23year old, blonde pony-tailed girl who wears skirts shorter than my knickers
Where????????
I come through SE London every day and I haven't seen her yet :?pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................
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Coriander wrote:23year old, blonde pony-tailed girl who wears skirts shorter than my knickers
Are we talking the old "apple catchers" here?Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.
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Coriander wrote:
I'm pretty sure the place to start would be with a telephone.
But WTF is "cod yox"? Some form of hideous plague? Personal hygiene issues that knock the birds from the trees? Rhyming slang for "odd socks"? Something worse?0 -
Robmanic1 wrote:Coriander wrote:23year old, blonde pony-tailed girl who wears skirts shorter than my knickers
Are we talking the old "apple catchers" here?
Oh dear, that didn't go well, I seem to have implied you wear red knickers, of course I could have no way of knowing this (shuffles towards the nearest door). :oops:Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.
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Erm guys, (Corrie and Greg) do you two want to get a room, converse over PM or something... thread had a purpose...
In anycase, Greg you want to treat ladies with more respect what about your daughter when she grows up, rides a Cervelo like 'Daddy'. Do you want some 50+yr old Lawyer perving over her when she's all Assos lycra bib and jersey wearing? (That's why I plan to only have sons...)Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Robmanic1 wrote:Robmanic1 wrote:Coriander wrote:23year old, blonde pony-tailed girl who wears skirts shorter than my knickers
Are we talking the old "apple catchers" here?
Oh dear, that didn't go well, I seem to have implied you wear red knickers, of course I could have no way of knowing this (shuffles towards the nearest door). :oops:
Lol - no worries, as i have no idea what 'apple catchers' are. Care to explain...??
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Rich158 wrote:Coriander wrote:23year old, blonde pony-tailed girl who wears skirts shorter than my knickers
Where????????
I come through SE London every day and I haven't seen her yet :?
I've always seen her when I turn off New Cross Road (or whatever it's called at the point you go straight on to Peckham or take the bus lane to the right to start going up the Old Kent Road.
Today it was about 9am. Not sure what time it usually is.0 -
Greg66 wrote:Coriander wrote:
I'm pretty sure the place to start would be with a telephone.
But WTF is "cod yox"? Some form of hideous plague? Personal hygiene issues that knock the birds from the trees? Rhyming slang for "odd socks"? Something worse?
Cod yox was a term I was introduced to at university when a friend described his new girlfriend as having cod yox. Aparently it's a technical term (cod yeux) to describe bulgy eyes!!0 -
Coriander wrote:Cod yox was a term I was introduced to at university when a friend described his new girlfriend as having cod yox. Aparently it's a technical term (cod yeux) to describe bulgy eyes!!
Probably explains the short skirt thing, to draw attention away from her bulging yox :shock:Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.
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Coriander wrote:Rich158 wrote:Coriander wrote:23year old, blonde pony-tailed girl who wears skirts shorter than my knickers
Where????????
I come through SE London every day and I haven't seen her yet :?
I've always seen her when I turn off New Cross Road (or whatever it's called at the point you go straight on to Peckham or take the bus lane to the right to start going up the Old Kent Road.
Today it was about 9am. Not sure what time it usually is.
Awwwww I stop at Greenwich
I might have to go straight on at Deptford tomorow 
pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................
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Fixed that for you DDD.DonDaddyD wrote:Are you a girl using this section in the forum?
If so please answer the following:
How long have you been commuting?
Where is your commute?
What bike do you have?
Do you SCR?
Have you been to the Mopeth, would you consider it, if not why not?
Outside of commuting do you ride a bike?
What colour are your eyes?
What is your inside leg measurement?
What do you like in a man?0 -
Coriander wrote:Rich158 wrote:Coriander wrote:23year old, blonde pony-tailed girl who wears skirts shorter than my knickers
Where????????
I come through SE London every day and I haven't seen her yet :?
I've always seen her when I turn off New Cross Road (or whatever it's called at the point you go straight on to Peckham or take the bus lane to the right to start going up the Old Kent Road.
Today it was about 9am. Not sure what time it usually is.
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Always Tyred wrote:
Fixed that for you DDD.DonDaddyD wrote:Are you a girl using this section in the forum?
If so please answer the following:
How long have you been commuting?
Where is your commute?
What bike do you have?
Do you SCR?
Have you been to the Mopeth, would you consider it, if not why not?
Outside of commuting do you ride a bike?
What colour are your eyes?
What is your inside leg measurement?
What do you like in a man?
I wonder if any of the burds on bikeradar have ever actually hooked up with any of the guys on this site.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
The closest we got was when LiT and Don_Don recreated the Benny Hill title sequence.DonDaddyD wrote:Always Tyred wrote:
Fixed that for you DDD.DonDaddyD wrote:Are you a girl using this section in the forum?
If so please answer the following:
How long have you been commuting?
Where is your commute?
What bike do you have?
Do you SCR?
Have you been to the Mopeth, would you consider it, if not why not?
Outside of commuting do you ride a bike?
What colour are your eyes?
What is your inside leg measurement?
What do you like in a man?
I wonder if any of the burds on bikeradar have ever actually hooked up with any of the guys on this site.0 -
Always Tyred wrote:The closest we got was when LiT and Don_Don recreated the Benny Hill title sequence.
Come on lads MTFU
We can't leave the chatting up all to Sewinman we can do better than that. I joined this site, proper, back in August, LiT I think was single back then and still is... you guys need to get you mack on!
Sheesh, i'd do it myself, but I'm taken. :PFood Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Do the girls get a say in this?!
nb: calling girls/women ‘burds’. Prob not helping...0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:
Sheesh, i'd do it myself, but I'm taken. :P
Hey - now I'm all for backing myself and talking a big game but when it comes down to lady wrestling all the normal rules just don't apply.
LiTs is a catch - but will almost certainly discount you on one or more of the following grounds:
When you are a young man and full of vinegar all the girls you fancy dig Bastards - fact.
By the time they work out that bastards treat them bad they try out guys like you - but they don't want that - they want you but different - putting down the seat, not coming home steaming, no porn before lunch that type of stuff. They bin you for a minor indiscretion
Later when they HAVE to close a deal to prevent their hardening eggs going off they become barracudas and will cull the weak and speccy (you know who you are) to support their master race plans.
After this you are in divorce territory which just involves more crying and other men's children......Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
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Totalnewbie wrote:Do the girls get a say in this?!
nb: calling girls/women ‘burds’. Prob not helping...
I said chatting up, I didn't specify success or failure. Can't blame a dude for trying. Can't hate on a burd for saying 'no!'.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Greg T wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
Sheesh, i'd do it myself, but I'm taken. :P
Hey - now I'm all for backing myself and talking a big game but when it comes down to lady wrestling all the normal rules just don't apply.
LiTs is a catch - but will almost certainly discount you on one or more of the following grounds:
When you are a young man and full of vinegar all the girls you fancy dig Bastards - fact.
By the time they work out that bastards treat them bad they try out guys like you - but they don't want that - they want you but different - putting down the seat, not coming home steaming, no porn before lunch that type of stuff. They bin you for a minor indiscretion
Later when they HAVE to close a deal to prevent their hardening eggs going off they become barracudas and will cull the weak and speccy (you know who you are) to support their master race plans.
After this you are in divorce territory which just involves more crying and other men's children......
I'm good looking. My Mum told me so!Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Greg T wrote:they want you but different
Hmmm, not my ex-wife she wanted someone completely different, a woman in fact.
And she said after me she'd never want another man............oh, hang on! :oops:Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.
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Totalnewbie wrote:Do the girls get a say in this?!.
Ultimately the girls get the only say in this! Which is as it should be 0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:I'm good looking. My Mum told me so!
I am gorgeous and frankly it has been nothing but a burden to me. The Paparazzi - the unwlecoime attention in public - it gets to after a whileRobManiac1 wrote:Hmmm, not my ex-wife she wanted someone completely different, a woman in fact
She didn't leave any video cameras / large format image files around did she?Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
What would Thora Hurd do?0
