If your bike was
il_principe
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If your bike was a person (celeb or "type" like fireman, prince etc) what would it look like.
Clever Pun's Condor:
Greg's Cervelo:
My Prince (apparently)
Clever Pun's Condor:
Greg's Cervelo:
My Prince (apparently)
- 2023 Vielo V+1
- 2022 Canyon Aeroad CFR
- 2020 Canyon Ultimate CF SLX
- Strava
- On the Strand
- Crown Stables
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heh is that what you feel like with the downtube shifters? can't say i'm wild on them in traffic and mine are dura ace jobies....0
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My bike isn't so much as a person as it is a thing, a beautiful thing forged by virgin elves, in the the heart of a star and stiffened and cooled by the all consuming coldness of a black whole.
Some say that the original mold still beats warm like a life giving heart nothing less can be considered as a gift for the Gods:
Behold Mjolnir:
And just like the Mjolnir in Marvel comics, my bike is inscribed with the following enchantment:
Whomsoever rides this bike, if he be worthy, shall be bestowed the power of Laurence
8)Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
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FCN 2-4.
"What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
"It stays down, Daddy."
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The Singlecross
The F55
Short hairy legged roadie FCN 4 or 5 in my baggies.
Felt F55 - 2007
Specialized Singlecross - 2008
Marin Rift Zone - 1998
Peugeot Tourmalet - 1983 - taken more hits than Mohammed Ali0 -
old red i've been thinking, and the closest i can think of is (which isn't a person but does talk is KITT http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KITT
looked very cool at the time, but now looks it's age!0 -
The viner would be this:
Italian, good-looking and very fast...
Hey DDD had a thing!
I'm allowed...0 -
As much as I would love your Viner I would prefer the Lambo, sorry!Short hairy legged roadie FCN 4 or 5 in my baggies.
Felt F55 - 2007
Specialized Singlecross - 2008
Marin Rift Zone - 1998
Peugeot Tourmalet - 1983 - taken more hits than Mohammed Ali0 -
Feltup wrote:As much as I would love your Viner I would prefer the Lambo, sorry!
That's OK, it is a damn fine-lookin' automobile! One day... one day...0 -
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lost_in_thought wrote:Hey DDD had a thing!
I'm allowed...
I've completely an utterly gone off Bianchi's. The 2008 range was as perfect as a bike can get. The 09 range looks comical and over priced.
Oh and Greg66 is right, :PFood Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Errrr it's a murcielago... murcielago roadster, no less.
Italian design, daaaaaahlings.
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lost_in_thought wrote:Errrr it's a murcielago ... murcielago roadster, no less.
Italian design, daaaaaahlings.
The clue's in the name 0 -
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lost_in_thought wrote:Errrr it's a murcielago... murcielago roadster, no less.
Italian design, daaaaaahlings.
GREAT! Now I'm going to have to hang myself because I've been corrected about a car by a girl!
Thanks a bunch LiT!
<< runs off screaming >>Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
lost_in_thought wrote:The viner would be this:
Italian, good-looking and very fast...
I can think of a better fit for that description...0 -
Oh for goodness sake. :roll:
Come on, Olivia. DO try to keep up!
AUDI!
They own Lambo. Have done for a while. The V10 in the Gallardo is in a couple of the Audi S-cars. And the latest R8.
You must realise that the Germans confine the Italians to designing the bits that leak and break, surely?
Actually, maybe the Canadians have been taking lessons from the Italians :x :x0 -
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Greg66 wrote:Oh for goodness sake. :roll:
Come on, Olivia. DO try to keep up!
AUDI!
They own Lambo. Have done for a while. The V10 in the Gallardo is in a couple of the Audi S-cars. And the latest R8.
Ahhh well you should have put anag. in somewhere, shouldn't you?!
I was aware of that yes....0 -
The Trek is so unremarkable in any way that I can't think of anything even remotely appropriate or amusing. How about:
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biondino wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:The viner would be this:
Italian, good-looking and very fast...
I can think of a better fit for that description...
What? Do tell...0 -
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I think the Bowery would have to be this:
Entirely unremarkable from the outside but with an awesome engine. 0 -
Yeah but that is Australian!
Done it again, foot mouth etcShort hairy legged roadie FCN 4 or 5 in my baggies.
Felt F55 - 2007
Specialized Singlecross - 2008
Marin Rift Zone - 1998
Peugeot Tourmalet - 1983 - taken more hits than Mohammed Ali0 -
biondino wrote:Oh come now
*ahem*
Psssst. I think she's bumped her head this afternoon. She's not thinking straight. I bet those "beautiful eyes" that PRJ45 spoke of in his account of the Massacre at Chiswick Roundabout are looking at each other right now... 0 -
Greg66 wrote:You must realise that the Germans confine the Italians to designing the bits that leak and break, surely?
Actually, maybe the Canadians have been taking lessons from the Italians :x :x
Ahhhhh I'm glad I haven't ordered a canadian bike.... maybe your cervelo is this:
The hockey player was OK before anyone accuses me of being distasteful. I never do that. Except for heather mills jokes.0 -
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