Off topic film ideas please

linsen
linsen Posts: 1,959
edited February 2009 in Commuting chat
We have been given some free film rentals for Chiristmas

Now have to choose films I want to see

I have to choose 5

Any ideas? (on the whole I watch films to entertain me, not make me scared or miserable)

Cheers
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    linsen wrote:
    We have been given some free film rentals for Christmas

    Now have to choose films I want to see

    I have to choose 5

    Any ideas? (on the whole I watch films to entertain me, not make me scared or miserable)

    Cheers

    Erm who gave you that as a present???
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  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    why?

    Is it such a weird thing to get?
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  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    linsen wrote:
    We have been given some free film rentals for Chiristmas

    Now have to choose films I want to see

    I have to choose 5

    Any ideas? (on the whole I watch films to entertain me, not make me scared or miserable)

    Cheers
    Reservoir Dogs, the kids will just love to jig along to the sound track with you. You can teach them the "pouring petrol over the one eared man tied to a chair" dance. Gerry Rafferty crosses the generational gap.

    And V-for-Vendetta, obviously.
  • don_don
    don_don Posts: 1,007
    The Big Lebowski

    Raising Arizona

    Belleville Rendezvous (if you can rent it)

    Naked Lunch (if you don't mind wierd (and I mean wierd) movies)

    Jarhead (if you don't mind war movies, although this one is not like most..)

    Sorted....

    BTW that last one isn't a film :wink:
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Adaptation
    Happiness - not the awful Will Smith movie but the Todd Solondz one
    The Constant Gardener
    No Country for Old Men
    The Bourne Trilogy

    Or just start hiring The Wire season 1, you'll be addicted after a few episodes, greatest TV drama of the last few years.
  • alfablue
    alfablue Posts: 8,497
    Or just start hiring The Wire season 1, you'll be addicted after a few episodes, greatest TV drama of the last few years.
    close run thing with The Sopranos.
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    alfablue wrote:
    Or just start hiring The Wire season 1, you'll be addicted after a few episodes, greatest TV drama of the last few years.
    close run thing with The Sopranos.

    Mmmm, but the quality of the writing on the Wire is far superior... it's almost Shakespearean. I know that sounds ridiculous but it really is that good. Generation Kill is also wonderful.
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    linsen wrote:
    We have been given some free film rentals for Chiristmas

    Now have to choose films I want to see

    I have to choose 5

    Any ideas? (on the whole I watch films to entertain me, not make me scared or miserable)

    Cheers
    Reservoir Dogs, the kids will just love to jig along to the sound track with you. You can teach them the "pouring petrol over the one eared man tied to a chair" dance. Gerry Rafferty crosses the generational gap.

    And V-for-Vendetta, obviously.
    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - just because its a work of art and even the imperfections are just right.
    Another vote for the Big L.
    And Sex in the City - once Mr. L has watched the other 4, you'll want something to watch yourself.
  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    Happy Gilmore
    Cannonball Run
    Flash Gordon
    The Replacements
    Twin Town
    Blazing Saddles
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    cjcp wrote:
    Happy Gilmore
    Cannonball Run
    Flash Gordon
    The Replacements
    Twin Town
    Blazing Saddles
    :lol::lol:
    The Jerk.
    The Man with Two Brains.
    Carry on Camping.
  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    cjcp wrote:
    Happy Gilmore
    Cannonball Run
    Flash Gordon
    The Replacements
    Twin Town
    Blazing Saddles
    :lol::lol:
    The Jerk.
    The Man with Two Brains.
    Carry on Camping.

    Steve Martin is a genius. Which remind me: Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • +1 for Man with two Brains - a classic! All of Me - equally good :D
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    cjcp wrote:
    cjcp wrote:
    Happy Gilmore
    Cannonball Run
    Flash Gordon
    The Replacements
    Twin Town
    Blazing Saddles
    :lol::lol:
    The Jerk.
    The Man with Two Brains.
    Carry on Camping.

    Steve Martin is a genius. Which remind me: Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
    No, Leonard Rossiter or John Cleese are geniuses. Steve Martin is passably good a gurning.
  • If I had to choose 5 I would have:

    Gosford Park (possibly not for the kids)
    Clockwork Orange (not for the kids)
    The Incredibles (For the kids)(If you don't have it already)
    Sonnenallee (Just for you)
    Memoirs of a Geisha...
  • prj45
    prj45 Posts: 2,208
    Feel good movie?

    Spirited Away
    Time Bandits
    Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy (the BBC series)
    Papillion (well, a bit up and down that one, you can close your eyes when he pulls his rotten tooth out)
    Shawshank Redemption (sorry, bit of cliché but it is a good film)
  • _Brun_
    _Brun_ Posts: 1,740
    Control. Although it might be a bit grim if you watch it without knowing the ending.

    When leaving the cinema in I was quite tempted to utter 'I never saw that coming'. Ian Curtis, Anthony Wilson RIP.
  • Ooooh brun I saw your ad!

    Very good it is too.
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    5 is too few a number.

    Some films haven't even been mentioned yet. There's all the lassie films for starters.
  • ChrisLS
    ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    Atonement

    Black Hawk Down

    In Bruges

    Donny Darko

    A Very Long Engagement
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...
  • If you don't mind subtitles
    BattleRoyale - not scary but very violent and bloody
    City of God - hmm a lot of violence in this one too but not as much as above
    Tampopo - Don't watch if you don't like seeing animals killed (for food...and sex) on screen
    Eat Drink Man Woman - No violence! Make sure you watch while eating some Chinese food
    Amores Peros - Contains violence (incl dogs being killed)
  • ince
    ince Posts: 289
    Pan's Labyrinth
    Mirrormask
    Casshern

    All three visualy stunning films.

    Akira - i just love this classic manga
    Little Miss Sunshine - Made me laugh, great film.
  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    Its not a movie but try and get the DVD of the first series of 'The Wire'...its friggin awesome.
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    alfablue wrote:
    Or just start hiring The Wire season 1, you'll be addicted after a few episodes, greatest TV drama of the last few years.
    close run thing with The Sopranos.

    the wire is better... all 5 series are great...


    at to films to entertain (not scare or challenge)
    Repo Man
    Zoolander
    Anchorman
    Ironman
    Bad taste :lol:

    5 Random foreign films (worth checking out, not remakes)
    Let the Right one in
    Shaolin Soccer
    Ong Bak
    Night Watch also Day Watch
    Battle Royal
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    linoue wrote:
    If you don't mind subtitles
    BattleRoyale - not scary but very violent and bloody
    City of God - hmm a lot of violence in this one too but not as much as above
    Tampopo - Don't watch if you don't like seeing animals killed (for food...and sex) on screen
    Eat Drink Man Woman - No violence! Make sure you watch while eating some Chinese food
    Amores Peros - Contains violence (incl dogs being killed)

    translates to life's a bit<h.. damn good film that

    reminded me of Requiem for a dream.

    oh yes City of God, fine film that
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  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Bad taste :lol:

    Is that the early Peter Jackson film? The one with the aliens, the eating of their own chunder and the inadvertently sheep being blown to kingdom come with a rocket launcher?
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    This thread is brilliant for my Lovefilm list! :D
  • ride_whenever
    ride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    Braindead: early peter jackson, hilarious zombie film, inc. zombies shagging.
    Kung Fu Hustle: One of my favourite tongue in cheek kung fu films.
    Shoot 'em up: Gritty and funny first time i saw it i was like OMG OMG OMG!
    Delicatesen (sp) dark, quite amusing
    Firefly and serenity (watch the tv series first then the film really really good)
  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    I realise the problem I hav ehere is that I have asked a load of blokes (Li excepted) to recommend films

    :?
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    cjcp wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Bad taste :lol:

    Is that the early Peter Jackson film? The one with the aliens, the eating of their own chunder and the inadvertently sheep being blown to kingdom come with a rocket launcher?

    yes, yes it is... you seen the 2nd one Brain Dead? the bit with the lawnmower is possibly the funniest goriest thing I've ever seen :lol:
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    linsen wrote:
    I realise the problem I hav ehere is that I have asked a load of blokes (Li excepted) to recommend films

    :?

    40 first dates
    The Piano
    what happens in vegas
    sleepless in seattle
    Wall -E

    there, happy now?

    :lol:
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