The Office 'Christmas Do' Thread

DavidBelcher

SCR Pedro wrote:

In the unemployment sector, christmas parties are usually a donut from the bakery and a cup of coffee whilst filling out endless job application forms.

Sounds much like me, this time last year (Doughnuts??? Luxury!!).

David

Mark Alexander

The party went well a good time was had, but I got mugged on the way home.

hisoka

Sort of got an office "do" this coming Wednesday. Going to a nice restuarant (not expensive really, but nice) and I think it is a civilised sit down meal.
Not doing the bar hopping afterwards though if others are.

Johnny G

spen666 wrote:

Baaah Humbug


Didn't go to ours


Spend enough time with my bosses without going in my own time & at my expense to a restaurant they chose and eating sh*t food

+2. Ours was on Saturday. Didn't go - again. Rather go out with friends!

redvee

Going to an Italian restaurant followed by a visit to 2 lapdancing clubs with free entry to both and free drinks in one, on friday night.

drewfromrisca

I got 2 cracking stories from past parties.

On one I got so pi$$ed that I ended up wearing womens clothes that I had found god knows where and walking around with my nuts hanging out. I then watched my friend kick down the door to the hotel we were staying and shout out to me "RIGHT THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO SHA6 THE AR$E OFF HER" and proceeded to enter the room of the office bike! I thought it would be a good idea to watch from the window outside but then proceeded to fall off the window sill I was perched on and fall about 8 foot dow, landed on the top of a fence and fall the other side of the hotel grounds into a graveyard...this hotel was slap bang in the middle of nowhere in a rural part of Wales. So I then started walking around trying to find my way back, bearing in mind I'm in a pair of jeans and wearing a bra, oh and its about -1, I then remember finding a large rock in the middle of a field, sit down and fall asleep. God knows how long later I can hear my name being called out and then the sound of sheep baaing...yea i know i'm welsh, my friend has found me after searching all nite for me, in a field surrounded by a flock of sheep!?!?!?? he then carries me back to our room and tries warming me up for me to fall over and land on a cabinet and smash it to smitherenes!!!

The second episode is after I joined the police and as a bit of a xmas celebration we went to a local pub and each shift had to do a little skit of music, so my sergeant chose rocky horror picture show and i was dr frankeinrieter. again after a little too much to drink i donned my outfit which originally was a pair of shorts with a basque and a wig but no, i took it one step further!!!
I had a crapload of make up on, the basque, stocking and suspenders and a thong borrowed off an ex!!! I made my entrance wearing an old style bobbies cape so the full outfit was concealed until i timed it just right to coincide with the music and unveil my wares...literally...to be fair the place was in stitches but i totally forgot about the dance routine and proceeded to stand in the middle of the stage with my arms raised shouting "Yeah...can you see my balls!?!?"

It went well up to the point I tried to put my tongue in the inspectors ear!!!

Still it made everyone laugh and still gets commented on when i see old work colleagues!!!

singlespeedexplosif

Baaah Humbug


Didn't go to ours


Spend enough time with my bosses without going in my own time & at my expense to a restaurant they chose and eating sh*t food

+1

I work with a bunch of miserable academic "......." at a north west university
...and another +1