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  • I mean the guy sounds likes a bit of an anus but the unwritten book of the cycle commute takes a while to get to grips with. I mean when i was a young whipper snapper and first moved into Scotland's big smoke i am sure i pi**ed off a good few seasoned veterans. Just pedal on, enjoy burning passed the rest of the traffic and save the rage for when that twat in the hackney cuts you up and parks his/her FAT ass in the advanced stop line :x . They will be first against the wall when the revolution comes. The fatties who jump the cue will be way down the cue!! :D
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  • jedster wrote:
    now here's a proper topic for a thread - pie-eating.

    Fact: pies are the food of the gods
    Issue: but which pies are the first among equals?

    I'm going to put pork pies to one side - they are clearly magnificient but in a different category (really a different food group) to

    a) steak and kidney as suggested by woody. The traditional option and no worse for that.
    b) chicken and mushroom - nice for a change but doesn't really punch the full meaty button
    c) cheese and onion - one for the vegies
    d) turkey and asparagus - bit poncy but good
    e) steak and guinness - ooooh, now you're talking

    peckish, moi?

    J

    :shock: :shock: :shock: I'm amazed that nobody from London has done the honourable thing and upset those from out of London by being London centric and INSISTING that the only pie worth eating is the mince meat variety that comes with mash and green liquor yum yum. In a white tile and marble environment with tea that only pie and mash shops can serve.

    Damn, I'm really hungry for double pie and mash now... :evil:
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  • I tend to make my own pies... today's mince pie was an exception as I saw it and thought 'I immediately require that small, sweet pie'.

    So I can be a bit more imaginative!

    My current favourite, therefore, is leftover chicken jalfrezi pie, closely followed by leftover roast lamb with gravy and vegetable, and various other concoctions...

    mmm pie....
  • By the mother in law. Your brave arnt you.
    She makes very good pastry, thank you. And it's nowhere near as brave as the fact that I live with the in-laws. ;)

    On the issue of pie supremacy: All pies are equal, but some are more equal than others.
  • fossyant
    fossyant Posts: 2,549
    Chill dude - folk will always jump to the front of a queue...... I blitzed a fella on a Carbon Scott CR1 on my slicked up MTB (with mudguards and a big rucksack) - boy was he unhappy - he jumped traffic and rode like an idiot - me just stayed with the traffic, riding normally and soon caught him... He then sped off into a pedestrian/cyclist subway to negotiate an island at over 25 mph - me - just stayed on the road - I was sat at the traffic lights at the other side by the time he came out...... Then he jumped the next set of lights.... I waited..... long 1 mile climb coming.... got him back in sight at the top..... could have chased at this point but I was turning off by then....

    So it's not just pie eaters...it's anyone !!!! (PS I am a roadie...didn''t tell him that) :twisted:

    Not so good if you see this fella on a regular basis - he may recognise you at some point..... :shock:
  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    When my girlfriend is away I always get Fray Bentos in - the pot noodle of pies.


    Oh and I HATE people cutting me up at lights - I got their first and I overtook you easily - will a headstart help?
  • chuckcork
    chuckcork Posts: 1,471
    While I hate the cutting in front at lights, its when they get so far forward they actually cannot see the lights change that gets me.

    Whats the point of being 0.5 seconds riding time further ahead if you're still standing there bewildered as to what is going on?

    As for those with fancy road clip in systems who jump in front and then take ages to clip and and start moving at a sensible speed while wobbling all over the place....?
    'Twas Mulga Bill, from Eaglehawk, that caught the cycling craze....
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    chuckcork wrote:
    Whats the point of being 0.5 seconds riding time further ahead if you're still standing there bewildered as to what is going on?

    Its like the drivers who, while the lights are red, keep creeping forwards slowly over the line instead of just stopping and waiting, then when the lights go green, they take ages to get going. What's the point!
    tardie wrote:
    When my girlfriend is away I always get Fray Bentos in - the pot noodle of pies.

    I had a Fray Bentos tonight. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm :D
  • croggy
    croggy Posts: 116
    Best pies in The Universe:
    http://www.huntersofhelmsley.com/
    :D
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    In answer to 'Who ate all the pies?'


    http://www.itvlocal.com/west/newsextra/ ... oid=259793
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    I tend to make my own pies... today's mince pie was an exception as I saw it and thought 'I immediately require that small, sweet pie'.

    So I can be a bit more imaginative!

    My current favourite, therefore, is leftover chicken jalfrezi pie, closely followed by leftover roast lamb with gravy and vegetable, and various other concoctions...

    mmm pie....

    Are you a Charlton Athletic fan? Remember those heady premiership days and eating Balti Pie at The Valley....I am a very sad panda since they went to pot.

    Anyway - back to pie: http://www.pieminister.co.uk/

    Best pie's in the world! They have online ordering and delivery too, and it is only 10 mins from my pad!!!!!!
  • linoue wrote:
    Where can I get a good pork pie in London? Does such a place exist?

    Yes - London exists.
    Chocolate makes your clothes shrink
  • linoue wrote:
    Where can I get a good pork pie in London? Does such a place exist?

    Yes - London exists.
    If you need a map:
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  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    Mince pies are most confusing.

    I had a mince pie the other day, but it was beef mince. I also like mince(meat) pies, which obviously contain no beef.

    My favourite pie at the moment are the pork, cheese and pickle pies from waitrose. mmmmmmmpies
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  • Eat My Dust
    Eat My Dust Posts: 3,965
    C'mon Scottish folks. Are you saying you don't like macaroni pies?!?!?! I can't believe it!
  • Pork Pies are the food of the Gods. Thats why Jehovah banned the Hebrews from eating pork so he could eat all the pies, and thats the truth...
  • mcmullej
    mcmullej Posts: 136
    edited November 2008
    Daniel B wrote:
    I just ate a mince pie.

    I am a pie-eater.

    Bit early for them isn't it?

    I try and cram as many as I can in a short period of time either side of Christmas.

    Dan

    Nope. Mince Pies are not just for Christmas.

    August to February is all Mince Pie Season.

    Can't beat home-made. M&S, Waitrose etc all very good as you would expect.

    *$'s super expensive ones are v good too.


    ---Edit--- Mice Pie is for cats. ---Edit---
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    If you think mince pies are confusing, try figuring out the difference between sweetmeats and sweetbreads. I have made this mistake.
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,459
    mcmullej wrote:
    Daniel B wrote:
    I just ate a mince pie.

    I am a pie-eater.

    Bit early for them isn't it?

    I try and cram as many as I can in a short period of time either side of Christmas.

    Dan

    Nope. Mince Pies are not just for Christmas.

    August to February is all Mice Pie Season.

    Can't beat home-made. M&S, Waitrose etc all very good as you would expect.

    *$'s super expensive ones are v good too.


    Mice Pie????
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