What's your favourite put down?

Littigator

Inspired by Honafanatic's "You're ace you are. I wish I was as ace as you!" genius

What's everyone else's favourite put down for driver idiots or any road users for that matter. No swearing allowed!

lost_in_thought

Littigator wrote:

Inspired by Honafanatic's "You're ace you are. I wish I was as ace as you!" genius

What's everyone else's favourite put down for driver idiots or any road users for that matter. No swearing allowed!

Well that's ruined almost all of mine...

daniel_b

"I would love to continue this battle of wits, but I can see your unarmed"

From a film, the title escapes me, could even be the Princess Bride.

Jen J

Daniel B wrote:

"I would love to continue this battle of wits, but I can see your unarmed"

From a film, the title escapes me, could even be the Princess Bride.

Great fim

Surely the only acceptable put down is a hefty scalping, be it bike/car/man/horse/dog (?)

Jen J

I can only ever think of decent put downs after the event, so I'm sure once this thread has died a death, I'll think of loads...

Clever Pun

your momma

I don't really use it; it's an age old insult that still makes me giggle.

hondafanatic

Clever Pun wrote:

your momma

I don't really use it; it's an age old insult that still makes me giggle.

Except that the odd time my mates have used that, my reply is normally along the lines of;

"Well, my mum's 64, you're 30, good result for her i'd say"

hondafanatic

Daniel B wrote:

"I would love to continue this battle of wits, but I can see your unarmed"

From a film, the title escapes me, could even be the Princess Bride.

I've not heard that one but I will use at my earliest opportunity.

And seeing as I'm about to do battle in Lancaster City centre in about five minutes, i'd give it about 5 minutes 10 seconds before i get to use it.

Feltup

I do keep meaning to carry some specsavers flyers.

secretsam

Ugly and stupid, that's a killer combination.

Then run like hell...

Jen J

'Suck my fat one you cheap dimestore hood'

Ok, wouldn't exactly work for me...but I like it...

lost_in_thought

My favourite put-down I've heard, but never used. Off topic a bit!

Woman: You're drunk!
Churchill: And madam, you are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

An oldie, I grant you, but it makes me smile every time...

secretsam

Jen J wrote:

'Suck my fat one you cheap dimestore hood'

Ok, wouldn't exactly work for me...but I like it...

eerrrrrrr....doesn't that qualify as rudey sweary?

Anyhoo, I also like doing the "blub blub blub" one where you sort of twang your bottom lip downwards like when you're entertaining a baby...visual gesticalatory indicators of displeasure really do it for me... :twisted:

hondafanatic

lost_in_thought wrote:

My favourite put-down I've heard, but never used. Off topic a bit!

Woman: You're drunk!
Churchill: And madam, you are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

An oldie, I grant you, but it makes me smile every time...

Think that was Churchill...oooooo yesssssss

Jen J

SecretSam wrote:

Jen J wrote:

'Suck my fat one you cheap dimestore hood'

Ok, wouldn't exactly work for me...but I like it...

eerrrrrrr....doesn't that qualify as rudey sweary?

Anyhoo, I also like doing the "blub blub blub" one where you sort of twang your bottom lip downwards like when you're entertaining a baby...visual gesticalatory indicators of displeasure really do it for me... :twisted:

Where's the swear word in that?

hondafanatic

Jen J wrote:

Ok, wouldn't exactly work for me...

I require proof

cjcp

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7264321.stm

Cantdosleepy

The greatest comeback to any insult, put down, piece of verbal abuse or suggestion that someone might be better than you:



"Well that's just, like, your opinion, man."

fonty1978

My personal favourite is usually to be used when the boom boom of music accompanies a souped up Vauxhall Nova, that actually only has a 1.0 litre engine.

i have been heard to yell " I wish i were you" in my most ironic and condescending tone of voice that i can muster.

hondafanatic

cjcp wrote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7264321.stm

Brillaint find!

daniel_b

I have often thought of saying 'I bet your mums really proud' but have yet to use it.

Not really a put down though, just a statement of non fact.

Dan

cee

Someone had one on here a while back that I liked.....

To female driver stopped on an ASL box......

cyclist........taptap
woman......Unwind....Yes
cyclist........Did you notice that the box you are stopped on has a picture of a bike?
woman......Yes....
cyclist........Thats a car..
woman......Yes....
cyclist........Are you the Bike?

I laughed at myself the other week when a taxi driver gave me a mouthful for being in the bus lane proclaiming that the lane was for buses taxis and cycles only...my response was ..well what am I? A spacehopper!

Clever Pun

hondafanatic wrote:

Clever Pun wrote:

your momma

I don't really use it; it's an age old insult that still makes me giggle.

Except that the odd time my mates have used that, my reply is normally along the lines of;

"Well, my mum's 64, you're 30, good result for her i'd say"

if he doesn't destroy you there and then he is a very nice boy who wont have taken your mums brown wings at all in any way... no sir

Clever Pun

The above post was of course for comedy purposes... an example if you will

I was not for one minute insinuating your friend had been to the bournville boulevard with any member of your immediate family

hondafanatic

Clever Pun wrote:

hondafanatic wrote:

Clever Pun wrote:

your momma

I don't really use it; it's an age old insult that still makes me giggle.

Except that the odd time my mates have used that, my reply is normally along the lines of;

"Well, my mum's 64, you're 30, good result for her i'd say"

he he doesn't destroy you there then he is a very nice boy who wont have taken your mums brown wings at all in any way... no sir

At the age of 64 and being an Irish Catholic I doubt he'd be the first...

hondafanatic

Clever Pun wrote:

The above post was of course for comedy purposes... an example if you will

I was not for one minute insinuating your friend had been to the bournville boulevard with any member of your immediate family

If you're ever ooopp north give me a shout and we'll go for a (lots of) beer. You'd fit right in with my mates...

:shock:

When I say 'fit in with my mates' I mean as a collective social group, not fit in with my moth....o forget it.

tailwindhome

My ambition is to have an opportunity to use one of these classic Paul Newman lines from the film Nobody's Fool

Bruce Willis:You know, Sully,you're the only guy I know still dumb enough to believe in luck.

Paul Newman:I used to believe in brains and hard work till I met you

and


Bruce Willis :I would hope, by the time I'm your age, I'm a little smarter than that.

Paul Newman:Can't hurt to hope. [pause] You sure are off to a slow start.

Clever Pun

hondafanatic wrote:

Clever Pun wrote:

hondafanatic wrote:

Clever Pun wrote:

your momma

I don't really use it; it's an age old insult that still makes me giggle.

Except that the odd time my mates have used that, my reply is normally along the lines of;

"Well, my mum's 64, you're 30, good result for her i'd say"

he he doesn't destroy you there then he is a very nice boy who wont have taken your mums brown wings at all in any way... no sir

At the age of 64 and being an Irish Catholic I doubt he'd be the first...

I'm lost are we talking about your mum or dad now?

can't help it... Where ooop norf as a matter of interest? I do make it up that way now and again.. *see's location* Ah

hondafanatic

Clever Pun wrote:

hondafanatic wrote:

Clever Pun wrote:

hondafanatic wrote:

Clever Pun wrote:

your momma

I don't really use it; it's an age old insult that still makes me giggle.

Except that the odd time my mates have used that, my reply is normally along the lines of;

"Well, my mum's 64, you're 30, good result for her i'd say"

he he doesn't destroy you there then he is a very nice boy who wont have taken your mums brown wings at all in any way... no sir

At the age of 64 and being an Irish Catholic I doubt he'd be the first...

I'm lost are we talking about your mum or dad now?

can't help it... Where ooop norf as a matter of interest? I do make it up that way now and again.. *see's location* Ah

Pop up anytime...I'll just make sure my mum is out of town.

UnworthyPapaLazaru

With a prefix of anything, eg 'shut yer puss' or 'calm doon' I will always add 'Irn Bru Baws'

The person doesnt have to have ginger hair or indeed be a man. Its the confusion of the insult I like...

salsarider79

When I had some lady stop to ask about my riding (this was about 10 years ago) I asked them: "If I throw a stick for you, would you go fetch it?"

And to a chav who thought he'd be funny and stick his willy out the car window as he went passed me in a town, I shouted: "Is that it?" REALLY loudly.

In a club a friend of mine stopped a woman who was just coming out the toilets, and had obviously spent a long time making herself look as beautiful as possible and told her: "I don't say this to many women, but that thong does nothing for you." Cue fireworks.

What is a thong anyway? I'm too innocent to know.....