Death Hailstorm from Frozen Hell

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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    DDD, I'm a man of the world and all, I've been to Blackpool and had an afternoon in Amsterdam.

    I see the attraction in toe sucking, hell I even sat through "About a boy" as I thought it would get me laid, I'll do most things to advance my nefarious life goals....

    However, I think a burd putting my feet in her mouth would not be a good thing.

    I know where they've been and how they haven't really been washed since being there. It would not enhance my experience or arouse me, just make me wonder when I last used the Fungicide.

    Dirty talk for me does not include the expletive peppered expostulation of
    You filthy animal your feet taste like camel pish cheese, what's this green stuff? Christ you minging bastard
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  • Jen J
    Jen J Posts: 1,054
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    People were talking chilli fingers and getting intimate how can you drag that conversation down?

    Good point. So how's the hailstorm looking?

    :lol:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Greg T wrote:
    DDD, I'm a man of the world and all, I've been to Blackpool and had an afternoon in Amsterdam.

    I see the attraction in toe sucking, hell I even sat through "About a boy" as I thought it would get me laid, I'll do most things to advance my nefarious life goals....

    However, I think a burd putting my feet in her mouth would not be a good thing.

    I know where they've been and how they haven't really been washed since being there. It would not enhance my experience or arouse me, just make me wonder when I last used the Fungicide.

    Dirty talk for me does not include the expletive peppered expostulation of
    You filthy animal your feet taste like camel pish cheese, what's this green stuff? Christ you minging bastard

    Firstly

    *Disclaimer*
    At no point have I confirmed whether I have or have not, do or do not participate, with any frequency, in the act of toe-sucking.
    *Disclaimer*

    Secondly

    Greg T, there are always exceptions to the rule. There are loads of things we enjoy doing with hygiene usually being the definitive qualifer of whether we do or do not partake in said act.
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  • don_don
    don_don Posts: 1,007
    Go out there pull a guy, take him home and stick your foot in his mouth! He''ll love you for it!

    As long as she takes her Sidis off first.... :shock:
  • Littigator
    Littigator Posts: 1,262
    Sorry triple D, I'm with GT and JenJ on this one. So far you've had a bit fat NO supporters to your digit delectation desires whilst there's now three of us who are staunch anti-toe munching aficionados.

    Let's get back on subject people, this is aresponsible family thread about hail, ice and cold....so anyway the other day when me and the missus were getting fruity.....crikey.....sorry...!
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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    don_don wrote:
    As long as she takes her Sidis off first.... :shock:

    This would indeed be a schoolboy error.

    And one that requires the full penalty of the punishment to be deployed......

    Sorry, yes I hope it doesn't hail tonight and everything.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Why is it always me, just to clarify

    Biondino mentioned chilli fingers and getting intimate

    Jen J and her freaky ways mentioning toe-sucking!

    I mentioned getting vicks vapour rub in the wrong places - being worse than getting caught in a hailstorm. Though screaming ow all the way home is quite funny.
    Littigator wrote:
    Sorry triple D, I'm with GT and JenJ on this one. So far you've had a bit fat NO supporters to your digit delectation desires whilst there's now three of us who are staunch anti-toe munching aficionados.

    Read the disclaimer:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    *Disclaimer*
    At no point have I confirmed whether I have or have not, do or do not participate, with any frequency in the act of toe-sucking.
    *Disclaimer*

    Back on subject:

    How does one prepare for a hailstorm. You could have glasses to protect your eyes, but the hail will leave water all over the lens making it blurry.

    Then there is a helmet, but the air vents don't help....
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  • Jen J
    Jen J Posts: 1,054
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    How does one prepare for a hailstorm. You could have glasses to protect your eyes, but the hail will leave water all over the lens making it blurry.

    Buy lots of tins of baked beans, and lots of candles, and stay inside until it's over.
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    DonDaddyD wrote:

    Back on subject:

    How does one prepare for a hailstorm. You could have glasses to protect your eyes, but the hail will leave water all over the lens making it blurry.

    Then there is a helmet, but the air vents don't help....

    MTFU and ride faster. The sooner you get home the sooner you will be out of the hail.

    Obvious really. :roll:
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  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    Jen J wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    How does one prepare for a hailstorm. You could have glasses to protect your eyes, but the hail will leave water all over the lens making it blurry.

    Buy lots of tins of baked beans, and lots of candles, and stay inside until it's over.
    Where do baked beans fit in? Are you a sitophile as well as a podophile?
  • ansbaradigeidfran
    ansbaradigeidfran Posts: 526
    Always Tyred wrote:
    Jen J wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    How does one prepare for a hailstorm. You could have glasses to protect your eyes, but the hail will leave water all over the lens making it blurry.

    Buy lots of tins of baked beans, and lots of candles, and stay inside until it's over.
    Where do baked beans fit in? Are you a sitophile as well as a podophile?

    Well you're a lexiphile, that's for certain...
  • Jen J
    Jen J Posts: 1,054
    ansbaradigeidfran wrote:
    Always Tyred wrote:
    Jen J wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    How does one prepare for a hailstorm. You could have glasses to protect your eyes, but the hail will leave water all over the lens making it blurry.

    Buy lots of tins of baked beans, and lots of candles, and stay inside until it's over.
    Where do baked beans fit in? Are you a sitophile as well as a podophile?

    Well you're a lexiphile, that's for certain...

    I'm a confusedophile.
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  • prj45
    prj45 Posts: 2,208
    Greg T wrote:
    IIt actually kicked in just as I rounded onto the wind tunnell stretch and I got the full effect.

    I got it in the face at Cheyne Walk.
    Greg T wrote:
    To add insult to my wet icy misery, I'd left my waterproof at home having looked out at the fabulous morning and thought - nah.

    Me too, I was in a cotton t-shirt over a cotton long sleeved top. Nice.
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  • joew4ll
    joew4ll Posts: 43
    you think you got it bad in Londinium... have a look at the news - I'm from Ottery St. Mary and decided not to cycle in today... :shock:
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  • el_presidente
    el_presidente Posts: 1,963
    joew4ll wrote:
    you think you got it bad in Londinium... have a look at the news - I'm from Ottery St. Mary and decided not to cycle in today... :shock:


    I'm sure that's polystyrene. Did dyou all order electrical goods simultaneously?

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  • joew4ll
    joew4ll Posts: 43
    Sorry definitely not polystyrene, too cold to the touch!

    Bonkers weather though, never seen the like of it. Had a hail drift out the back door and a very unenthusiastic dog to walk in the morning, I had to tell him to MTFU and get over his cold feet!! Wuss...
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  • Littigator
    Littigator Posts: 1,262
    You told your dog to MANTFU?

    That's pretty serious dude, he must've been well confused by then!
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    DTFU! :lol::lol:

    I thought it was warmer today... anyone else?
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Greg T wrote:
    DDD, I'm a man of the world and all, I've been to Blackpool and had an afternoon in Amsterdam.

    I see the attraction in toe sucking, hell I even sat through "About a boy" as I thought it would get me laid, I'll do most things to advance my nefarious life goals....

    However, I think a burd putting my feet in her mouth would not be a good thing.

    I know where they've been and how they haven't really been washed since being there. It would not enhance my experience or arouse me, just make me wonder when I last used the Fungicide.

    Dirty talk for me does not include the expletive peppered expostulation of
    You filthy animal your feet taste like camel pish cheese, what's this green stuff? Christ you minging bastard

    toe in the mouth better than one being curled off in the mouth no?

    have i gone too far?
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