Death Hailstorm from Frozen Hell

Littigator

Greg T wrote:

Stubbing your toe, without your shoes on, on the coffee table leg = worse than childbirth.

Reaching for a handful of salt and vinegar crisps and remembering too late about the paper cut on your finger = WTC

lost_in_thought

Littigator wrote:

Greg T wrote:

Stubbing your toe, without your shoes on, on the coffee table leg = worse than childbirth.

Reaching for a handful of salt and vinegar crisps and remembering too late about the paper cut on your finger = WTC

Where does epilating your legs rank on the WTC scale Litts?

Littigator

Forgotten to be honest (but a vague memory of bringing tears to the eyes persists), end of season now so to placate the missus I have ceased deforesting the appendages...jeez hairy legs are feckin ugly!

secretsam

Hail? none of that in my neck 'o' the woods, but did get sharp stingy sleet on the way back last night ow ow ow

And the roads this morning were nightmarish, icy as hell, really dodgy couple of "moments" were had...

secretsam

lost_in_thought wrote:

Littigator wrote:

Greg T wrote:

Stubbing your toe, without your shoes on, on the coffee table leg = worse than childbirth.

Reaching for a handful of salt and vinegar crisps and remembering too late about the paper cut on your finger = WTC

Where does epilating your legs rank on the WTC scale Litts?

Legs? Pah, try getting your whole back done...now that's pain

biondino

Littigator wrote:

Greg T wrote:

Stubbing your toe, without your shoes on, on the coffee table leg = worse than childbirth.

Reaching for a handful of salt and vinegar crisps and remembering too late about the paper cut on your finger = WTC

I assume everyone has had the "prepare a nice meal involving chilli for the object of your affection, get lucky after dinner, then discover that there are still traces of chilli on your fingers" experience?

secretsam

biondino wrote:

Littigator wrote:

Greg T wrote:

Stubbing your toe, without your shoes on, on the coffee table leg = worse than childbirth.

Reaching for a handful of salt and vinegar crisps and remembering too late about the paper cut on your finger = WTC

I assume everyone has had the "prepare a nice meal involving chilli for the object of your affection, get lucky after dinner, then discover that there are still traces of chilli on your fingers" experience?

or the 'curry powder and eye interface'

linsen

biondino wrote:

Littigator wrote:

Greg T wrote:

Stubbing your toe, without your shoes on, on the coffee table leg = worse than childbirth.

Reaching for a handful of salt and vinegar crisps and remembering too late about the paper cut on your finger = WTC

I assume everyone has had the "prepare a nice meal involving chilli for the object of your affection, get lucky after dinner, then discover that there are still traces of chilli on your fingers" experience?

What, and get chilli on your dessert?

lost_in_thought

SecretSam wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

Littigator wrote:

Greg T wrote:

Stubbing your toe, without your shoes on, on the coffee table leg = worse than childbirth.

Reaching for a handful of salt and vinegar crisps and remembering too late about the paper cut on your finger = WTC

Where does epilating your legs rank on the WTC scale Litts?

Legs? Pah, try getting your whole back done...now that's pain

Don't even go into the hair removal pain levels debate...

Although I do reckon epilating has to be worse than waxing. Slower, you see.

linsen

Obviously everything which hurts at all is worse than childbirth - doesn't hurt at all...
:shock:

Feltup

I still say hotaches are the most painful.

I've thrown up from the pain whilst ice climbing (smashing my knuckles against the ice whilst having hotaches didn't help).

Smacking your man baubles on the crossbar/toptube ranks up there too

Sewinman

biondino wrote:

Littigator wrote:

Greg T wrote:

Stubbing your toe, without your shoes on, on the coffee table leg = worse than childbirth.

Reaching for a handful of salt and vinegar crisps and remembering too late about the paper cut on your finger = WTC

I assume everyone has had the "prepare a nice meal involving chilli for the object of your affection, get lucky after dinner, then discover that there are still traces of chilli on your fingers" experience?

'Object of affection' is a new one on me. Mine's called 'Super Frank' after Frank Lampard.

Littigator

Sewinman wrote:

biondino wrote:

Littigator wrote:

Greg T wrote:

Stubbing your toe, without your shoes on, on the coffee table leg = worse than childbirth.

Reaching for a handful of salt and vinegar crisps and remembering too late about the paper cut on your finger = WTC

I assume everyone has had the "prepare a nice meal involving chilli for the object of your affection, get lucky after dinner, then discover that there are still traces of chilli on your fingers" experience?

'Object of affection' is a new one on me. Mine's called 'Super Frank' after Frank Lampard.

You named your girlfriend after a footballer??? :?

jedster

I've thrown up from the pain whilst ice climbing (smashing my knuckles against the ice whilst having hotaches didn't help

ouch. Having the leader knock down a "dinner plate" of ice onto your hands while belaying is not too funny either

il_principe

biondino wrote:

I assume everyone has had the "prepare a nice meal involving chilli for the object of your affection, get lucky after dinner, then discover that there are still traces of chilli on your fingers" experience?

Oh yeah, she was not impressed! :shock:

Since that little upset, I've been known to don latex gloves (normally reserved for bike fettling) to chop chillies.

Sewinman

jashburnham wrote:

biondino wrote:

I assume everyone has had the "prepare a nice meal involving chilli for the object of your affection, get lucky after dinner, then discover that there are still traces of chilli on your fingers" experience?

Oh yeah, she was not impressed! :shock:

Since that little upset, I've been known to don latex gloves (normally reserved for bike fettling) to chop chillies.

You could spice things up and save the latex gloves for later - it feels like its 'someone else' and you don't have to do the usual and sit on your hand waiting for it to get numb.

linsen

jashburnham wrote:

biondino wrote:

I assume everyone has had the "prepare a nice meal involving chilli for the object of your affection, get lucky after dinner, then discover that there are still traces of chilli on your fingers" experience?

Oh yeah, she was not impressed! :shock:

Since that little upset, I've been known to don latex gloves (normally reserved for bike fettling) to chop chillies.

Hmm better to don the latex gloves for the culinary preparation. I omitted the "to chop chillies" the first time I read that!

lost_in_thought

linsen wrote:

jashburnham wrote:

biondino wrote:

I assume everyone has had the "prepare a nice meal involving chilli for the object of your affection, get lucky after dinner, then discover that there are still traces of chilli on your fingers" experience?

Oh yeah, she was not impressed! :shock:

Since that little upset, I've been known to don latex gloves (normally reserved for bike fettling) to chop chillies.

Hmm better to don the latex gloves for the culinary preparation. I omitted the "to chop chillies" the first time I read that!

Indeed, even just rubbing an eye with a chilli-coated finger is pretty high up on the ouch scale.

DonDaddyD

What the hell are you talking about, chillies bah!

You know chillies are going to hurt, the worst pain is from things you don't expect to hurt, like vicks vapour rub aka fecking evil stuff that doesn't wash off without extreme effort.

Imagine:

Give your slightly poorly significant other a (upper back/chest/neck) massage with vicks vapour rub, unexpectidly it leads into things and getting the vicks in places you immediately regret!

Its a cold burn.

Jen J

So, anyone seen any hailstorms recently? 8)

lost_in_thought

Jen J wrote:

So, anyone seen any hailstorms recently? 8)

Yeah, really, this thread is getting a leeeeeetle bit TMI.

Jen J

lost_in_thought wrote:

Jen J wrote:

So, anyone seen any hailstorms recently? 8)

Yeah, really, this thread is getting a leeeeeetle bit TMI.

The tri thread on my running site was diverted to talking about toe-sucking last night :shock:

I stayed well away.

I think I'm just jealous as I've been mostly single for a while... 8)

linsen

Never be jealous of toe-sucking.

Surely feet belong in shoes, or at least socks....

Especially if there's a hailstorm!

ansbaradigeidfran

lost_in_thought wrote:

Jen J wrote:

So, anyone seen any hailstorms recently? 8)

Yeah, really, this thread is getting a leeeeeetle bit TMI.

These whimps just think it's too cold, so they're talking about hot chilli peppers instead.
(Says he who was caught in a hailstorm on Monday in jeans, and turned back to find the car before his soggy legs fell off)

Jen J

linsen wrote:

Never be jealous of toe-sucking.

Surely feet belong in shoes, or at least socks....

Especially if there's a hailstorm!

The toe-sucking chat just made me feel a bit sick tbh :roll:

DonDaddyD

lost_in_thought wrote:

Jen J wrote:

So, anyone seen any hailstorms recently? 8)

Yeah, really, this thread is getting a leeeeeetle bit TMI.

How the hell is the thread getting 'TMI' NOW immediately after I post about vicks vapour rub mishaps when you dudes had long since been in conversation about chilli-fingers and getting lucky...

<<walks dejected back into the corner>>

Jen J wrote:

The tri thread on my running site was diverted to talking about toe-sucking last night

[*Rant!*]

Oh WTFU! Every man women and child likes their toes played with! That's why the 'this little piggy' nursey rhyme was made!

Every consenting adult likes their toes sucked, if they claim they don't its just that on a concious level think they shouldn't, society will frown on them, they think its taboo "just not british" or "unbecoming of someone of my stature". Rubbish!!! Subconciously for them and conciously for us 'liberated souls' its the 'buckwild shizzle' (translation = its very pleasurable) and you know it! <<points finger>>

Go out there pull a guy, take him home and stick your foot in his mouth! He''ll love you for it!

[/*Rant!*]

secretsam

linsen wrote:

Obviously everything which hurts at all is worse than childbirth - doesn't hurt at all...
:shock:

Well, not with an epidural it doesn't,

Jen J

DonDaddyD wrote:

How the hell is the thread getting 'TMI' NOW immediately after I post about vicks vapour rub mishaps when you dudes had long since been in conversation about chilli-fingers and getting lucky...

There did seem to be a theme of chilli's going on, which had descended a little, but it was you that waded in and completely dragged the conversation down - vicks???

DonDaddyD wrote:

Every consenting adult likes their toes sucked, if they claim they don't its just that on a concious level think they shouldn't, they think its taboo "just not british" or unbecoming of someone of my stature". Rubbish subconciously and conciously for us liberated souls its the 'buckwild' sh*t and you know it.

Go out there pull a guy, take him home and stick your foot in his mouth! He''ll love you for it!

I disagree. I have really sensitive feet and can't stand anyone even touching them. Anyone trying to lick my toes will find themselves in need of some false teeth :twisted:

secretsam

Continuing the discussion on snow, ice, etc...

Back in my school days, we once sprayed deep heat into a team-mate's jockstrap

Now that was an eye opener for him :shock:

DonDaddyD

Jen J wrote:

There did seem to be a theme of chilli's going on, which had descended a little, but it was you that waded in and completely dragged the conversation down - vicks???

People were talking chilli fingers and getting intimate how can you drag that conversation down? My post was in exactly the same context.... Oh I see a thin layer of not alluding to the obvious prevents the conversation from being intolerable? Right... I completely disagree with this and find it mostly selective to who's having the conversation but, cool.

Jen J wrote:

I disagree. I have really sensitive feet and can't stand anyone even touching them. Anyone trying to lick my toes will find themselves in need of some false teeth :twisted:

So basically you like it too much!

Well its another way of looking at it.

ANYWAY what was this thread about? Oh right, hail storms....