A couple of months ago I was riding down a road with parked cars down both sides, when a range rover comes charging towards me I've got no where to go so sort of tuck into the edge of a parked van, the stupid cow is looking in her mirror doing her make up whilst on the hands free, she had a nice scrape down her front wing and way into her door before she sussed she had hit me! Much shouting and waving of fists from both sides later and she roars off, I turned around and chased her down to the traffic lights, she now has six bar end shaped and sized dents down the other side of her rangy, shame. If you hit me I will hunt you down!
Today I had police car do a u turn into me, he claimed that I was too far away to need to signal as bike only go slow, strange that by the time he had changed direction I had done a pretty good stoppy and was banging on his window, pushing his door mirror(they really hate that!) and calling him a c88t, It took 15 minutes to convince him not to take ME in and that almost being squashed makes you react in a way you can't always control.