Which sportsman is the biggest See You Next Tuesday ever?

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  • Jay Kaye - he must have participated in sports at some point in his life.
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    Could some explain why Lance Armstrong is even in this list please?

    have you read the thread title/understood what 'see you next tuesday' means? it's quite obvious to me why he's in there...
    If its obvious could you enlighten me please?
  • certainly. Personally - and for the majority of the people who have selected him in the poll, I would imagine, because he's the biggest fraud of all time.
    HTH.
  • what evidence do you have of that?
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    It's clearly Theo Walcott.

    (I thought I'd get in a couple years before the inevitable backlash)


    And for those wondering: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/See_you_next_Tuesday
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  • Eurostar
    Eurostar Posts: 1,806
    Nice to see that Lance has a commanding lead in my poll! He's such a winner, isn't he? If anyone doesn't like this thread, feel free to read a different one. There are many other threads giving chapter and verse about the sentiments behind it. You could even drop in at Cycling Fans Anonymous and read this:

    Irredeemable and unforgiven

    I just read that horrifying Vanity Fair article and now I feel like I have crawled headfirst through a giant pile of steaming excrement. I cannot stand this. This sport has already asked a lot of its fans, but this is unbearable. We've been utterly betrayed by our favorite riders, told an endless stinking stream of bald-faced lies, talked down to like imbecilic fools, and totally disrespected in every way. Now we are supposed to tolerate the Second Coming disguised as a fake cancer crusade. Do any of these ego-bound idiots ever pause to consider the fact that our belief in the sport is a two-way street, and it requires that the teams and riders treat us, at the very least, as sentient beings possessing a brain and capable of rational thought? But Armstrong just wants us all to hold hands, play dumb, hand around the yellow bracelets, and pretend that his comeback is about saving the world from cancer. Bullshit. It is about revenge, ego, and his bottomless greed for attention and approval. Lance's bloated ego cannot tolerate the idea that the world of cycling wants to forget all about him, his dirty wins, the doping arms race he fueled, and his black-hearted mafia tactics. He cannot stand the idea that clean cyclists could overtake his legacy and bury the memory of his malfeasance under something real, authentic, and worthwhile. He has to have the nasty last word. He's a megalomaniac and we are his victims. He's incurable and incorrigible and there is absolutely nothing that you or I can do about it. Welcome to cycling fandom. A sport where the cure and the disease are equally deadly, where the truth is nonexistent, the EPO is always cold, and the lies are never-ending. A sport where the weapon is the latest doping innovation and the open wound never heals.

    Someone please tell me, does there even exist any possible way to be an ethical cycling fan? God knows I have tried, but it gets me nowhere. It turns me into a hypocrite and a cynic. But how can we give up trying? Or are we all just meant to forget the concepts of right and wrong, forget good and evil, and just reduce ourselves to Armstrong's repugnant base level, and all become amoral assholes getting off on a bunch of dopers crushing each other under their respective fraudulent pharmaceutical prowess?
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  • cougie
    cougie Posts: 22,512
    This is crazy. You can kill two people in cold blood, but that doesnt get you the win ?

    Hmmm perspective people !
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    WOW!!! nice bit of writing regardless of sentiment!
  • what evidence do you have of that?

    :shock:
  • Sorry i meant to congratulate Eurostar on his writing
  • Taking this in the obvious tongue in cheek spirit of the thread - I cant believe Cadel Evans hasnt had a look in yet!! He would get my vote (with Mr Armstrong for VP (or C as the case may be))
  • No mention of Marion Jones
    or
    Ricco :shock:
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  • Most professional sports people are nasty stupid paranoid and spoiled rotten , they have to be that way to get anywhere in sport which is why I hate all other forms of sport.
    The gear changing, helmet wearing fule.
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  • id second joey barton and put him right up there with those piece of sh*t nasty racists bowyer and woodgate too.

    makes me sad how much those nasty thug are paid compared to nurses!
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    id second joey barton and put him right up there with those piece of sh*t nasty racists bowyer and woodgate too.

    makes me sad how much those nasty thug are paid compared to nurses!

    you should meet some of the nurses I've come into contact with <<shudders>> :roll: :lol:

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  • C.Ronaldo... and any other current ManU players.
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  • No, no, it's got to be Gerrard and all other Liverpool players. :wink:
  • C.Ronaldo... and any other current ManU players.

    to**** no, not Christiano - you
  • HHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    After long and maybe too much considered thought I'm going to plump for Steve McLaren, for the flagrant disregard with which he raped the country for 2 years in the slipstream of a backlash against Sven.
  • Edwin
    Edwin Posts: 785
    +1 whoever mentioned West Brom. I have the misfortune to work there and it's a craphole, although it's mainly the fans I despise more than the players.

    Also +1 for Flloyd Landis. He's a disgrace.
  • Vinnie Jones, surely? Talentless footballer then and a talentless actor now.

    It was my fault that OJ killed his wife http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/O.J._Simpson :lol:

    Bowyer and Barton too, but Woodgate has served his crime and is forgiven and his place has been reserved for Berbatov, DIE SCUMBAG :x .
  • Got to be a certain guy who rides for our club.

    sits on the back and does F*** all work, always tries to screw the new memebers when doing through and off and never shouts last man.

    guess every club has got one of these though
  • Fastlad
    Fastlad Posts: 908
    Jay Kaye - he must have participated in sports at some point in his life.

    Jason Kay????? WTF!!! How can you diss the cat in the hat? the man's a legend :x
  • andy_wrx
    andy_wrx Posts: 3,396
    Fastlad wrote:
    Jay Kaye - he must have participated in sports at some point in his life.

    Jason Kay????? WTF!!! How can you diss the cat in the hat? the man's a legend :x

    Anybody who's so far up his own *rsehole as to start referring to himself as 'Jay Kay' when his name is, as you correctly point-out, Jason Kay, is a p*llock, certainly.
    (Ignoring his stupid hats and dross elevator music 8) )

    Same with Kid Jensen trying to rebrand himself as 'David Jenson'

    And (late, lamented hence we can't criticise him !) Tony Wilson trying to rebrand himself as 'Antony H Wilson'

    And as for Puff Daddy/P Diddy/etc

    Or the d*ckhead-formerly-known-as-Prince...
  • andy_wrx
    andy_wrx Posts: 3,396
    And for those confused by this thread title :

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/See_you_next_Tuesday

    'this phrase has been in use since at least the late 1980s'
    - really ? Not in my circles ! :?
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    andy_wrx wrote:
    Fastlad wrote:
    Jay Kaye - he must have participated in sports at some point in his life.

    Jason Kay????? WTF!!! How can you diss the cat in the hat? the man's a legend :x

    Anybody who's so far up his own *rsehole as to start referring to himself as 'Jay Kay' when his name is, as you correctly point-out, Jason Kay, is a p*llock, certainly.
    (Ignoring his stupid hats and dross elevator music 8) )

    Same with Kid Jensen trying to rebrand himself as 'David Jenson'

    And (late, lamented hence we can't criticise him !) Tony Wilson trying to rebrand himself as 'Antony H Wilson'

    And as for Puff Daddy/P Diddy/etc

    Or the d*ckhead-formerly-known-as-Prince...

    Is wrx your real name then? :wink:
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  • andy_wrx
    andy_wrx Posts: 3,396
    RichN95 wrote:
    Is wrx your real name then? :wink:

    Nah, RichN95, but then I use my real name in real life.

    Perhaps that's it - these 'celebrities' don't have 'real lives'