Alternatives to bar tape...

CHRISNOIR

Persuade two dwarves to cling on - they could even operate the brakes for you if you positioned them right.

Bronzie

CHRISNOIR wrote:

Persuade two dwarves to cling on - they could even operate the brakes for you if you positioned them right.

FFS Chris - you're not taking this very seriously are you! :evil:

iga

get your granny to knit you some...

zaynan

Rolos as long as one of them isn't the last one!

andyp

DavidBelcher wrote:

I think this thread also has scope for much Viz Top Tips-style silliness

My favourite one of those was;

"I took Norman Tebbit's advice and now I'm Olympic 4000m Pursuit Champion.

C. Boardman, The Wirral"

ricadus

DavidBelcher wrote:

Bronzie wrote:

I'd go with marzipan - that way when you're "chewing the bars" in a road race you get a snack to keep you going and it tastes better than cork ribbon too

Or for something savoury, how about your preferred favourite cooked meat [1] (corned beef, garlic sausage, ham, etc.)?

David

[1] Hmm. Veering off into Vic Reeves Big Night Out territory here.

Or some stylish Italian brand - like Parma ham.

DavidBelcher

andyp wrote:

DavidBelcher wrote:

I think this thread also has scope for much Viz Top Tips-style silliness

My favourite one of those was;

"I took Norman Tebbit's advice and now I'm Olympic 4000m Pursuit Champion.

C. Boardman, The Wirral"

Not cycling related, but I quite like;

"Give your garden bird-box a rustic 'thatched' look by gluing Shredded Wheat to the roof"

David

CHRISNOIR

ricadus wrote:

Or some stylish Italian brand - like Parma ham.

What would be best? Stylish Italian Parma Ham or functional Japanese Teryaki Chicken? Only one way to find out, fiiiggghht!

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