Stupid things you've said and done

neeb

Probably the most stupid thing I have ever done (although not the one with the worst consequences) was to spend 5-10 minutes searching a friend's flat (with his help) for a rucksack that I was actually wearing on my back.... My friend just assumed that I surely couldn't mean the one I was wearing, although after repeated questions about its size and colour the awful truth emerged...

I blame the fact that whenever I turned around the rucksack hid behind me.

It was a long time ago and very early in the morning, and I had a particularly nasty hangover...

Denny69

Most stupid thing I ever said..........."I do"

gumball3000

A girl at work once said she was envious of the bin men as they only have to work one day a week.....

The same girl used to have panic attacks. Our Temp. Graphics designer found a massive spider in the kitchen and put it in a cup. Jokingly we all said "Go and show it to Julia" knowing that everyone knew about her condition. One panic attack and fainting session later......

Things I have done....

I worked for a company that was run by and funded by Scientologists.....

That was as mental as it gets!

mr_hippo

Went into a Thai shop for a large bottle of milk. What I meant to say - in Thai - was "Do you have a large bottle of milk?" but I missed one word out and actually said "Have you got large tits?"

grayo59

In a previous life I used to sell word processors.

On this occasion I am demonstrating a word processor to the purchasing manager and five departmental heads of Wiltshire County Council and their respective secretaries.

We are in a small room, they are sat on sofas with the word processor and printer on a desk sized table which is at coffee table height.

It's going well and the customer (Wiltshire County Council) places an order for twenty of the things to be placed in it's various offices.

I bend over to switch off at the keyboard with my back briefly (no pun intended) to the audience and my trousers rip from crotch to waistband.

Everybody stifles giggles and the purchasing manager thanks me for my "ripping presentation!"