Useless Inventions

Jimbob_no5

can i have a bomb aswell please sheep?? just for the hell really, wonder if the RAF up here would let me play

Anonymous

i'll see what i can do mate!! the raf guys have bomb disposal teams too

Itsari

Woo i.e.d's for everyone \o/

Glow in the dark sunglasses ^^

Anonymous

right, back on topic, how bout a pedal powered wheelchair?

Anonymous

I've actually seen glow in the dark sunglasses :shock:

Waterproof wetsuit?

Jimbob_no5

sheepsteeth wrote:

i'll see what i can do mate!! the raf guys have bomb disposal teams too

the RAF would shoot me :shock: want a bomb for the wall or garage

Bikedevil

kona_cowan_rider wrote:

can i have a bomb aswell please sheep?? just for the hell really, wonder if the RAF up here would let me play

Didn't they lose a bomb in the beacons/near pembrokeshire a few months ago?

Jimbob_no5

ermm wouldn't have a clue im in the highlands

Surf-Matt

yeehaamcgee wrote:

I've actually seen glow in the dark sunglasses :shock:

Waterproof wetsuit?

It's called a drysuit!

My latest winter suit is so good that it's virtually a drysuit.

Anonymous

ah, but then it's a drysuit, see!

same way that a waterproof sieve becomes a bowl

Surf-Matt

Pedant mode:

Trying surfing in a drysuit - you'll drown!
A wetsuit that seals so well it virtually keeps you dry (mine does) is a USEFUL invention I reckon

Aerodynamic parachute.

Anonymous

hmm, fair enough.
Can I change it to a vented drysuit then?

Surf-Matt

Vented drysuit sounds better - and more useless

Anonymous

good!

What about earplugs for the deaf then - how does that strike you

Nick Dastardly

yeehaamcgee wrote:

good!

What about earplugs for the deaf then - how does that strike you

Why do blind people wear sunglasses?

Anonymous

because they're benefit fraudsters!
well, I can say whatever I like, if they read it out, and go "hey", then they've just blown their cover, on the other hand, if they really are blind, they'll never see it!

(that is in very bad taste, sorry!)

silverknell

Silent alarm indicators.

Or


Pocket Protectors.

xtreem

Radio.
I can't remember when was the last time I've listened to radio. :roll:
Prehaps never.

Surf-Matt

Digital radio rocks - have it on all day.

dennisn

silverknell wrote:

Silent alarm indicators.

Or


Pocket Protectors.

Got to disagree. Pocket protectors are very nerdy and dumb looking but they do serve
a purpose. Here in the U.S. lots of students wear them as a kind of joke about the past.

Dennis Noward

Anonymous

what the feck is a pocket protector?

Anonymous

sheepsteeth wrote:

what the feck is a pocket protector?

it's a kind of beartrap that goes in your pocket, so that if anyone tries to steal your wallet, you end up stealing their hand instead.

Unfortunately, it also takes your hand off if you try to get your wallet from your pocket to pay for something

Anonymous

if that was true, it would be awesome, i knew a girl who had a similar device in her pants......atleast, thats what i thought as i was never allowed in there. glad i figured all of this out before i nearly married her

Anonymous

sheepsteeth wrote:

if that was true, it would be awesome, i knew a girl who had a similar device in her pants......atleast, thats what i thought as i was never allowed in there. glad i figured all of this out before i nearly married her

I always thought it was cruel of nature, to give beavers such large pointy teeth, capable of chewing right through your wood.

clarkson

Surf-Matt wrote:

Pedant mode:

Trying surfing in a drysuit - you'll drown!
A wetsuit that seals so well it virtually keeps you dry (mine does) is a USEFUL invention I reckon

Aerodynamic parachute.

how would you drown surfing in a dry-suit?

Anonymous

because it's much harder than surfing in the sea?

big-hitter

chav's, burberry, argos jewllery, xbox 360 arcade (wots the point?!?!?!?!?!?!?), glow in the dark camoflague, re-usable toliet paper and relegion.

surley someone sould invent a alam clock that wakes u up by charging 10,000,000,000 volts though ur privates. that would wake up anyone. or kill them! but who cares if they alreay bought it!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ps. sheepsteeth my grandad was in the bomb squad in the 2nd world war. back in the day wen u had 2 disarm a german shell in the middle of london with no protection. now there was a man with courage. and by the end of it 1 arm and 1/2 a face! you go round prancing in ur full body armour, pretending ur brave. all he had was a shirt and brown trousers. (they were brown for a reason!!!!)

Anonymous

we do ww2 bombs with a helmet and vest but im sure you will apreciate they offer little protection against a half tonne bomb!! the biggest difference is we now know enough to not remove the fuze with a hammer and chisel, its not much more technical but nothing gets hammered now!!

the only protection we employ is to protect the surrounding area from damage.

supersonic

Wind powered submarine.

Bikedevil

The French