Monday morning game/time waster!

big_southern_jesse

Morning All,

As we saw from the "Who's at work" thread, there's plenty of people logging on during their working day. As it's Monday morning, I thought I'd offer a little easy entertainment.

It's very simple, just bring up a google page, and enter your first name, followed by "likes to" all connected by hyphens, - e.g. "Jesse-likes-to"

Then just post the first sentence of the first 10 returns that google brings up. My 10 were:

1). Jesse likes to eat tacos and pay prostitutes 50 dollars to ... 2). Jesse Likes to Play 3). Jesse likes to keeps his sidekick in his left pocket ... 4). Jesse likes to draw pictures of ducks on peoples boards, especially mine.... 5). Jesse likes to spend his time hanging out with friends, playing and watching football and spending time with ‘his lady’. 6). Jesse likes to study and play on the web a lot while he finishes up his grad degree and is also a Adobe Community Expert. 7). Jesse likes to best describe himself is as "a glorified welder." 8.). Jesse likes to eat dirt. 9). Jesse likes to eat grilled hamburger meat with salt, pepper, garlic, topped with grilled onions, cheese and avacado slices.... 10). Jesse likes to take the food from the shelves.

The thing is some of them are quite accurate, others are entirely random. Please note: Point 1) does not refer to me! :shock:
2) and 10) are pretty accurate, 4) leaves me somewhat bemused and 9) has just answered the "what am I having for lunch?" question. :P

Lets see what else comes up for other people. If your name is more coomon or has already been done, try using your surname. I would, except there's only one other person featured on the net with the same Christian and surnames as me. I'm virtually a googlewhack of my own!

gotta_hurt

Ross has been married three times.
I’m Ross and I am an arcade enthusiast.
Ross likes to carry banners
Ross Likes to Read.
Ross likes people.
Ross had a chance to win that fight
Ross likes every DC character except Kyle Rayner
Ross likes to read Chuck Palahniuk books.
Ross likes to go to the gym
Ross would be a champion of turning criminals loose

None of the above is me!

http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1695431/

gotta_hurt

Oh...by the way, i'm on hoilday!

http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1695431/

schmako

Scott lives in Farmsville
Scott teaches high-school Government
Scott likes to do toes (hahahahaha!!)
Scott likes to lick martini's
Scott likes to vomit
Scott likes to say 'this is a string'
Scott likes to edit out the obscure Celtic and Scandinavian folk groups
Scott likes to remind us, THE TERMINATOR was a story about "love"
Scott likes to fire from the hip
Scott likes to get down from the stage sometimes and wander while he talks

Amazin'

Nick Dastardly

1. Nick likes to do puzzles, play with balloons, work on the computer, and ride his bike.
2. Nick likes to be backdoored.
3. Nick likes to eat.
4. Nick likes to be backdoored! Gay XXX video.
5. Nick likes to be backdoored! Gay XXX.
6. Nick likes to mix it up in the community.
7. Nick likes to let off steam on his motorbike.
8. Nick likes to di it.
9. Nick likes to talk, I don't.
10. Nick likes to do things to spoons.

Very very worried about 2, 4 and 5.
Not sure what 8 is supposed to mean.

big_southern_jesse

Nick Dastardly wrote:

1. Nick likes to do puzzles, play with balloons, work on the computer, and ride his bike.
2. Nick likes to be backdoored.
3. Nick likes to eat.
4. Nick likes to be backdoored! Gay XXX video.
5. Nick likes to be backdoored! Gay XXX.
6. Nick likes to mix it up in the community.
7. Nick likes to let off steam on his motorbike.
8. Nick likes to di it.
9. Nick likes to talk, I don't.
10. Nick likes to do things to spoons.

Very very worried about 2, 4 and 5.
Not sure what 8 is supposed to mean.

there are quite simply to many jokes to be made. I hit the quote button, and then stalled as I couldn't decide how to take the piss, there were just too many options.

Anyway, well done you for being brave enough not to edit!

Mog Uk

Eekkkk....

A selection of mine....

Simon Likes to Kiss Paula Abdul’s.... :shock:

Simon likes to shoot on Flickr.... :shock:

Simon likes to have his nipples cares.... :shock:

So true it's scary......

batch78

Paul likes to "say he was in the right place at the right time"
Paul likes to chug, chug Paul, chug
Paul likes to dance
Paul likes to play video games
Paul likes to be well informed on world events
Paul likes to lunch with Nazis
Paul likes to push his sister around
Paul likes to play fetch.......with a beer bottle cap
Paul likes to vary his game up alot
Paul likes to contradict Jesus

Cheers Jesse always good to have something amusing on a Monday

tomfraserb

Tom likes Ricky Martin (denied)
Tom likes to visit the Zoo
Tom likes to role play
Tom likes it hot
Tom likes my pirate duck??
Tom likes to Jack Off (Who doesnt!)

Heres a new angle...

Tom wants San Rafeal to return his porn
Tom Wants to Sleep in Your Spare Bedroom
Tom wants to play with Paul McCartney

Or...

Tom Hates Children and the Elderly
Tom hates the drudgery and toil of work
Tom hates going to church

Will Snow

if i type in will snow i just get fifty two million entries saying it will snow this christmas

big_southern_jesse

Will Snow wrote:

if i type in will snow i just get fifty two million entries saying it will snow this christmas

You need to add the "-likes-to", then you get some more interesting ones!

A few examples:

Will likes to start problems within the family. He thinks of himself as better than everyone else, and likes to spread lies and ... will likes to be on cam... Will likes to chase him! Will Likes to burn things in San Diego. ...

There you go!

Hope you got some sleep eventually last night.

Will Snow

ahh no, irish lass of wtf!!! irish people fame came round... didnt get till half 6

but the one about me thinking im better than others??? thats rubbish. i kow i am :twisted: