Monday morning game/time waster!

Morning All,

As we saw from the "Who's at work" thread, there's plenty of people logging on during their working day. As it's Monday morning, I thought I'd offer a little easy entertainment.

It's very simple, just bring up a google page, and enter your first name, followed by "likes to" all connected by hyphens, - e.g. "Jesse-likes-to"

Then just post the first sentence of the first 10 returns that google brings up. My 10 were:

1). Jesse likes to eat tacos and pay prostitutes 50 dollars to ... 2). Jesse Likes to Play 3). Jesse likes to keeps his sidekick in his left pocket ... 4). Jesse likes to draw pictures of ducks on peoples boards, especially mine.... 5). Jesse likes to spend his time hanging out with friends, playing and watching football and spending time with ‘his lady’. 6). Jesse likes to study and play on the web a lot while he finishes up his grad degree and is also a Adobe Community Expert. 7). Jesse likes to best describe himself is as "a glorified welder." 8.). Jesse likes to eat dirt. 9). Jesse likes to eat grilled hamburger meat with salt, pepper, garlic, topped with grilled onions, cheese and avacado slices.... 10). Jesse likes to take the food from the shelves.

The thing is some of them are quite accurate, others are entirely random. Please note: Point 1) does not refer to me! :shock:
2) and 10) are pretty accurate, 4) leaves me somewhat bemused and 9) has just answered the "what am I having for lunch?" question. :P

Lets see what else comes up for other people. If your name is more coomon or has already been done, try using your surname. I would, except there's only one other person featured on the net with the same Christian and surnames as me. I'm virtually a googlewhack of my own!