People You Shouldn't Really Fancy...

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Me too.
    Wot happened to that ravenbutt who used to dominate this forum?
  • the_woodshed11
    the_woodshed11 Posts: 716
    edited February 2016
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    I'd like to 'get up in the morning' for Penny Smith!
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  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
    Rob Sallnow wrote:
    Lady Penelope!! :oops:
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    Good god, are we on about love-dolls now? :wink:
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  • ivancarlos
    ivancarlos Posts: 1,034
    1892 wrote:
    The entire female cast of neighbours

    You could start a whole new thread on the back of that one. I wouldn't know where to start :shock:
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  • cycologist
    cycologist Posts: 721
    Granted. SHe does have a fine pair of pans....

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    When I scrolled down this pic I thought she was wearing some sort of stainless steel basque ! - full metal jacket or what ?
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  • bikerbill
    bikerbill Posts: 269
    How about Lara Lewington, Channel 5 weather presenter http://tartydoris.com/lara%20lewington2.jpg

    Good looking woman if everr I saw one.
  • Gary R
    Gary R Posts: 480
    Lowrie Turner!!!!
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  • hammerite
    hammerite Posts: 3,408
    Salsiccia wrote:
    Max_Man wrote:
    Oh and Suzie Dent from Countdown.

    That's a fantastic shout.

    Another guilty secret - I've got a bit of a thing for that French teacher from 'School's out' - check her out here

    Oh yes Suzie Dent. She's fantastic! A mate and I had the Suzie Dent is gorgeous conversation at uni in front of my then gf. She thought we were both very weird for fancying her!
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    robbie the roadie wrote:
    Salsiccia wrote:
    ivancarlos wrote:
    Who does 'spring' to mind though is that Susanna Reid off BBC's breakfast programme. Nice and classy even if she is a mum.

    While we're on a news/factual programme theme, how about Kirsty Wark off Newsnight?

    Or, to quote Chrisnoir, is that a big bowl of wrongness as well?

    erm yes. Could you honestly listen to that voice all day??

    Not to mention the hard-to-shift memory of all those Newsnight send-ups on BBC's Dead Ringers;

    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Dead_Ringers#Kirsty_Wark

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  • Special K
    Special K Posts: 449
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  • GraemeT
    GraemeT Posts: 155
    OK, Here goes:

    Tiffany
    Carol Decker from T'pau
    Mrs. Incredible (aka elastigirl)(ohhh those boots)
    and her daughter
    Aerielle (the little mermaid)
    and not fogetting Wilma Flintstone
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  • stage_fright
    stage_fright Posts: 218
    GraemeT wrote:
    and not fogetting Wilma Flintstone

    Wilma?

    get serious - Betty Rubble was always far hotter!
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  • gumball3000
    gumball3000 Posts: 14
    Lois from Family Guy is pretty Hot. Even with the big nose......
  • richk
    richk Posts: 564
    Stage Fright wrote:
    GraemeT wrote:
    and not fogetting Wilma Flintstone

    Wilma?

    get serious - Betty Rubble was always far hotter!

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  • ChrisLS
    ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    ...is it really right to fancy cartoons? On the other hand has anyone seen Beowulf? The serving wench not mention Grendels mother! :P :P :wink:
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...
  • Lucky Luke
    Lucky Luke Posts: 402
    I thought this thread was about the people you SHOULDN'T fancy , so far pretty much all the suggestions have been totally acceptable to me at any rate .

    Nobody mentioned Jane Asher ?

    Not bad for an old 'un !
    Luke
  • hammerite
    hammerite Posts: 3,408
    I was round a mates house a good number years ago (probably about 15 years ago). We ent into his twin brothers room to get a computer game and stuffed under his bed we found hundreds of photos of Cilla Black cut out from newspapers.... turns out he fancied her like mad. Now that is wrong!
  • Lucky Luke
    Lucky Luke Posts: 402
    hammerite wrote:
    I was round a mates house a good number years ago (probably about 15 years ago). We ent into his twin brothers room to get a computer game and stuffed under his bed we found hundreds of photos of Cilla Black cut out from newspapers.... turns out he fancied her like mad. Now that is wrong!

    Yep, that is quite worrying .
    Luke
  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    hammerite wrote:
    I was round a mates house a good number years ago (probably about 15 years ago). We ent into his twin brothers room to get a computer game and stuffed under his bed we found hundreds of photos of Cilla Black cut out from newspapers.... turns out he fancied her like mad. Now that is wrong!

    This wins, hands down. Thread closed. Even cartoon females I can understand but Cilla Black...

    :shock:
  • gumball3000
    gumball3000 Posts: 14
    Winner/freak. Don't think that can be beaten!
  • hammerite
    hammerite Posts: 3,408
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    hammerite wrote:
    I was round a mates house a good number years ago (probably about 15 years ago). We ent into his twin brothers room to get a computer game and stuffed under his bed we found hundreds of photos of Cilla Black cut out from newspapers.... turns out he fancied her like mad. Now that is wrong!

    This wins, hands down. Thread closed. Even cartoon females I can understand but Cilla Black...

    :shock:

    I missed out that we also found a load of ladies tights under his bed as well :shock:

    He never lived it down, 15 year olds can't keep things like that quiet, it went round school within minutes the next day!! :D
  • Cunobelin
    Cunobelin Posts: 11,792
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  • Rob Sallnow
    Rob Sallnow Posts: 6,279
    hammerite wrote:
    I was round a mates house a good number years ago (probably about 15 years ago). We ent into his twin brothers room to get a computer game and stuffed under his bed we found hundreds of photos of Cilla Black cut out from newspapers.... turns out he fancied her like mad. Now that is wrong!

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  • hammerite
    hammerite Posts: 3,408
    Rob Sallnow wrote:
    hammerite wrote:
    I was round a mates house a good number years ago (probably about 15 years ago). We ent into his twin brothers room to get a computer game and stuffed under his bed we found hundreds of photos of Cilla Black cut out from newspapers.... turns out he fancied her like mad. Now that is wrong!

    Surprise, surprise, the unexpected hits you between the eyes
    The unpredictable, that's the surprise you see, surprise! surprise!     :lol:

    On walks Cilla with a strange combination of Gordon Burns, Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog.
  • squired
    squired Posts: 1,153
    All the posts here seem to be about famous people, but one of my friends was dating his cousin for a while (they eventually split due to family pressure). I guess that counts as someone you shouldn't fancy!
  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    squired wrote:
    All the posts here seem to be about famous people, but one of my friends was dating his cousin for a while (they eventually split due to family pressure). I guess that counts as someone you shouldn't fancy!

    It counts... :shock:

    It certainly counts.
  • ChrisLS
    ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    ...Princess Anne... :o :P :shock:
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    squired wrote:
    All the posts here seem to be about famous people, but one of my friends was dating his cousin for a while (they eventually split due to family pressure). I guess that counts as someone you shouldn't fancy!


    You guess........?
  • Monty Dog
    Monty Dog Posts: 20,614
    AFAIK cousins are entitled to marry in the UK? Maybe it was because the aunt and uncle were perhaps brother and sister and wanted them to fish in a deeper gene pool?
    Make mine an Italian, with Campagnolo on the side..

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