People You Shouldn't Really Fancy...

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  • Sarah Beeney Lives round the corner from Me!

    I feel a Cake Stop Training Ride coming on!
  • ju5t1n
    ju5t1n Posts: 2,028
    Eurostar wrote:
    Imagine a threesome with Kirsty Wark and Hermione from the Harry Potter films.

    OMIGOD, I can't walk.
    what? - this Kirsty Wark?
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/n ... 223853.stm
  • Looks like she needs a good feed in that piccy, very soulful eyes.
    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • Helen Mirren
    Nigella Lawson
  • Nicole Cooke....

    Everyone tells me I am just looking at the Lycra, but I am sure there is something there.....
  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    Nigella Lawson

    Good call! She's old enough to be my Mum, but she isn't, so that's ok. She'd provide an excellent post-coital breakfast as well.

    I hereby nominate 7th December 2007 'Testosterone Friday'... Could this be ratified by a more senior forum-member?
  • CHRISNOIR wrote:
    I hereby nominate 7th December 2007 'Testosterone Friday'... Could this be ratified by a more senior forum-member?

    There does seem to be something in the air. I have spent nearly all day searching out women in lycra for that other thread.

    That, or I am just a pervert.

    Hmm :roll:
  • Nigella Lawson

    NO WAY is she someone that fits in the category of someone you shouldn't fancy. I think every red-blooded male would love a go on those.
    I was only joking when I said
    by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed
  • Salsiccia wrote:
    Nigella Lawson

    NO WAY is she someone that fits in the category of someone you shouldn't fancy. I think every red-blooded male would love a go on those.

    Hmmmm i think all her delicious recipes have done her in. If you watch her latest series the camera very rarely goes down past her stomach because she is deffinately getting a lot bigger.

    Having said all that, I still wouldn't mind resting my head on those :D
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  • Salsiccia wrote:
    Nigella Lawson

    NO WAY is she someone that fits in the category of someone you shouldn't fancy. I think every red-blooded male would love a go on those.

    Granted. SHe does have a fine pair of pans....

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  • tomgth wrote:
    Salsiccia wrote:
    ChrisLS wrote:
    ... :P ...you shouldn't but you would...Kate Silverton

    Absolutely would... and nowt wrong with Kirstie Allsopp either

    a few more...

    Fiona Bruce
    Trinnie off 'Trinnie and Susannah'

    and

    Paula Radcliffe :oops:


    Well if you're going to have Paula Radcliffe - I'm gunning for Dawn French.......I think it would be interesting.....oh and the evil one from 'the apprentice' who does it in fields!


    aagh no way man! She's got the body of a man (nealry) Susannah Constantine anyday, all woman!
  • Sarah Beeney Lives round the corner from Me!

    I feel a Cake Stop Training Ride coming on!

    We must be quite geographically close as she doesn't live that far from me either. I saw her in Beverley Tesco once.
    Cycling - The pastime of spending large sums of money you don't really have on something you don't really need.
  • ivancarlos wrote:
    Who does 'spring' to mind though is that Susanna Reid off BBC's breakfast programme. Nice and classy even if she is a mum.

    Easy, just realised the danger of this thread. Susanna is a friend.
  • Sarah Beeney Lives round the corner from Me!

    I feel a Cake Stop Training Ride coming on!

    We must be quite geographically close as she doesn't live that far from me either. I saw her in Beverley Tesco once.

    The question is:

    01964 or 01482?
  • Sarah Beeney Lives round the corner from Me!

    I feel a Cake Stop Training Ride coming on!

    We must be quite geographically close as she doesn't live that far from me either. I saw her in Beverley Tesco once.

    The question is:

    01964 or 01482?

    I'm 01482 but I think Beeny is 01964 going by her series of cunning clues in 'The Journal' - posh free rag
    Cycling - The pastime of spending large sums of money you don't really have on something you don't really need.
  • Eurostar
    Eurostar Posts: 1,806
    edited December 2007
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    Eurostar wrote:
    Imagine a threesome with Kirsty Wark and Hermione from the Harry Potter films.

    OMIGOD, I can't walk.

    http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/Watson1INSTYLE_468x627.jpg

    So wrong it's right...

    WOOF! New wallpaper installed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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  • Sigourney Weaver. For some reason everytime I mention it I get a series of disgusted tuts.

    Ghostbusters is all I have to say on the matter.
    "A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"

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  • Sarah Beeney Lives round the corner from Me!

    I feel a Cake Stop Training Ride coming on!

    We must be quite geographically close as she doesn't live that far from me either. I saw her in Beverley Tesco once.

    The question is:

    01964 or 01482?

    I'm 01482 but I think Beeny is 01964 going by her series of cunning clues in 'The Journal' - posh free rag

    She Lives in Rise and is 01964. As am I!
  • She Lives in Rise and is 01964. As am I!

    Oooooh. Que hords of cyclists including Rise into their Sunday ride. Repeatedly.
    Cycling - The pastime of spending large sums of money you don't really have on something you don't really need.
  • Sarah Beeny! No way. What about her hair!
  • Shavedlegs wrote:
    Sarah Beeny! No way. What about her hair!

    and she sometimes dresses like a 14 year old let loose in H+M. but again you still would given the chance.
    Cycling - The pastime of spending large sums of money you don't really have on something you don't really need.
  • richk
    richk Posts: 564
    I'll always stop & watch the weather in the morning if it's Carol Kirkwood... :oops:
    There is no secret ingredient...
  • Dr Linda Papadopolous off morning tv...

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    She is nice looking but who would want to get mixed up with a head doctor?!!!
  • Sigourney Weaver. For some reason everytime I mention it I get a series of disgusted tuts.

    Ghostbusters is all I have to say on the matter.

    Indeed - you could always use Galaxy Quest to back up that argument.
    I was only joking when I said
    by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed
  • alanmcn1
    alanmcn1 Posts: 531
    I always had a thing for Gail Platt in Coronation street...................................................I'll get my coat
    Robert Millar for knighthood
  • alanmcn1 wrote:
    I always had a thing for Gail Platt in Coronation street...................................................I'll get my coat

    Good Lord....

    I have a bit of a thing for Miss Hooley in Balamory.

    Not only wrong due to the Kids Programme issue, but her face just seems wrong, somehow.

    Still would though....
  • rrsodl
    rrsodl Posts: 486
    Mmmmm some nice suggestions.... but how about Carol Vorderman and Carol Smiley :wink:


    Rick
  • alanmcn1
    alanmcn1 Posts: 531
    Carole Smiley is a grade A, model centrefold ride. She doesn't belong in here

    Miss Hooley does it for me too...........................and Konnie Huq for Blue Peter
    Robert Millar for knighthood
  • The new girl in Eastenders, plays a mother but I can't remember her name. She used play a nurse in Angels.

    She does it for me. I think it just the nurses uniform that I remember her in though :wink:
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  • Got to be the bird off the BT adverts, you know the one, her with the gormless toyboy lover!