What have you named Mohammed?!

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  • Have always been a fan of Oscar's Music. "You keep me hanging on" was a great track.

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  • gkerr4 wrote:
    I wonder who will be the first to sell little fluffy teddy bears with little knitted jumpers and the word "Mohammed" written on it.

    I'm told the BNP are, buy two and get a free swastika.

    My teddy is called Jesus. Anyone have a problem with that?
  • Adamskii
    Adamskii Posts: 267
    In english Mohammed actually translates as 'drunken cow'....! :?
    It's all good.
  • daowned
    daowned Posts: 414
    Someone told me today that Woolworths are selling all their Teddy's half price, apparently this is because they don't want to make a profit out of them :D

    And on a serious note I think Mohammed will have loved this joke better than all the other crazy stuff that goes on in this world about the names of teddy bears!
  • Have always been a fan of Oscar's Music. "You keep me hanging on" was a great track.

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    Where's she putting her hand :shock: If it's where I think why is she looking so bloody miserable??
    Beer, the reason my ambitions have not become my achievements

  • My teddy is called Jesus. Anyone have a problem with that?

    Maybe.. if it's pronounced "Jee-sus" then it blasphemous and you will burn in the pits of hell.
    If it's pronounced "Hey-sus" , then someone will hire it to do yardwork in the US.
  • Just shows that Islam is pushing 700 years behind Christianity, go back 700 years and Christian religious beliefs involved murdering non-believers and anyone who doesn't believe in the "correct" version of the religion, so, how long have we got to wait, let's see, Mary Tudor was still merrily burning "heretics" in the late 1500s? Last witch burnt in the 16 or was it 1700s? Irish are still merrily murdering each other and ranting about "Papists", so another 400 years to go?
    Great.
    We should have stuck with animism, makes more sense.
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  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Nahh...animism is a lot of old Shinto!
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • ivancarlos
    ivancarlos Posts: 1,034
    Is animism the worship of cartoons?
    I have pain!
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Nah..that's one of those Mickey Mouse cults.
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • RedAende
    RedAende Posts: 158
    Salsiccia wrote:
    vermooten wrote:
    A mate at work.

    Nice to see that ignorant small-mindedness exists on this forum as well as in other parts of the planet, tells me that we're all pretty much the same the world over.

    Yes you might call it that, we call it a sense of humour :D

    But if our sense of humour is grossly offensive to some, then might it not be better to keep it to ourselves?

    NO

    suicide bombers are grossly offensive, "sticks and stones will break your bones but names will never hurt you."

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