Book you wish you had never picked up
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Sorry to say this but I finished "The Maltese Falcon" about two weeks ago and I've got to say that it has got to be the most boring, hard to read book that I have had the misfortune to pick up.
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War and Peace - so big I slipped a disc.
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Ulysses, apparently James Joyces best known novel., I managed about half way before I thought what is this all about :? ....never finished it. I sure someone on here will have finished it�3 grand bike...30 Bob legs....Slowing with style0
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On The Road by Kerouac
Never finished that - I can't stand when people can't right in English! Same goes for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - only got a couple of chapters in.
Crash by Ballard - I finished it but as I said on the other thread it's just not right!
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ContrelaMontre wrote:On The Road by Kerouac
Kerouac wrote On The Road in longhand on a huge scroll of paper, basically non-stop for about a fortnight whilst wired to the gills on speed & goofballs. Personally I was surprised how well it reads!<a>road</a>0 -
Auschwitz, The Nazis & The Final Solution
its a laugh a minute :roll:
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The Nazis: A Warning from History
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el_presidente wrote:ContrelaMontre wrote:On The Road by Kerouac
Kerouac wrote On The Road in longhand on a huge scroll of paper, basically non-stop for about a fortnight whilst wired to the gills on speed & goofballs. Personally I was surprised how well it reads!
Yes, I suppose considering that it's fairly coherent!! :roll:
Still utter tosh though :roll: - maybe I should've got wired to the gills on goofballs to understand it! :shock:
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ContrelaMontre wrote:On The Road by Kerouac
Never finished that - I can't stand when people can't right in English! Same goes for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - only got a couple of chapters in.
I thought the same about One Flew at first, 'can I be bothered to read 200 more pages of this', but I stuck at it and reckon it's a great book.
After reading The Day of the Jackal, which is superb, everything else by Frederick Forsyth seems abysmal. Doubt he'll care though, he's got obscenely rich off the back of it!.0 -
The Silmarrionion or whatever it's called by Tolkien... my god it's just so boring, I skipped huge chunks out and could still follow it
it's like the bible in terms or such and such begat blah blah... ughPurveyor of sonic doom
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Lord of the rings.
I forced myself to read the hobbit. Boring. I started on LOTR but just couldn't make myself continue. I loved the films but just find the books zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Lord of the rings.
I forced myself to read the hobbit. Boring. I started on LOTR but just couldn't make myself continue. I loved the films but just find the books zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
right, got my trainers on, here I go byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
totally agree. boring boring boring.
but not as bad as Linda Diamante's The Red Tent. Utter tosh."There are holes in the sky,
Where the rain gets in.
But they're ever so small
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Clever Pun wrote:it's like the bible in terms or such and such begat blah blah... ugh
"And lo! while in a segment of time that he did find himself bereft of employment Chris Noir, son of David, from the lardy Northern-folk from the Dale of Roch, did behold the Book of Tolkein. Massive it be but read it he did, he readeth it most periods of the solar sojourn. It did spawn much boredom and yawning until, driven to the brink of madness he did close the book and begin a quest to find gainful employment... " (JRR Tolkein, Utter Overblown B*llocks, Penguin, 2005)0 -
The Da Vinci Code - what a crock of sh*t
Ulysses - who decides that a book is a classic? It's impenetrable and I seriously doubt if there are more than a handful who have read it all the way through0 -
Another one for Silmarrillion - crap book (crap band named after it too). I even bought the audio version to try to get through it - I always fall asleep within about 10 minutes. I haven't risked putting it on in the car yet.
I persisted because I loved Lord Of The Rings.
Most of the other books I read in my 20s and loved - On The Road, Zen ataomm, etc.
If you think On The Road doesn't make sense, try reading Burroughs.
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Trainspotting by Irvine Walsh great film but who the hell wants to read in Scottish (no disrespect to all you Scots out there) have tried and failed on many occasion. On the road, crash and one flew over the cuckoos nest all successfully finished though along with Naked Lunch by William S Burroughs0
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batch78 wrote:On the road, crash and one flew over the cuckoos nest all successfully finished though along with Naked Lunch by William S Burroughs
But did you enjoy them?
Or were you just finishing them because you started?
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Might not recommend them as greatest books of all time or anything but yeah i enjoyed them, don't finish all the books i start though just Trainspotting that jumped to mind0
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markyboy2005 wrote:War and Peace - so big I slipped a disc.
sorry, I'll get my coat! :oops:
i was about to say "the stack of yellow pages that i dropped on my foot"My signature was stolen by a moose
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batch78 wrote:Trainspotting by Irvine Walsh great film but who the hell wants to read in Scottish (no disrespect to all you Scots out there) have tried and failed on many occasion.
I loved trainspotting. Read it before the film and genuinely laughed out loud when I read the bit with Spud and the bedclothes
Back to the OP - Maribou stork nightmares by the same author - simply disturbing :shock:I have pain!0 -
Currently reading Sartre - Nausea. A hideously boring diatribe on existentialism. Makes me sleep well at night though.0
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chrisjsmith wrote:Currently reading Sartre - Nausea. A hideously boring diatribe on existentialism. Makes me sleep well at night though.
I read that when I was 17 and working in the oil industry (well, ok, I was serving petrol in a rural garage with about 30 customers a day). Sitting there by the gas fire (oh yes!) in my petrol-soaked flared jeans (oh yes!) looking out on a deserted concrete forecourt, I sort of got the point he was trying to make!0 -
pneumatic wrote:chrisjsmith wrote:Currently reading Sartre - Nausea. A hideously boring diatribe on existentialism. Makes me sleep well at night though.
I read that when I was 17 and working in the oil industry (well, ok, I was serving petrol in a rural garage with about 30 customers a day). Sitting there by the gas fire (oh yes!) in my petrol-soaked flared jeans (oh yes!) looking out on a deserted concrete forecourt, I sort of got the point he was trying to make!
It's a shame it takes so long to get to the point though.0 -
I really enjoyed Da Vinci Code, but then I am a simple creature.
LOTR though, got halfway through the second book and just couldn't carry on, the Entmoot killed my will.0 -
Ieuanllan wrote:I really enjoyed Da Vinci Code, but then I am a simple creature.
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aargh no!!! that was utter sh1te!! cardboard characters, holywood France, an ending you could see coming from 700 pages away, drivel, drivel, drivel.. And worst of all, so badly written.
If you want to get excited about templars and all that, read Umberto Eco's books:
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I tried to read a bit of 'The world according to Clarkson'. It's so offensive that I was willing a return to the days when the establishment took publishers to court for distributing such filth. However, I quite like top gear, so what's that all about.
Oh, the bible too.0 -
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suze wrote:Ulysses, apparently James Joyces best known novel., I managed about half way before I thought what is this all about :? ....never finished it. I sure someone on here will have finished it
I'm one of those who did finish it, but couldn't see why the literary types get so worked up over it. Hugely over-rated stuff, and my copy was packed off to a charity shop a good while back. In contrast, "Dubliners" and "Portrait of the Artist...." are accessible and well-written books - I enjoyed both a great deal.
Never been able to get into Dickens, either - had a stab at "A Tale of Two Cities" not so long back but rapidly gave up on it.
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Another one for the Da Vinci.
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mercurykev wrote:I tried to read a bit of 'The world according to Clarkson'. It's so offensive that I was willing a return to the days when the establishment took publishers to court for distributing such filth. However, I quite like top gear, so what's that all about.
The difference with Top Gear - and, indeed, only reason that I can sit through an edition without throwing larg objects at the telly - is that Hammond & May to some extent dilute the impact of the opinionated drivel that the poodle-haired gimp [1] comes out with.
David
[1] Description of Clarkson lifted from Radio 4's The Now Show, and not of my own invention."It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal0 -
I'm trying to think of books I wished I'd never picked up. It's not easy, as I am normally discerning about what I read. And if I don't like it, I will just stop reading it and forget the title.
Here's one: Persuader, by Lee Child. I generally don't like thrillers but someone left this book in the house so I felt compelled to read it. The writing really annoyed me, especially the over use of the phrase "He said nothing". I finished it out of sheer bloody mindedness.
For the record I loved the Silmarillion/LOTR/Hobbit and didn't mind the World According to Clarkson (but he works so much better with May and Hammond there). I think I might have started Ulysses as well, but didn't finish it.
Dickens: I couldn't get into Pickwick Papers but I loved Bleak House, which took me about three months to read.
I've also heard the Da Vinci code is rubbish (saw the film) and doubt if I'll read it. Name of the Rose wasn't too bad, though.
Recent cycling books I've read: I liked Flying Scotsman but only read about half of Geoff Thomas's Riding Through the Storm. The other half contained what were to me meaningless football references. And there were too many typos and factual errors. That's not to say I don't admire Geoff for what he did and is still doing for cancer, it's just not a great book.Jeff Jones
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