Fancy Dress
--josh--
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Ok peple, I need to think of a fancy dress outfit for saturday, something funny and a bit different. Any ideas??
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Paint yourself orange, dye your hair green
Instant carrot.0 -
goto a place what sells fancy dress.
and go as a fruit of some kind.
Giggity Giggity0 -
Go naked and stick a front wheel between your butt cheeks and go as a bike rackI've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0
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Go naked with your willy in a triffle
And say your F*ckin dis-custard.....sorry i'll get me coat
I once went to a fancy dress party as a roll of wall paper, got some old cloathes, and stapled wall paper all over me.....i won a bottle of Vodka for the most inventive costume.Arrrghhh it's worse than i thought!!!!!0 -
Haha fumps that custard thing truly brilliant. You sound like the sort of guy people need at a party.<hr>
Do what you fear, you won\'t regret it.
You are only as brave as your skill level.0 -
Paint your hands and feet black, weat nothing else and go as the five of spades ?0
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Of course all that needs to happen now is for me to get enough of a social life to be invited to a party worth going to.<hr>
Do what you fear, you won\'t regret it.
You are only as brave as your skill level.0 -
Turn up wearing nothing but underwear. If anyone asks what the costume is say you're a premature ejaculation.
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Well, I've come in my pants.0 -
homercles wrote:Turn up wearing nothing but underwear. If anyone asks what the costume is say you're a premature ejaculation.
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Well, I've come in my pants.
Class ha ha ha
I'm off to a Haloween fancy dress party on Friday so it's naff capes & the smell of cheap rubber.......fwooor foisty!!!!
But i will be drunk & playing guitar,drums & probably have a spin on the decks so should be a laugh........I might even come in me pantsArrrghhh it's worse than i thought!!!!!0 -
fumps wrote:Go naked with your willy in a triffle
And say your F*ckin dis-custard.....sorry i'll get me coat
I once went to a fancy dress party as a roll of wall paper, got some old cloathes, and stapled wall paper all over me.....i won a bottle of Vodka for the most inventive costume.
Or you could put your willy in a Williams or a conference fruitt and say you've come in dispair0 -
And i bet no one will want to try the fruit salad you have broughtArrrghhh it's worse than i thought!!!!!0