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Fancy Dress

--josh----josh-- Posts: 175
edited October 2007 in The Crudcatcher
Ok peple, I need to think of a fancy dress outfit for saturday, something funny and a bit different. Any ideas??

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  • ddoogieddoogie Posts: 4,159
    Paint yourself orange, dye your hair green

    Instant carrot.
    S-works Stumpjumper FSR

    I'll see you at the end.

    You'll see me on the floor.
  • ben.mben.m Posts: 162
    goto a place what sells fancy dress.
    and go as a fruit of some kind.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    Giggity Giggity
  • redveeredvee Posts: 11,921
    Go naked and stick a front wheel between your butt cheeks and go as a bike rack :lol:
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • fumpsfumps Posts: 227
    Go naked with your willy in a triffle

    And say your F*ckin dis-custard.....sorry i'll get me coat

    I once went to a fancy dress party as a roll of wall paper, got some old cloathes, and stapled wall paper all over me.....i won a bottle of Vodka for the most inventive costume.
    Arrrghhh it's worse than i thought!!!!!
  • fabienno1fabienno1 Posts: 406
    Haha fumps that custard thing truly brilliant. You sound like the sort of guy people need at a party.
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    Do what you fear, you won\'t regret it.

    You are only as brave as your skill level.
  • nickcuknickcuk Posts: 275
    Paint your hands and feet black, weat nothing else and go as the five of spades ?
  • fumpsfumps Posts: 227
    fabienno1 wrote:
    Haha fumps that custard thing truly brilliant. You sound like the sort of guy people need at a party.

    Yeh can i bring me guitar???

    I'm available for weddings, funerals & erm general mucking about lol
    Arrrghhh it's worse than i thought!!!!!
  • fabienno1fabienno1 Posts: 406
    Of course all that needs to happen now is for me to get enough of a social life to be invited to a party worth going to. :(
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    Do what you fear, you won\'t regret it.

    You are only as brave as your skill level.
  • homercleshomercles Posts: 499
    Turn up wearing nothing but underwear. If anyone asks what the costume is say you're a premature ejaculation.

    ?

    Well, I've come in my pants.
  • fumpsfumps Posts: 227
    homercles wrote:
    Turn up wearing nothing but underwear. If anyone asks what the costume is say you're a premature ejaculation.

    ?

    Well, I've come in my pants.

    Class ha ha ha

    I'm off to a Haloween fancy dress party on Friday so it's naff capes & the smell of cheap rubber.......fwooor foisty!!!!

    But i will be drunk & playing guitar,drums & probably have a spin on the decks so should be a laugh........I might even come in me pants
    Arrrghhh it's worse than i thought!!!!!
  • Iain WIain W Posts: 26
    fumps wrote:
    Go naked with your willy in a triffle

    And say your F*ckin dis-custard.....sorry i'll get me coat

    I once went to a fancy dress party as a roll of wall paper, got some old cloathes, and stapled wall paper all over me.....i won a bottle of Vodka for the most inventive costume.

    Or you could put your willy in a Williams or a conference fruitt and say you've come in dispair
  • fumpsfumps Posts: 227
    And i bet no one will want to try the fruit salad you have brought
    Arrrghhh it's worse than i thought!!!!!
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