Where's Jonesey124 gone then?

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  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    Perhaps there could be auditions for the 'role'.

    "How alluring is your avatar?"

    "How mucky is your on-line blog?"
  • jonesy124
    jonesy124 Posts: 205
    Hellooooooooooo

    I am at university now and dont really go on the internet.

    I feel quite drunk even though I havnt been drinking. I have just handed in my dissertation and havnt slept for 3 days.... 3 FU**ING DAYS!!!!!
    http://www.myspace.com/jonesy_brighton_rock
  • pneumatic
    pneumatic Posts: 1,989
    Yes, that's definitely her!

    You want to look after yourself, better, petal! Life's a marathon, not a sprint. (stands well back)

    Fast and Bulbous
    Peregrinations
    Eddingtons: 80 (Metric); 60 (Imperial)
  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    Three days?! Great stuff - it's the student way... Hope the dissertation was ok! Treat yourself to a sleep (or alternatively see if you can manage five days....)
  • carlstone
    carlstone Posts: 602
    The answer to dissertations lies on the internet, as follows:

    1. Google
    2. Copy
    3. Paste
    4. Change sentences around a bit to hide plagiarism

    :D

    Hang on, perhaps thats why I ended up with a Desmond :?
  • ivancarlos
    ivancarlos Posts: 1,034
    jonesy124 wrote:
    havnt slept for 3 days.... 3 FU**ING DAYS!!!!!

    Big respec - even when I took drugs I never went that long :shock:
    I have pain!
  • andyp
    andyp Posts: 10,161
    carlstone wrote:
    The answer to dissertations lies on the internet, as follows:

    1. Google
    2. Copy
    3. Paste
    4. Change sentences around a bit to hide plagiarism

    :D

    Hang on, perhaps thats why I ended up with a Desmond :?
    Do you not think that if your average student can think up this ruse that your average lecturer might be able to spot it? :roll:
  • carlstone
    carlstone Posts: 602
    carlstone wrote:
    The answer to dissertations lies on the internet, as follows:

    1. Google
    2. Copy
    3. Paste
    4. Change sentences around a bit to hide plagiarism



    Hang on, perhaps thats why I ended up with a Desmond

    Do you not think that if your average student can think up this ruse that your average lecturer might be able to spot it?

    Hence the Desmond :( :oops: :wink:
  • McBain_v1
    McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    A Desmond 2 2 :lol:

    As for dissertations - what was it on? Did anyone ask?
    No sleep for 3 days - she didn't say that this was to do with her dissertation though did she - probably too involved in drinking and lurking around lads & lasses if you ask me 8)
    What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!
  • blackhands
    blackhands Posts: 950
    jonesy124 wrote:
    Hellooooooooooo

    I am at university now and dont really go on the internet.

    I feel quite drunk even though I havnt been drinking. I have just handed in my dissertation and havnt slept for 3 days.... 3 FU**ING DAYS!!!!!

    More importantly - are you still riding your bike?
  • ricadus
    ricadus Posts: 2,379
    jonesy124 wrote:
    I feel quite drunk even though I havnt been drinking. I have just handed in my dissertation and havnt slept for 3 days.... 3 FU**ING DAYS!!!!!
    It's like that in advertising too, but at least you get paid for it.
    Tour de France
  • hammerite
    hammerite Posts: 3,408
    How good is it to get your dissertation out of the way though? Mine had to be in at May, which means you spend all term worrying about it but actually doing very little work!!

    All nighters are what uni is all about though, can't beat a bit of pressure to getting work done.

    Nothing wrong with a Desmond........ without the plagiarism!

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