Aaaaargh!

graham56

Thats it , i`m off on the hoy! ( as in "hoy it doon your neck bonny lad")

Fnaar

Blimmin' heck! I just went away for me tea...forgot this was gonna happen!
How do you do groovy things like change font colour and size, put a picture in and use them smiley buggers? Where are the girls in lycra shorts? 8) :? :shock: :x :P :oops: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow:

PRose

Weird......

redshift

Say, is this where all the weirdos hang out? Cool. Can I join?

This is not what I expected... :roll:

redshift

↖ Oh yeah - how come we have to shout?

Bagonabike

I've just done a small wee of terror.

redshift

Don't worry, baggy, there are exercises you can do and everyfink...

pneumatic

I feel like I've turned up a week too late for the British Cyclosportive. Oh, the crowds, the pace, the motorcyles with cameramen on them! I think I'm going to be sick!

snorri

Noodley wrote:

ankev1 wrote:

I wonder if it's heard of England?

One lives in hope that it has not and it is the start of a universal trend to ignoring England for ever :x

Obviously, Noodley, you have not taken the opportunity presented by this new forum to turn over a new leaf
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Fab Foodie

Bagonabike wrote:

I've just done a small wee of terror.

I've just wee'd on a small terrior...

nicklouse

Fab Foodie wrote:

Bagonabike wrote:

I've just done a small wee of terror.

I've just wee'd on a small terrior...

Are there any terrors that need the wee squeezed out of them?

jpembroke

This place is ****ing huge. Can anyone hear me? Where are you? I feel scared.

fixedwheelnut

Hello Sam long time no see

ricadus

This is the Millennium Dome of forums – vast, white and something most people like to moan about.

November

It scares me too. Takes so long to refresh as well! I click a link and 20 seconds later it's got the topic loaded.

.. and no, I do not have that bad of an internet connection. :P

jonathan ellis

I want my Mum

November

I can be your mum. <gives cookies>

plusgourmande

do we have to mingle with knobbly-tyred kidz now ...

Rob Sallnow

I propose that members that originally joined as C+ members have blue names...and whatever the MTB brigade belonged to have red names....then we know who's a stranger

November

I've slick tyres too.

Smokin Joe

I haven't seen keith Oates yet. Wouldn't it be really fun...I mean sad if he lost his post count too?

Rhythm Thief

Hi all, wherever you are. I had absolutely no idea any of this was going to happen; I posted this morning as normal and by the evening I found all the locks had been changed and everyone had gone. It's not as good but maybe we'll get used to it. :?

Rhythm Thief

I see the hyperlinks in my signature don't work any more. And I've lost some posts. :roll:

November

We've pretty much been warned a bit - but nothing really on when and how. Was more a 'find out yourself' thing.

November

As for the links, remove the " in them and it'll be fine again

Rhythm Thief

And how the hell do I edit my profile? If I'd wanted my real name all over the interweb I'd never have bothered making up a username. :evil:

nicklouse

Rhythm Thief wrote:

And how the hell do I edit my profile? If I'd wanted my real name all over the interweb I'd never have bothered making up a username. :evil:

index then topish left

Rhythm Thief

Got it, cheers.

November

Yeah, it's a bit crap you need to go to the Index to be able to actually do anything in your profile or messagebox!

nicklouse

walk in and walk out sex change :?