Aaaaargh!

Ravenbait
Ravenbait Posts: 13,064
edited July 2007 in The bottom bracket
I can't cope!

Where is everything?!

It's all too much. Too much. :?

Sam

http://ravenfamily.org
"You might remember that 'annoyed' is my natural state!"
http://gentlemencyclists.org
"Ya'd think we could just attracts ants, like normal people."
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  • graham56
    graham56 Posts: 634
    Sit back and have a dram or two Sam, it`s the only way! :D:D
    It`s a state of mind.
  • snorri
    snorri Posts: 2,981
    Enters tentatively.....a dram :?: :shock:
    Ah! Yes please Graham, very kind of you. :) Slainte , and I hope you'll all be happy in the new place...........................eventually. :)
  • pzycoman
    pzycoman Posts: 285
    Ravenbait wrote:
    It's all too much. Too much. :?

    *gives sam a big hug*
    Professional Kitten Huffer
  • Ravenbait
    Ravenbait Posts: 13,064
    Have they merged Cake Stop with some other forum?

    :? :shock:

    It's just wrong. It's like forcing Cuddles and Orville to bugger each other, thereby producing some bastard offspring that still somehow looks like Keith Harris.

    It's wrong, WRONG I TELL YOU!

    You'll see. No good can come of this!

    Sam

    http://ravenfamily.org
    "You might remember that 'annoyed' is my natural state!"
    http://gentlemencyclists.org
    "Ya'd think we could just attracts ants, like normal people."
  • graham56
    graham56 Posts: 634
    No going back now they`ve changed all the locks while i was out :cry: looks like we`ll have to grow up rather quick
    It`s a state of mind.
  • Patrick Stevens
    Patrick Stevens Posts: 13,398
    Can I reach out and touch Ravenbait just to make sure that things are real? :D
  • Ravenbait
    Ravenbait Posts: 13,064
    If you can touch me from there, Patrick, you're definitely dreaming.

    Sam

    http://ravenfamily.org
    "You might remember that 'annoyed' is my natural state!"
    http://gentlemencyclists.org
    "Ya'd think we could just attracts ants, like normal people."
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Ravenbait wrote:
    Have they merged Cake Stop with some other forum?

    :? :shock:

    It's just wrong. It's like forcing Cuddles and Orville to bugger each other, thereby producing some bastard offspring that still somehow looks like Keith Harris.

    It's wrong, WRONG I TELL YOU!

    You'll see. No good can come of this!

    Sam

    so where would the hand go?
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • The Velvet Curtain
    The Velvet Curtain Posts: 391
    I want my mummy, it's like being at the scary big school. :?
    I cycle, run, and hill walk.
    Legs like Popeye, arms like Olive Oyl. (Abs like Bluto).
  • The Velvet Curtain
    The Velvet Curtain Posts: 391
    I've just noticed Patrick has lost all his posts :lol::lol::lol:
    I cycle, run, and hill walk.
    Legs like Popeye, arms like Olive Oyl. (Abs like Bluto).
  • Ravenbait
    Ravenbait Posts: 13,064
    nicklouse wrote:
    so where would the hand go?

    :shock:

    <Mercury Rising>

    You Are A Stranger

    </Mercury Rising>

    Use your imagination, man! One hand would be inserted in each mutant anus! If you have any spare you can insert them in other orifices as you please!

    Sam

    http://ravenfamily.org
    "You might remember that 'annoyed' is my natural state!"
    http://gentlemencyclists.org
    "Ya'd think we could just attracts ants, like normal people."
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Ravenbait wrote:
    nicklouse wrote:
    so where would the hand go?

    :shock:

    <Mercury Rising>

    You Are A Stranger

    </Mercury Rising>

    Use your imagination, man! One hand would be inserted in each mutant anus! If you have any spare you can insert them in other orifices as you please!

    Sam
    i thought he used the same one for both?
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • ankev1
    ankev1 Posts: 3,686
    Two things wrong with this:

    Blue on a white background isn't as easy on the eye as the C+ colour scheme.

    You have to call up the box to make a reply as opposed to it being there automitically.

    I should imagine both would be easy enough to reinstate.

    Why are the poxy smilies animated and where's the big daft grin one (I liked that one).
  • Patrick Stevens
    Patrick Stevens Posts: 13,398
    Ravenbait wrote:
    If you can touch me from there, Patrick, you're definitely dreaming.

    Sam

    Well, I can feel someone's hairy something.
  • Ravenbait
    Ravenbait Posts: 13,064
    Patrick Stevens wrote:
    Well, I can feel someone's hairy something.
    I'M NOT HAIRY!

    I'm fluffy.

    Sam

    http://ravenfamily.org
    "You might remember that 'annoyed' is my natural state!"
    http://gentlemencyclists.org
    "Ya'd think we could just attracts ants, like normal people."
  • Dayvo
    Dayvo Posts: 1,882
    The Velvet Curtain wrote:
    I've just noticed Patrick has lost all his posts :lol::lol::lol:

    Imagine if Keith lost all of his! :shock:
    That would be harsh!
    Who would be 'The Daddy' then?
    I get knocked down . . . but I get up again . . .
  • Ravenbait
    Ravenbait Posts: 13,064
    nicklouse wrote:
    i thought he used the same one for both?
    "Looks like Keith Harris" is not the same as "operated by Keith Harris".

    It was a metaphorical comparison. As I'm sure you're aware. There does come a point when one has to decide not to take a metaphor too literally.

    Sometimes, of course, it's absolutely imperative to take a metaphor far too literally, but in this instance that would be even more horrifying than the reality.

    Sam

    http://ravenfamily.org
    "You might remember that 'annoyed' is my natural state!"
    http://gentlemencyclists.org
    "Ya'd think we could just attracts ants, like normal people."
  • Patrick Stevens
    Patrick Stevens Posts: 13,398
    Ravenbait wrote:
    Patrick Stevens wrote:
    Well, I can feel someone's hairy something.
    I'M NOT HAIRY!

    I'm fluffy.

    Sam

    I think it's ankev's thigh!!!!! What has happened to us all? I don't feel the same. I've lost all interest in winding up lefties. I need Arch.
  • Ravenbait
    Ravenbait Posts: 13,064
    Dayvo wrote:
    Imagine if Keith lost all of his! :shock:
    That would be harsh!
    Who would be 'The Daddy' then?
    I've lost about 50 of mine.

    I've noticed that this Louse chappy who is confused as to the number of arms this forum needs has a staggering number of posts and is also on the moderator's forum.

    What do we know about our new enclosure, anyway? Do we have anyone who's been on the inside?

    Sam

    http://ravenfamily.org
    "You might remember that 'annoyed' is my natural state!"
    http://gentlemencyclists.org
    "Ya'd think we could just attracts ants, like normal people."
  • ankev1
    ankev1 Posts: 3,686
    This is all very something or other. I've just received an email (unsolicited mind) telling me that another thread to which I had contributed had subsequently been contributed to and so had to turn that "facility" off. Am I alone in hating it when computer geeks try to decide for me what it is that I want?
  • graham56
    graham56 Posts: 634
    Me thinks ( and it`s hurting) that the Louse is from the MTB section and is trolling among the good guys :shock:
    It`s a state of mind.
  • Patrick Stevens
    Patrick Stevens Posts: 13,398
    Has anyone else been linked into a gay bondage site? :oops:
  • Ravenbait
    Ravenbait Posts: 13,064
    graham56 wrote:
    Me thinks ( and it`s hurting) that the Louse is from the MTB section and is trolling among the good guys :shock:

    I don't think we could possibly accuse a moderator of trolling, Graham. That would be unseemly.

    Sam

    http://ravenfamily.org
    "You might remember that 'annoyed' is my natural state!"
    http://gentlemencyclists.org
    "Ya'd think we could just attracts ants, like normal people."
  • graham56
    graham56 Posts: 634
    Patrick Stevens wrote:
    Has anyone else been linked into a gay bondage site? :oops:

    Don`t knock until you`ve tried Patrick :shock: not that i have mind you :D
    It`s a state of mind.
  • Patrick Stevens
    Patrick Stevens Posts: 13,398
    Ravenbait wrote:
    graham56 wrote:
    Me thinks ( and it`s hurting) that the Louse is from the MTB section and is trolling among the good guys :shock:

    I don't think we could possibly accuse a moderator of trolling, Graham. That would be unseemly.

    Sam

    And these are the kind of people I've got to grovel to in order to get my post count back.
  • Noodley
    Noodley Posts: 1,725
    What's with this showing people's "real names under their username?

    (he says off to change it to something rude)
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Patrick Stevens wrote:
    Ravenbait wrote:
    graham56 wrote:
    Me thinks ( and it`s hurting) that the Louse is from the MTB section and is trolling among the good guys :shock:

    I don't think we could possibly accuse a moderator of trolling, Graham. That would be unseemly.

    Sam

    And these are the kind of people I've got to grovel to in order to get my post count back.

    please i dont mind being described as a Troll. i actually live in Trollhattan Sweden.

    but yes from the knobbley side. but was also a member of C+ for many years and a few posts

    re posts they give you cancer :oops: but i am about 3000 short. due to posts on the other forums.

    and i dont intend to be visiting the road area too much but i had to check out such an interesting topic.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • ankev1
    ankev1 Posts: 3,686
    They're going to have to do an awful lot of debugging and tweeking.

    I just clicked on to the route finding thing and entered Danube, Germany and Baden-Württemburg as the key words because it should have been an easy one, the Danube Bike Path being Europe's premier bike route and it starts in B-W.

    Guess what? Nothing found! :lol:

    So I typed in Donau, which is German for Danube and it came up with a couple of stretches in Bavaria. I wonder if it's heard of England?
  • Noodley
    Noodley Posts: 1,725
    ankev1 wrote:
    I wonder if it's heard of England?

    One lives in hope that it has not and it is the start of a universal trend to ignoring England for ever :x
  • Ravenbait
    Ravenbait Posts: 13,064
    nicklouse wrote:
    please i dont mind being described as a Troll. i actually live in Trollhattan Sweden.

    My Uncle Eric is a lecturer at Uppsala. That's no excuse.
    and i dont intend to be visiting the road area too much but i had to check out such an interesting topic.

    Er. "Aaargh" counts as interesting?

    Wow.

    Looks like we won't have much to live up to, boys and girls. Wait til they get a load of the ducks :twisted: .

    Stick around, Nick. We can do oh so much better than this.

    Sam

    http://ravenfamily.org
    "You might remember that 'annoyed' is my natural state!"
    http://gentlemencyclists.org
    "Ya'd think we could just attracts ants, like normal people."

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