Soapbox: antidote to Jehovah's Witnesses.

rothbook · June 2007

My brother used to sit in the baker's and watch the bread rise.

That's right, he was the Hovis witness.

Unkraut · June 2007

That's all we knead ...

Unknown · June 2007

How was the hot air supplied?

ankev1 · June 2007

If the bakery had been called Joe's Bakery then it would have been Joe's Hovis Witness.

Unkraut · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by ankev1

If the bakery had been called Joe's Bakery then it would have been Joe's Hovis Witness.
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<New World Symphony> Aye, lad, 'appen it would</New World Symphony>

giant_man · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Ravenbait

Oh that's easy. I converted one of them. She was a dedicated Witness, from a family of Witnesses, and is now a fully emancipated reflexologist. I'm considered a high risk for converting their followers to something other than Witnessing.

Sam

The cross product of Tank Girl and Ellen Ripley:

http://ravenfamily.org
"You might remember that 'annoyed' is my natural state!"

http://gentlemencyclists.org/clubhouse
"Ya'd think we could just attract ants, like normal people."
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I would love to know how she went from a witness to a fully emancipated reflexologist! Priceless!! [:D]

SIZE IS EVERYTHING! or at least that's what my LBS tells me.

Ravenbait · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by mjones
Sadly it appears to be reflexology- one set of mumbo-jumbo for another! [V]
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">I didn't convert her to reflexology. Reflexology isn't a religion, silly boy!

The reflexology was her choice, and if it makes her happy and provides satisfaction, and people derive benefit from it, then why not? It's not as if she is foisting it on anyone.

She doesn't cable tie unwilling clients to a dentist chair and proceed to perform reflexology on them without their permission.

Sam

The cross product of Tank Girl and Ellen Ripley:

http://ravenfamily.org
"You might remember that 'annoyed' is my natural state!"

http://gentlemencyclists.org/clubhouse
"Ya'd think we could just attract ants, like normal people."

Archcp · June 2007

When we lived in the flat in Belfast, a pair of Mormons moved into the flat next door. We lived in mild dread of the day they came to try and convert us. Eventually, after a week or so, there was a polite knock at the door, and on opening it, there they were. One said, very politely in a Utah accent...

"Excuse me, do you have a cheese grater we could borrow please?"

We were happy to oblige, and they never bothered us again...

If I had a baby elephant, it could help me clean the car. If I had a car.

Fnaar · June 2007

Perhaps becoming a reflexologist was some kind of knee-jerk reaction[?][:)]

No, Dougal, that baby elephant is far away! [:D]

gad · June 2007

In one of his novels. ,Terry Pratchett has his hero tell the inhabitants of XXXX an antipodean continent to kill all missionaries on sight. So maybe an AK47, servicable, cheap and readily available or so a policeman friend tells me.

Gad lays back and pedals slowly away, poor old soul. Elephants are people too! Arch for PM. 'Every home fit for baby elephants!'

2fast748 · June 2007

I had 2 arrive at my door the day after the tsunami the other year.

They asked me if current world events (war and tsunamis) bothered me. I said yes they did but religion and geology are the problems so thanks but no thanks!

BigBren · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">She doesn't cable tie unwilling clients to a dentist chair and proceed to perform reflexology on them without their permission.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Which is, ironically, the only form of reflexology I would actually pay for. Hey ho.

Bren

rothbook · June 2007

Swear this is true.

Met a mormon at a wedding.

His name was Gordon.

Altogether now:

Gordon is a mormon!

ankev1 · June 2007

The hovis gag was OK. Quit while you're ahead.

mjones · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Ravenbait

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by mjones
Sadly it appears to be reflexology- one set of mumbo-jumbo for another! [V]
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">I didn't convert her to reflexology. Reflexology isn't a religion, silly boy!

The reflexology was her choice, and if it makes her happy and provides satisfaction, and people derive benefit from it, then why not? It's not as if she is foisting it on anyone.

She doesn't cable tie unwilling clients to a dentist chair and proceed to perform reflexology on them without their permission.

Sam

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Hmmm. I was responding to your earlier statement that "I converted one of them. She was a dedicated Witness, from a family of Witnesses, and is now a fully emancipated reflexologist."

I'm not clear what you did convert her to, but you don't appear to have cured her of gullibility!

Unknown · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by mjones

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Ravenbait

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by mjones
Sadly it appears to be reflexology- one set of mumbo-jumbo for another! [V]
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">I didn't convert her to reflexology. Reflexology isn't a religion, silly boy!

The reflexology was her choice, and if it makes her happy and provides satisfaction, and people derive benefit from it, then why not? It's not as if she is foisting it on anyone.

She doesn't cable tie unwilling clients to a dentist chair and proceed to perform reflexology on them without their permission.

Sam

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Hmmm. I was responding to your earlier statement that "I converted one of them. She was a dedicated Witness, from a family of Witnesses, and is now a fully emancipated reflexologist."

I'm not clear what you did convert her to, but you don't appear to have cured her of gullibility!
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Is she currently sending a large amount of money to an account in Lagos?

Soapbox: antidote to Jehovah's Witnesses.

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