I bet that brought tears to his eyes....

AcademicX · June 2007

Those of a sensitive nature should probably avoid this one...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/mers ... 253849.stm

Quick To The Top · June 2007

What...???

"That's guna hurt in the morning son!"

Its all very well going fast...but can you stay on the bike??

Unknown · June 2007

Hell hath no fury etc...

She said: "I am in no way a violent person." Not strictly true...

Unknown · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Peyote

Hell hath no fury etc...

She said: "I am in no way a violent person." Not strictly true...

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I suppose it's all relative - a violent person would have pulled both off and refused to give them back until they'd been through a food processor.[:0]

Melvil · June 2007

Ow...fancy trying to eat it as well...still, I guess its fresher than it would be down the local fast food outlet.

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Unknown · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Patrick Stevens

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Peyote

Hell hath no fury etc...

She said: "I am in no way a violent person." Not strictly true...

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I suppose it's all relative - a violent person would have pulled both off and refused to give them back until they'd been through a food processor.[:0]
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You've thought about that too much! [xx(]

lardarse rider · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Patrick Stevens

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Peyote

Hell hath no fury etc...

She said: "I am in no way a violent person." Not strictly true...

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I suppose it's all relative - a violent person would have pulled both off and refused to give them back until they'd been through a food processor.[:0]
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Or squidged them between her toes[xx(]

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Unknown · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Peyote

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Patrick Stevens

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Peyote

Hell hath no fury etc...

She said: "I am in no way a violent person." Not strictly true...

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I suppose it's all relative - a violent person would have pulled both off and refused to give them back until they'd been through a food processor.[:0]
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You've thought about that too much! [xx(]
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No need to stop and think - I did criminal law for a number of years. I even know the best way of cutting a leg off. [:0]

Unknown · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Patrick Stevens
No need to stop and think - I did criminal law for a number of years.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Okay, that makes sense...

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Patrick Stevens
I even know the best way of cutting a leg off. [:0]
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...but that is a bit too much information! Although I would've thought some form of power-saw would be the most efficient. I guess it wold depend on your reason for removing said leg...

Unknown · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Peyote

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Patrick Stevens
No need to stop and think - I did criminal law for a number of years.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Okay, that makes sense...

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Patrick Stevens
I even know the best way of cutting a leg off. [:0]
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...but that is a bit too much information! Although I would've thought some form of power-saw would be the most efficient. I guess it wold depend on your reason for removing said leg...
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No power saw. The reason was that the perpetrator was a sadistic pervert.

Unknown · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Patrick Stevens
No power saw. The reason was that the perpetrator was a sadistic pervert.
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Nuff said. [V]

Unknown · June 2007

Nail clippers, while the victim is stapled to the floor, with a condom full of urine in their mouth for when they cry out and then breath in hard, it bursts. Thats the best way to cut off someones leg, trust me they'll never try to do you over again, it really learns em[}:)]

Well thats what I do, is there a better way Patrick?

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The Bosscp · June 2007

"I am in no way a violent person".
Christ I wouldn't like to see what she can do when she is violent...

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richteacp · June 2007

Good christ, what a nutter!
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A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
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[xx(]

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Unknown · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by richtea

Good christ, what a nutter!
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">
A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
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[xx(]

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Do you remember the case recently of a woman biting a chap's testicle off? I can't remember if it was a spit or swallow.

richteacp · June 2007

Eww, don't, I feel queasy enough as it is.

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Unknown · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by richtea

Eww, don't, I feel queasy enough as it is.

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Not as queasy as he did!

Eat My Dust · June 2007

If they went back to his house for drinks with friends, why was he only wearing his underpants???

SNAPS

richteacp · June 2007

<mental note: wear trousers to parties from now on>

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chewa · June 2007

Is a testicle an organ? - or a gland?

I think we should be told.

plus je vois les hommes, plus j'admire les chiens

Buggi · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by chewa

Is a testicle an organ? - or a gland?

I think we should be told.

plus je vois les hommes, plus j'admire les chiens
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i don't think it's an organ, because you need all your organ's to carry on living don't you? i don't think it's a gland either.

so what is the best way of cutting off a leg? just so i know, not that i'm violent or anything but i was truly sorry about that guy's testicle, i didn't mean to do it! [:0]

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giant_man · June 2007

I love her statement in which she denies she's a violent person! I would hate to see her when she's angry lol!

SIZE IS EVERYTHING! or at least that's what my LBS tells me.

Simon L2 · June 2007

which film featured a similar scene? I've got half a memory that says that Robin Williams was involved.

Tourist Tony · June 2007

Garp?

If I had a stalker, I would hug it and kiss it and call it George...or Dick

I bet that brought tears to his eyes....

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